Spy Couple | Juanpa Zurita, Lele Pons & Anwar Jibawi

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Let's start from the beginning.
When were you the night of the 23rd?
I'm just joking guys.
Oh man, I love doing that one.
So, the reason why I called you guys in
is because I need to get a little bit of information on your neighbors.
Well, come to think of it, they have been a bit weird lately.
Very weird.
A lot of noises coming from their house.
New planet, huh?
Nice.
What do you mean by that?
For some reason, the husband never leaves the house.
Interesting.
Front door. He never leaves the front door.
I think they have a lot of money because they always have the latest tech.
Yes, we saw a jetpack the other day.
Any unusual interactions with the couple at all?
Yeah, there was...
Hi!
Hi, yeah, we're your neighbors.
We heard some noise. Is everything okay?
Yeah, we're just a little concerned.
We get it.
That's not the correct thing to do.
We're gonna check some stuff inside and definitely talk to each other.
Yeah, you were looking for your house?
It's right there. Over there.
Sorry.
Have a good day.
No. No, we have not.
So, what you're telling me is
I have four complaints on file
with the police officers.
Not a single interaction?
No.
Actually, we've never spoken to them.
Never?
Never spoken.
Have you guys noticed any hostile behavior
or really crazy arguments?
Aggression?
Oh, yes, yes, yes, yes.
The other day they had a pretty intense argument.
Good morning, baby.
Good morning. How are you?
Can I have a coffee?
Yeah, this is yours.
So, I'm thinking today...
Yeah, really?
Who's paying you?
I'm just trying to pinpoint this.
Is it martial arts training?
Is it some ex-military operation going on?
It seemed like a lady was getting attacked or something.
Don't take it personal.
This is pretty personal.
Domestic violence.
It's a woman.
Other than the screaming, any other identifiable
noises that we heard that day?
I heard gunshots.
Okay, no. Don't exaggerate.
He likes to exaggerate.
What the hell's going on?
It could have been a movie.
There were clearly gunshots.
Okay, here we go.
One, two, three.
How do you know?
We heard the sounds.
Okay, but we didn't see anything.
It was a pow, pow, pow, pow, pow.
Okay, look, he likes to embellish. I'm sorry.
We didn't see any gunshots, so we don't know.
We're going to play a game, okay?
I'm going to make a noise. You're going to tell me if you heard that noise, okay?
Okay.
It was more of like a
How about this?
There was another one.
It was like a
Kapow! Kapow!
Kapow!
Did we hear a
Low tones. I'm talking low tones, right?
Did you hear that?
No, it was more like a
pew, pew, pew, pew, pew.
Stop.
Do not disrespect me.
Pew, pew?
Do you think this is a joke?
Sir.
This is not a game, people.
We are dealing with the Smoosh family.
S-M-O-O-S-H. Do you understand what that means?
These people are international spies.
Yeah, they work for the American government, but guess what?
They're taking their skills and information to other countries.
And the Americas don't like that.
You understand what I'm saying?
Give me a name. Give me a code.
Give me an address. I need numbers, people.
There's a code word. Tell me what it is.
I know you know. Spill the fat beans.
There was something about a Lisa.
I don't think that's relevant.
Oh my god.
They're going after the Mona Lisa.
Who the hell is Lisa?
Okay, these are your new passports.
Identities are inside this envelope.
You're going to be going to Japan at 6am tomorrow.
Do not miss your flight. It could be deadly if you do.
You left all of Lisa's pictures!
You're tagged in her dog's account!
Okay, so why are you talking to her?
She's not even that pretty, honestly!
She's not even famous!
Yes! I liked a couple pictures!
Is that wrong?
Do not try to come back to the United States, okay?
There's a car waiting outside for you guys.
Let's just talk a little bit. I'm not going to yell, you know?
You guys are American patriots
and you've done a great service to your country.
Never forget that.
It's just a tab.
It's a scrolling tab!
We're going to be okay. It's Japan.
I don't want to go to Japan!
You always wanted to go to Japan!
You told me you wanted to go to Japan!
I'll vacation!
Honey?
