Christmas Questions and Answers That Made Steve Harvey LAUGH On Family Feud!

All right, guys, here we go. Top eight answers on the board. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. Mrs. Claus. Mrs. Claus. Pass or play? We're gonna play. Let's play. AJ, after Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. I'm gonna say cookies, Steve. Cookies. You got me? I got you. All right, here we go, man. This is a good shot. It's wide open. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. Presents, Steve. Good answer. Presents. You're playing today, boy. Hey, uh, Theresa. Hello. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. Vomit. Good answer. Vomit. His vomit. Good answer, Theresa. I've probably drank more eggnog than any person in here because I absolutely love eggnog. It is good. It is good. I love eggnog. Especially with some cinnamon. With some cinnamon? No, nutmeg. Nutmeg. Put nutmeg on it. Right. But with too much, though. Put what in there? Some Jack. Some Jack Daniels. Bad as your answers been. Let's go with vomit. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. Christmas tree, Steve. Christmas tree. Hey, Loaf, after Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, something he tried to stuff in his sack. I'm gonna say Rudolph. Rudolph. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. His sleigh. Alright, everybody. Sit up. This boy ain't letting me down. He didn't gave about four YouTube answers. I expect this to be number five. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. The elf, Steve. Boy, you better. Since yesterday, what did you go do since yesterday? This is like a complete reversal, DeWitt. I slept, talked to my wife. Said, I better not come back without no money, Steve. Uh... Better not come back without no money. Elves. Theresa, two strikes. You gotta be careful, Bronco family. Christina, Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, something he tried to stuff in his sack. The North Pole. Good answer. North Pole. After Santa had too much eggnog on Christmas Eve, name something he tried to stuff in his sack. Steve, we're gonna go with decorations. Decorations. Number five. All right, guys, here we go. Top eight answers on the board. Name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. Cookies. Pass or play? What y'all wanna do? We're gonna play. CJ, something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. Miss Claus strolling around in a necklace. Miss Claus, yeah. Margo, something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. A new suit, Steve. A new suit. Monica, something Santa Claus say he might want for Christmas. How about the night off? Miss Marilyn, something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. I think he's tired of riding around in that same old sleigh. He wants something updated and modern and fast. Y'all notice I came over here and sat down? Cause I know Miss Marilyn's answer's gonna be long. You know what I think he wants, Steve? I think Santa Claus really, you know, he works so hard. Seemed to me like Santa Claus would want a sleigh, you know, something a little more peppy to get around cause I remember, you know, four years ago he had come through the neighborhood, you know, and he stopped across the street at Miss Jackson's house. She was on top of Miss Jackson's roof and I was sitting there going, when is he gonna bring his fat ass over here? And he just took his time and the sleigh was just slow and then when it finally took off, I said, where is his fat ass going? And it had to loop all around so he could pick up speed cause, you know, the sleigh was slow so, you know, I think he needs a new sleigh. A new sleigh. Melissa, name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. He may need some new reindeer. Some new reindeer. CJ, something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. I think he tired of doing it alone, Steve. I think he wants an assistant. An assistant. Margo, something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. Another pipe to smoke out of. Yeah. So that, you know, in case he loses one, he got a backup. A backup pipe. What's Santa need another pipe for? What you trying to get Santa to smoke? Santa got to go see his kids. Margo, Santa Claus can't be hired now. Man, this family right here just tripping. Santa Claus, Santa Claus need a new pipe. Two strikes, you got to be careful where the family can steal. Something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. I think Santa would like a makeover. He's been wearing red soles and a beard all that time. New workshop. Name something Santa Claus might say he wants for Christmas. A new workshop. Number seven. Ladies, top eight answers on the board. Here we go. If Santa were having a midlife crisis, name something he would change. His elves. His wife. They gonna play. Hey, Melissa and Santa were having a midlife crisis. Name something he'd change. His sleigh. Laura, Santa having a midlife crisis, name something he'd change. Steve, he would change his beard. His beard. Santa Claus get some just for men. Show up with a black beard. Leslie, if Santa's having a midlife crisis, name something he'd change. I would hope he would change his body. Change his body. Nicole, if Santa's having a midlife crisis, something he'd change. Well, he's been cold all his life, so I think he would change his home. He would go somewhere warm. Go somewhere warm. Katie, we're rolling. If Santa was having a midlife crisis, something he'd change. He's gotta update that suit. Yeah. Update the suit. Melissa, no strikes. Santa having a midlife crisis, name something he'd change. Maybe his naughty or nice list. Change the naughty or nice list. Laura, if Santa was having a midlife crisis, name something he'd change. Steve, I think he would change his job. Like, not be Santa anymore. Retired. That'd be messed up. Say, man, we ain't having Christmas this year. Whatever, Santa quit. Change his job. All right, we got two strikes, Leslie. We gotta be careful. Holmes' family can steal. His hairstyle. One answer left. If Santa were having a midlife crisis, name something he'd change. I'm gonna say he changes his attitude. He doesn't have much time left. Change his attitude. If Santa were having a midlife crisis, name something he would change. I'm gonna say he gonna have to change them reindeers, Steve. Reindeer. He's gonna change out them reindeer. Top six answers on the board, ladies. Here we go. If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? Miss Cindy. Fire them. Anthony, if Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would you do with the reindeer? I guess barbecue them. Good, good, good. Good eatin'. Anthony said that's good eatin'. Barbecue. All right. Yeah, man. Just stare at somebody else. Ant, if Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? They're givin' out pony rides now, Steve. They're givin' out pony rides. All right, all right. Devontae. Ant, I know you probably got a question about this, so we're talkin' about Santa Claus. If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? Take them to go to the grocery store. We're goin' to the store. We only got one strike, Andrea. So if Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? Give them as gifts. All right, Miss Cyndi, we got two strikes. We gotta be careful now. The Shook family can steal. If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? Sell them. All right, Anthony, we got two strikes. Shook family can steal. Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? Use them as pets. Now, we only got one answer left. If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? He'll mate them. Mate them? Good answer. Breed them. Oh, breed them. Breed them. Mate them. If Santa Claus upgraded to a jet, what would he do with his reindeer? He's gonna take them with him on the jet. Take them with him on the jet. Wow. Top eight answers on the board. Instead of delivering presents, name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. Deliver coal. Instead of delivering presents, name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. Not come at all. Come on, please, Steve. Brittany, instead of delivering presents, name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. See if I think he might drink he might drink Hey Armani instead of delivering presents, give me something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. He might forget it's Christmas tomorrow He go You forget it's Christmas IJ one strike instead of delivering presents name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve He may leave horrible presents Leave horrible presents Got two strikes got to be careful not a barber family can steal Instead of delivering presents name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. It's gonna steal the presents Steal the presents. All right kid instead of delivering presents name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. He might uh Swing by miss Claus's room and not leave I Won't order by mrs. Hannah Brittany two strikes got to be careful barber family can steal instead of delivering presents name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve might ride the reindeer You say ride the reindeer Just how bad is Santa Ride the reindeer Instead of delivering presents name something bad Santa might do on Christmas Eve. We think he might trash the house Seven Number six Five Hi guys, here we go. We got top eight answers on the board If Santa Claus smoked marijuana What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve cookies cookies milk Santa Claus smoked weed what I mean marijuana. What am I? the hood Santa Claus smoked marijuana. What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve? Well, I'm gonna hook him up and I'm gonna leave a joint out for him I'm a rolling the fat one Santa Claus gonna get a fat one rolled up Alicia Santa Claus smoke weed what might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve? Well, just in case, you know some kids see him. We don't want his eyes to be all red We want to leave him some eye drops Some eye drops Santa Claus smoked weed. What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve some booze? Some booze We got two strikes. You got to be careful now Ruger family can steal Santa Claus smoked weed What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve? I'm gonna leave him a bed so he can rest a little bit So he can rest a little bit What might you leave out for him on Christmas Eve chips Seven six One After the toys are delivered Where might Santa stop before heading back to the North Pole? the bar the bar After toys delivered one of my Santa stop for you go back. He's gonna stop at the restaurant to eat some food at the restaurant Where my Santa stop before heading back to North Pole a hotel Hotel I've told you deliver. What was Santa drop off for his back? He's gonna get a gift for mrs. Santa Claus All right, we got two strikes now we got to be careful Calloway family can steal Toys delivered Santa stop before heading back to North Pole. He needs to warm up. He's gonna stop at the beach Wow toys delivered where Santa stop for you head back. He needs a massage. She needs to relax Stop at a massage parlor Two strikes Calloway's can steal toys delivered Santa stop before heading back to North Pole. He's gonna go visit his mama Go to his mama's house Where my Santa stop for heading back to the North Pole uncle see we think Santa's like you and he's going to the casino Number six Number four Point values are triple top four answers on the board. Here we go. If mrs. Claus Kicks Santa out of the house, what might he spend the night? In the barn with renders in the barn with the reindeer Lance if mrs. Claus kicks Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night with the elves with the Selena if mrs. Claus kicks Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night on the couch on the couch? Mel, if Mrs. Claus kicks Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night? In the sled. Tembria, one answer left. If it's there, your family wins the game. If it's not there, you're still alive. You only have one strike. Tembria, if Mrs. Claus kicks Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night? South Pole. Yay! The South Pole, on the other side of the Earth. Direct opposite, just long flight. Let's go down there on the shelf. He got a sled to take him there. Yeah, but you know what she said? Just get out the house tonight. Took him some four-day ride down to there. Not with Santa Claus. It's okay, Tembria. I know you're arguing with me. It could be up here. Well, let's see if it's up here. The South Pole. One answer left, Jeff. If it's there, your family wins the game, but this time you have two strikes. If it's not there, the other family can steal and they will win the game. With a friend or family member. With a friend or family member for the win. One answer left. If it's there, your family steals, your family wins the game. If it's not there, the Goodner family wins the game. Here we go. If Mrs. Claus kicks Santa out of the house, where might he spend the night? The dog house. This is for the win. The dog house. Number four.