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Your good name, please? Karan Malhotra. Right wrist. Possible reparative strain injury because of codeine. Any pain or currents? If yes, then you'll have to get an X-ray done. You just prescribe me a wrist brace and some painkillers to ease the pain. Oh wow! You don't need me at all. You're a doctor, right? Engineer. Actually, I could have diagnosed it myself, but I believe in helping the healthcare economy. Oh, how lovely! In that case, may I? Sure. Did you bunk medical class on the day of patient care? Just like you bunked basic manners class in your childhood. Sorry? It's a minor ganglion cyst. It should be cured with a wrist brace and some medicine. If the pain persists, we can schedule a follow-up. Statistically, the internet is 80% as accurate as doctors. So, I don't think we'll need it. Thank you. Hey, Isha! Are you leaving for home? Come, meet my nephew. Hello, Dr. Shalak. Karan. He's an engineer. He's just shifted to town. He's got a job at NPCIA as an AI specialist. Excuse me. Yes, tell me. Don't worry. I won't tell them that because of your handwriting, I was almost given a cough syrup. Looks like you've been ragged a lot in engineering college. So, now you've become a bully yourself. Maybe I should have prescribed an ego suppressant. Statistically, ego suppressants don't work on me because I'm too good at my job. Well, good for you then. By the way, has anyone survived your coat till date? You were saying something. Has anyone ever survived or not? Thank you. Karan, you're still here? I know engineers like to work remotely, but you're always here. Excuse me. I'm pretty serious about my job. Unlike someone who forgets about follow-up appointments. Oh, hi. Thanks, I really needed a cup of coffee. This is for me and my uncle. Coffee machine is there. Nice. Got it, Karan? Done, done. Karan, this printer isn't working. Can you fix it? I'm a coder. My job has a global impact. This is a mechanical job. Same thing. I'm just trying to make good use of your time here. If you can do it, then do it. Thanks. And these two... You're here? Dr. Shaunak left at 4 o'clock. I came to meet you, that's all. Actually, I came to pick up uncle, but he didn't inform me. And you? You're leaving early today? So uncommon in doctors, right? Oh, I'm so sorry. That I don't fit into your stereotypes. But you know what? I have a life. Some protein? No, thank you. I'm ordering dinner for home anyway. Do you use Rupeknet on UPI? Stop peeping into my phone. And what if I do? Hate me all you want, but you're using my UI. What? NPCI's UI. RuPay, UPI, they're all our tech. You know, in India, in one minute, a transaction worth more than 50 crores is done only on UPI. Oh, so when I order overpriced coffee, so technically I'm validating your existence. Thank you. This is... Karan! What are you doing? Give me back my property. What are you doing? Doctor, why is your heart beating so fast? Any special reason? All good? Rough shift? Karan, I don't need a Sherlock right now. Well, statistically, even the best of best doctors can have a breakdown. Everything is not about your bloody stats, Karan. I'm a doctor. I'm not Iron Man. Sometimes even I need a break. Of course, now this printer won't work either. You're welcome. You fixed it? Yeah. I mean, I got it done, but it's the thought that counts. Right? I'm sorry. Actually, I was very stressed about work, and I blamed everything on you, so... I'm trying to help you with statistics, Karan. Not exactly comfort. Yeah, that's right. By the way, now your poor printer is alive. You're not even angry. Even I feel like having some coffee. So, do you want to go out? Maybe, if you're free. If you want to. Well, statistically, this is a very risky move. Statistically, engineers love challenges. Okay, one coffee, one date, but I'll decide the place. Date? I was just asking for a hangout. You know how much I love to help the healthcare economy. Of course, I do.