"Unveiling the Subterranean Wonders: Exploring the Ozarks! 🌄🕳️ #OzarksCaves #UndergroundAdventure"

All right guys, this is your host Hempy back in these Missouri Ozarks. Kind of in the backyard That's a first time. How about that? Turn it on real quick. Get those formations here. No, I just want to get it on. That's pretty old right there. I might set that on that rock right up here. All right, here we go. Wow, look at that. What kind of... Yeah, that's where we came in guys. It's pretty neat. How far back does it go? Look at that right there. I see what you're saying, that is pretty neat. This feels good, man. We've been out in the heat all day. What is that backpack? Look at that. Look at that black rock right here. Can you shine that right there, Keith? Yeah, what do you see back there? Anything? Does it just... It does, does it? Gosh. Oh boy, it's cold. You see him over here? Yeah. Oh, there he goes under. He just went under. What about this? They're all squatting down right here. All right. Keith, we're right up here. Wow, look at that, Lance. Is that that deposit you're talking about? I see that in the other caves as well. That green ----? Yeah. I guess that's green. Look at that right here, guys. That's pretty crazy. That's like the strange formation right there. Okay, Keith, can I see that light real quick? Okay. Can I see that light real quick? You ain't got one? No. Oh, ----. Yeah. Oh, ----. You got these two little lights in here and now they're flashing. Yeah. Oh, ****. How's your light doing? Is it flashing, Lance? Oh, yeah. This son of a bitch, as far as it goes and our lights go out, we're fucked. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Okay. Hey, Lance, can you flash the ceiling real quick? Look at all that. Look at how far that is over there. That's crazy. All right, people. Lance is guiding us to this cave. Lance is guiding us to this cave. He only charges $200 a piece. There's a waterfall right here, guys. Wow, so it just keeps going. Oh, yeah, it goes a long way. Does it really? Yeah. Raccoon? Critter-type, yeah. Way back in the middle right there. Okay. Do you want to zoom in? Right. If you guys run back out and mix me in a drink, I'm almost out. I've got two right there. That's all paved in off the ceiling. Can you imagine me and some bitch in land on me? It's like clay on that rock. Yeah, if you want to get Lance up there, if you want to shine it up there where Lance is at, that would be cool, Keith. What does it say? 420? Big Catboy's doing some slick on this clay. I heard the water again. No. Same weather. What's it? Right. No, we can stay this very long down the road or something. That's crazy, bro. Oh, yeah. Just be careful, bro. I wouldn't. You want to go back, Lance? Yeah. Yeah, I think we're good to go back, Lance. Yeah, it's probably if no one knows we're back here. What? You smell that? What is it? Look at this, bro. Whoa. Okay, I do want to come down here. Pretty cool. Wow. I mean, I mean, it ain't weird. You know, it's different. Like a bear? It's a different smell than I've been. Look at this, guys. This is where we're still at, Lance. This is probably one of the coolest caves I've ever been in. Really? Yeah. Lance, do you want to hold this camera? Keith, do you want to hold the camera real quick? I'll tie my shoe. Would you mind doing that? Oh, Junior's got a tied shoe. Thank you, bro. That's funny. For sure, bro. This is like bedrock right here. It's pretty crazy. Wow, look at that. No. Yeah, what's up there? Yeah. What did you say? Any humans? Yeah, it's pretty cool, man. Yeah, it's like a weird... No, Keith, come this way. Come this way, bro. Wrong way, Keith. Oh, I see what you're doing. This is probably one of the coolest caves. Yeah, squatting down. That's why I'm not doing that. Whoa, watch out. Be careful here. Come this way. Yeah, this is really, really slick. Lance, can you shine the light on these columns? Or Keith? Here, watch this. I'm going to stand next to you so I can get this. Yeah, look at that. All the way up. Watch your foot right there. That goes up quite a ways. Yeah, that's insane. Look at that. That's pretty. I don't even want to step on that right there. What's wrong, Keith? Your light? Alien expedition. Just watch your footing right here. This is kind of tough. Watch out right here. I'm going to go this way, though. Look at this, bro. That's so far up there. We need to go down and around, I think. Right over there. We probably need to... Yeah, let's turn around. Right over there, Lance. Where? To the right. That's everybody's roof. That's where the water flows. That's the roof of Oak Grove. We've been past this before, I'm telling you. Let's turn around, guys. Let's turn around. Look, here's a track right here somewhere, man. Yeah. Here's another track. We just got to make sure we got enough light to get out. We've been in here for about 18, 19, 20 minutes now, Lance. What? No, we came from that way, though. Hey, some of these rocks are about ready to fall down. Like, they're about ready to go down. We better be careful. Yeah. There wasn't rocks piled up to the ceiling like before, like he said. So this caved in recently. Yeah. Yeah, it's caving off the ceiling. You guys got enough light? Let's go back. And now... Keith, let's come get lost in here now. Let's go back, as I say. Let's go back. This is a dead end. Yeah, this is definitely the biggest cave that I've ever been in. Hey, you want my feet? You got water in it, huh? Watch your head. I'm sure. Yeah, ladies, that's all we need in there.