Seth and Sabrina Carpenter Go Day Drinking

Hey everybody, we're here in the Ripple Room in the Lower East Side of Manhattan, and today I'm going to do a little day drinking with the one, the only, Sabrina Carpenter, everybody! Hey! Now, a lot of people would assume that because this is Sabrina Carpenter, we would start the day off with an espresso martini, well f*** that, we're chugging a beer. Great, let's do it. Cheers to us. You're going to do the whole thing, no? I was too cold. I don't like it. I can do it. You can't, no, and I can too. It was too cold. I can too. This is Day Drinking with Seth and Sabrina. That's bad. Uh, Sabrina, we don't know each other super well, so for this next segment, Spill the Tea, we're going to ask each other personal questions that neither you or I have seen, and we can either answer truthfully or take a huge sip from this Long Island iced tea. And we each have our own straws. Who did you write the song Manchild about? Either answer or take a sip. No hesitation. Okay, great. This straw's a bit f***ed, but it's really good. Okay, great. I hosted SNL for the first time this season. What was my worst sketch? You know, I have an answer, but I have a lot of respect for the people who put that show together. Oh, that's so nice. I know I'm not a one, and I know I'm not a ten. What am I? A seven. You sure you don't want to take a f***ing break? What does it sound like if you, Seth Meyers, very earnestly sang the National Anthem? Oh. Say. No, I know. I didn't laugh, because I'm like, what's next? Oh, say, can, you, see. It's so slow. That was great. Thank you. And those lyrics always really get me. I know. Betsy Ross wrote that song. I love her. Um. She died. I know. Yeah. Everyone remembers where they were when she died. I mean, do you remember when you got that CNN News alert? Sabrina Carpenter, how old do you think I am? If you get it within a year, I'll take two big drinks. 45? Girl. What? We're back. We're back? Friends again. Oh, my God. And you're like a 12. But, like, if you knew I was 51, you'd be like, oh, you're a f***ing eight for a 51. Yeah. I mean, I was six years off. You have so much time. To what? To live. All right, Sabrina. Mm. Give me a nickname. First thing that comes to your head. Brainy. What? Brainy. Brainy? For me or you? For me. Oh, you meant for me. I was like a nickname. Ask me again. Brainy. Okay. All right. Ready? For Seth? Give me a nickname. First thing that comes to your head. For Seth? For someone that you're really close to. I like that you took Sabrina. You're like, Sabrina is brainy, so Seth is. Well, it wouldn't be Seth. It's time for my two-minute red light mask therapy session. Do you mind? Will you join me? Sure. Great. All right, Sabrina. What's the most unhinged thing you've ever done to impress a crush? I don't think I've tried to impress anyone. Really? Yeah. Out of a lack of interest in people or just you have too much self-respect? That one. That's great. Yeah, that's such a boring answer, but I feel like I try to be- As the father of a daughter, I'd be very happy to hear my daughter give that answer. I try to be myself. Yeah. Whatever. Yeah. You don't put on airs. What's the most embarrassing thing a crush has ever done to impress you and did it work? Someone stole an article of clothing from my house as an attempt to be like, this ended up in my bag. I don't believe you, but did it work? No. That's how I met my wife. Wait, is it actually? That's a lie. It was a lie. You should drink through the thing. So bend this way? Yeah. There you go. And does this make it stronger? I'm turning my- Turbo! Wait, it's cool! What have we been doing? Is this cryo? Level three? My cheeks are fully cold right now, like a shot of ice. Turn it to the right. Oh, they're getting- Can you feel it? So we had to address espresso somehow. So here's what we're going to do. Okay. For the first time ever, you are going to see orders that a barista would have to make. You have to read them out as you hold up the cup, and if you screw up in any way, if you stumble, or if you laugh, you have to do a drink. And if you do it perfectly, I will do a drink. Okay. You get it? I think so. Yeah, I think so too. If I mess up reading? Yeah. And cue card Wally's going to hold them up. You know cue card Wally from your time at SNL. Oh, boy do I. Let's do it. Half-caff-nif-der-pum-pum-pum. Turbo. All right, you can try it again. Okay. Now that you know. I can? Take a drink first. Should I be fast about it or no? No, no, no. You can just. Well, they are usually pretty fast. They're like, let me get you a. Let your experience guide you. Double shot, extra hot, triple thought, blood clots. Enough with Scott. That's Scott. That's Gerald. Okay. All right, this one's with an Italian accent. For me? Yeah. Oh. Let's try it. Venti, cortado, cappuccino, pesto, nespresso, espresso, for Ernesto. That was your best one yet? Why was that good? You got to start doing more stuff in an Italian accent. I got to do that more. Then you. No. You do this one. You want me to? All right, here we go. Ready? This one's easy. It's a good tester for you. One iced matcha for the basic bitch. You're not allowed to call women bitches. I know. It's fine though. No, that's honestly because I said you were a seven. Now it's on. It's on? Now it's on. I'm sorry, you haven't turned it on yet? I thought. You sevened me? I thought seven was sort of giving. Like I thought seven was sort of like there's room to grow. I don't know. Like I thought seven was more than five. Do 51-year-olds grow? Yes! You think your life is over? Oh my God. This is like, I feel like I just met a ghost on Christmas. Future, past, present? Probably present. Yeah. You're like I'm in the future and you're an eight. Bob Cratchit, you're an eight. You go? You want me to go? I think you should do one more. All right. Because yours was very like attacking. Tell me when to turn. Okay. Ready, set, turn. Large black coffee for Osama Bin Laden. You know what? I'm happy you did that one. Thank you. Because I think that clip could have been thrown around for me. In a weird way. Whereas I own it. I own that. Yeah. Everybody gets coffee. Yeah. That's what happens when you drink. Bitch. You're like what? You can't say that. I can say it to you. Oh, you can? Yeah, it's 25. Cheers. All right, last one. Do you want to do it or do you want to do it? I'm going to give you two choices. You or you. You do it or you do it. Okay, I'm going to do it I think because I like the second one. Ready? A small black drip, triple whip, clip, blip. All right, try it again. Ready, set, go. A small black drip, triple whip, clip, blip, extra burpled, purpled, nurpled for Urkel. As Urkel. Oh, as Urkel. Did I do that? Oh, my God. Do you always read stage directions? No. I'm usually sober when I'm working. Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah. When was your first gig? How old were you? 12. And what was your first gig? La Norte SVU. Oh, my God. What did you play in La Norte SVU? A victim. Oh, my God. Of what? Oh, don't say it. Based on that show, it's a bummer. Of what? I didn't hear that. Of what? Oh, no. Yeah, a victim set. Oh, no. I'm having an absolutely wonderful time with you. Thank you. And I'm going to now transition us to one of the dumbest things we've ever done on Day Drinking. It's called Pet Sounds. It's not based on anything you've ever done. And here's what's going to happen. I'm going to hold up a card, and we're going to look at an animal. And you and I are each going to make our best guess as to the sound this animal makes. Okay. And then I don't quite know what will happen after. Oh, I'm going to play the actual sound, then. And we'll see how we did. The barn owl. Ooh. I love it. You go right down the middle. I'm going to go higher. I think it's going to be screechy. I think it's weird. Ha! Ready? Shh. No, you think you won? A hundred percent. No one, neither of us hissed. I'm sorry. Did that sound more like me or more like a human saying who? Walrus. Like, ma. I like that you're trying to make the teeth. You think the teeth are informing. I think it informs the way it comes out. Do you want two straws? Do you think two straws will help you? Yeah. Let's do it. All right. I don't know. Where are the straws? All right. I don't have a second straw, so. Okay, great. I'm going to do my best guess. Like, you think they're... You know music. I know animals. No, I didn't channel anything with these. Raccoons fighting? Yeah, let's each do a raccoon fighting. Okay. Five, six, seven, eight. Except Zootopia. What about this fella? Again, I'm sort of, like, speechless. Like, I'm aghast. I'm like, huh? No. That's not real. That's not a real monkey. I'm like, this is all too much. He's so casual. Hey. Guy at a bar. Hey. Won't leave you alone. Hey. You Sabrina? No. Hey. Bro, leave me alone. Hey. No, actually, though. Huh? Hey. The camera's not open. This is a monkey. I feel like that's the end of that one. No, there's 55 more. You guys, the more time I spend with Sabrina, the more I like her. So Christmas is coming up, so here's what we're going to do. We're going to put on oven mitts. Sabrina, put on your oven mitt. Okay, okay. And we're going to open up presents as fast as we can. And if you open it up, the other person has to drink whatever's inside it. Oh, it's a race? What? I didn't know we were going fast. Ready, set, go. Oh, she started. Tea? I just got it. Okay. Wait, what's that? You have to do a party-ready gelatin shot. Okay, and you have to do a peppermint white cup. Oh, what are... Good eye for chocolate liquor. You have to drink Eggo Brunch. What the... That's not real. Brunch in a jar? That tastes like a candle. A what? That literally tastes like a candle. Brini? Can I ask you a question, Brini? Yes. How do you know what a candle tastes like? Like, loosen it up. Oh, you have to have a drink of... No. That's so crazy. Brini and I are like, no. Cheers. Is this the most fun you've ever had? Proboscis monkey. This building is so pretty. Thank you for saying that. We built it for you. We're gonna move on. It's wandering off. We've lost Sabrina, so... I don't know. Is this even a good thing to do on TV? Hey, everybody. We're gonna close the night with Sabrina decorating me like a Christmas tree. And if she so chooses to sing along with the Christmas carols, we're gonna play. I'll sing, too, so it'll be a collaboration. Yeah. Sleep in heavenly... You sure you don't wanna sing? Sing. This has been Day Drinking with Seth and Sabrina. Sabrina, in the spirit of Christmas, can you make an armadillo noise one more time? Let's do the raccoons fighting, ready? One, two, three.