Doris, Shades Of Bad - TV Episode 4 - Which Bin

[Music] what on Earth have you done to my kitchen this is where I unpack my takeaways this program contains themes of Twisted dark adult humor that some viewers may find offensive rather than funny there is no actual sex or foul language but view discretion is advised I don't get any money no money I can see you're going to be trouble maybe I should take my husband back why would he want to come back my fortune I'm stacked well I'm not stacked but I may get those done too then he's Rich too no Wilma all my wealth was earned after he left me and went to live with you your money was earned illegally that is as much a rumor as is the one about people all dying around me when they upset me handcuffing yourself to the floor was obviously a message that you wanted to run the brothel your way I have never been so lucky now get this kitchen cleaned up or call someone in to do it and pay them been enjoying yourself at the spa been shopping have you yes actually to buy a gun I will have Revenge [ __ ] how do you think managements should dress wmer let's just think this through we run a brothel I'm the boss I arrive elegant suited management ready gone in the clutch bag to protect my girls and you don't have any girls whereas you Walmer arrive poorly dressed with fluffy pink handcuffs and lay yourself prone on the floor I've have no idea [Music] why Revenge [ __ ] people will see that we can never be friends anyone asks for dris they mean me dris as in short for Doris no dris is my gangster name gangster name there appears to be a very large cardboard box in my kitchen Wilmer have you bought me a present for messing it up yes dress you might have wrapped it wrapping and presentation are everything are they you can totally devalue something by poor presentation now would you like me to pop outside and pretend I hadn't seen it and then you can try again no dress but this unwrapped box is such a depressing disappointment I agree but the Undertaker not a gangster name a real name name said they spoke to someone in management not me and they said the cheapest cardboard box would do they bought regge here someone in management not me said they wouldn't pay for refrigeration or storage could his own daughters not have taken him if you remember dris your lawyers proved you to be next of Kim you you inherit everything the lawyers should take rege they might argue that you should take him in your kitchen as you are living with my husband whose mother he married it appears that the body follows the money until after cremation stiffs and Gifts Wilmer we'll have to build a bonfire but not the Box they can take that back I'm not paying for a cardboard [Music] box we need to burn rege before before although he might be impressed I have a stiff in my kitchen re is too dead to be impressed wherever you have a stiff not re Dre a visitor Dre's the player I've been working with he demanded to come around and see the kitchen so we need to get it tided up tidy there's a dead body on the floor he's a gangster gangster dra meets gangster dress and gets a stiff in the kitchen you might be impressed I have a dead body on the floor and this is not a kachen what's a kachen kaching where the money is made a kitchen is where you cook drugs he wants to see you cooking drugs we need to look like we're cooking hi Elsie we thought you'd been sent down down where imprisoned I've been released with a caution told to keep the peace for 6 months not to mix with bad people or commit a crime what's Bill still doing here they're going to introduce him to a gangster but he's dead exactly gangsters like dead people then afterwards we're going to take him out in the garden and burn him save on cremation fees at least cover him with a sheet not a plastic bag might be more impressive not to you think your gangster friend would be impressed if you left your gun on the table guns gangsters Dre might take that as a show of strength and consider it a threat perfect gangster love if he feels threatened he might just kill us we need to get rid of that body tonight oh I can't I'm going selfa dancing I can't work lat you're helping me with reg's body before you go off Dancing with my [Music] [Music] husband things like this just don't happen in hamstad it's a nice area do you think they announce things like this in The Gazette well they would if they got caught people in HED don't get caught that's where the term white color crime comes from I just want to be nice nice you just demanded to be manager of my brothel and Drug Empire I don't want to kill people what are we doing my nose what are we doing recycling recycle green is for recycling BR had a donor card in his wallet I found it when I cleaned it out had you not I might have put him in the black bin or possibly a small silver bin and the food way I've decided I'm going to become an author you a writer I need something for myself apart from my husband well you can't write about this no Romance I'm going to write romantic stories for women it's what I know best women with two husbands placed around a salsa class that's going to be my research are you sure you have the time I'm I me I'm under pressure to let you go early tonight as it is I've been here 14 hours I don't want your standard dropping pardon actually the way you cleaned that kitchen I was impressed I was thinking of letting the cleaner go and adding it I am management to your management duties what are you doing putting R's shoes in the bin why but the rest of him's already in there he doesn't need them anymore well we should give them to a charity shop we're a nice charitable family me your husband you will you stop with the nice card charity shops willma are the scourge of the High Street they sell things given to them using a volunteer staff with low Council rates how can proper commercial shops run by hardworking families compete not giving to charity shops is charitable that is family that is local it is a recycling bin oh congratulations Wilmer you've got the nice card badge for Wilmer please hamster used to be in such a nice area nobody's moved it Wilmer come on the neighbors won't stand for us what two feet sticking out of a wheelie bin Wilma you have a chainsaw in your shed no come I know I can't I don't know how to I've never used a chainsaw but you will not you do I've seen you with your bill in his chair you've become very handy just below the KNE should do it or yes Doris it's going to be the or or we could cut him up into small pieces and go into the food business you have your church fate at the weekend they have a food store it's perfect timing it's all about timing no what no food stores this year it would be wrong one has to live by the laws of the land warmer and here in the UK it is not illegal to eat other human beings what you wouldn't be breaking the law I saw it on a quiz show you wouldn't have seen it no no well ma what have I said about insubordination whatever you said are I'm not listening and neither is re get the S WMA no I can't cut the counselor up that is why you will never be an equal partner get the chainsaw I'll do [Music] it I can't believe you cut up a body a counselor I'm still worried he's in the wrong bin is that all you're worried about well hamster issue penalties if you put the wrong waste in the wrong bin maybe we should move him to the food waste bin instead of recycling did you keep that leaflet they sent you about what waste goes where no and I don't remember seeing on the list a bin for human remains maybe I should pH the helpline you ow me for a chainsaw it still works I only borrowed it it's covered in blood clean it no enough I can be a manager I want respect I want in we're not running a sewing Circle we run a major chemical dependency business you run a small brothel and sell a few drugs I intend to get bigger you owe me for a chainsaw it still works I only borrowed it it's covered in blood clean it no I can be the a manager I want respect I want in we're not running a sewing Circle we run a major chemical dependency business you run a small brothel and sell a few drugs I intend to get bigger this is my time I'm going to be stronger fear is the key Wilmer people have to believe you are capable of evil there's no worry there if they fear you you can command respect but look at you you're a lightweight some of the most feared men in history were small Al Capone Charlie Richardson Hitler Bob Hoskins Bob Hoskins he was in Roger Rabbit I still have nightmares about that movie equal status equal or else or else this is my time you dare to threaten me in my kitchen when I have a [Applause] [Music] chainsa they [Music] P [Music] they [Music] sorry Doris no actually I'm not [ __ ] you a [ __ ] say my name r say my name Doris Shades Doris Shades and what did you steal from me nothing what your husband what are you what what are you h no I don't know welcome to him you Elsie pass me something not that something else go Elsie [Music] now you [ __ ] time to leave Elsie you Daris we will never be equal [Music] no but you can now be manager because I am now worldwide CEO really Doris does that mean a pay rise some pay [Music] no there is the game [Music] e