Tracey Ullman - Camilla Parker-Bowles Goes Shopping

Charles, it's Camilla. I won't be long, sexy bum. I've got to get a frock to wear to the big banquet. You know, the old bloody what's-his-name. Johnny Foreigner, chappy, the one your dad offended. No, the other one. Buggeration, the mail's just had a refusal at the water jump. Gee up, girl, what's the matter with you? Stop whinnying, you belly thing. Look, I got to go. Do you need any help? No, no, no, I think it's best just to put it out of its misery. That should do it. Which way is Knightsbridge? I think I'll walk. Well, it's about 30 miles that way, I think. Oh, ****. Oh, well, so, frocks. Bloody brilliant. Bloody hell. Hi, can I help you? I'd say padded belly jackets are 9.99. I'll take one of those. What size are you? I'm about 16 hands. I'm rather wide in the withers. Right, um, so one of these? I'll take the whole rack. And, oh, a box of those animal print jodhpurs. Oh, these? Yeah. These are actually leggings? You say organic potato, I say organic potata. And is there anything else I can help you with? I need a ball gown. Something quite long. I don't want to show the whole flower show. Um, we don't really have ball gowns. Oh, sold out. Oh, I knew I'd left it too late. Oh, I'll take one of those sodding sashes that always get stuck between your boobs. I hate these, because whenever you go to take a waz, the dangly bit always dips in the lavvy. Oh, well, I shall just wear these with my wellies. I mean, what does formal really mean, anyway? How many mother-in-laws is that? Oh, that'll be £84, please. So that's four big mother-in-laws and one little mother-in-law. Thank you. Actually, do you have any sexy underwear? Yeah, we do, yeah. Hmm. I'm looking for something in tweed.