Doris, Shades of Bad - episode 2 - Doris Reveals Her Assets

there is no actual sex or foul language but your discretion is advised so grass and they asked divides pigs like weeds yes but I didn't know that well you wouldn't you're not a pig farmer I didn't know they didn't mean weed so I use my grass cutting profits to go and buy some weed and went back and sold it to them were they happy they've never been so happy they said they thought I was a very stunning cunning Pusher you're in the men with my grass cuttings before getting them onto the real thing they've forced you into becoming attracting and then and then what they asked me if I knew any party girls I like a party good time girl girls like a good time Everything Under One Roof girls upstairs drugs in the basement Everything Under One Roof that's why supermarkets do so well you a truck dealer and on the gate no I quickly gave up the game you didn't sell yourself I'm not really a pig farm a type of woman and I've no idea why they call it a gay I like games but I am planning a corporate restructure just experienced Doris is a young man at the door with a pig under his arm asked if you're busy you never know how good you'll be at business until you try it tell him Doris is busy but her fear has doubled says he's willing to pay tripled tell him Doris is fully booked but Elsa spree he'll like her Elsie Bill's at the door but he's on the phone at the door on the phone shows how Keen he is Wilma tell Bill to put the phone down apparently breathe breathe breathe love dust deep breath Elsie you're in love again we've got a problem there's no such thing as a problem Wilma yes that's the police at the door with a search warrant that could be challenging turn this into an opportunity because there's another pig farmer we're going to need premises would you like to do this one Wilma tell him you're on special half price thank you Doris but no okay to you [Music] would he like to try our feature Dark Run sir he's a pig farmer this has gone far enough yes how can we run a successful brothel and a major drag operation from the same premises with a young girl locked in the cellar our featured dark room Wilma this put a light in there featured dark room [Music] Wilma one thing a well-run organization can not have is insubordination what are you gonna do stop my wages and don't work for you but I will have to stop you seeing my husband and tell Bill you've sold him off to an older woman and that you're playing Ruby Don't Take Your Love to town with the Bingo caller sorry Kenny Rogers he sang a song about a man in a chair like your husband who has a wife such as you who is sowing her Wild Oats with the likes of my husband as you do they wrote a song I haven't heard it [Music] thank you hello let me show you to the dark room sir next time sir try our new premises next door my house sigh but she's got a dog or third that could be a new angle she's very hamstered foreign I am exhausted hair done nails done and ready for my plumber to take my cover off cooler Elsie it's done you're all exposed and ready where is he it's gone gone does he say anything yeah he's done that was really messy but wanted cash it's always good at the beginning but I don't really know him yet and sometimes I don't recognize him I know I'm in a Disney World with romance but I'd swear they would three different bills Capital healthy Elsie your particular form of dementia is facial recognition dementia foreign but we won't tell anyone else he has dementia will we Doris Doris we won't tell anyone about Elsie's dementia will we we won't Wilma Doris we won't tell thank you coffees Elsie oh do you want milk yes please Elsie I'd take all the sex bill can offer while you can seems like you're the only one not getting it foreign [Music] you've only lived here for nine years your point wow 9-16 doesn't work so she kind of lived in this Cellar for 16 years nine and a half we've lived here nine and a half years not nine but 16 minus none and afters we found her in the cellar when we moved into the house but she came in the house at no extra cost I know how lucky was I you should tell someone I just did I told you no I'm in like the police I would but I've decided to let her go now she's got a trade she's gone oh and look I gave her a map and an old coat and she let all her belongings here expecting me to store them for free [Music] water Wilma once escaped Boulder do you think more black huh more black more powerful forceful hey Wilma who's in my kitchen it's another bill a new belt I don't think you'll get up the stairs he paid stairs he seemed confused so I took 40 pounds out of his wallet mugged I was they all say that but it's else's going rate [Music] I think you should pay double card Wilma here Wilma the council should pay for a stair lift why because you're running a brothel for a few old people no not old a badly needed service for the elderly who else is helping them I can see some objections he still has needs doesn't mean that the council will pay for a sex you can't get free sex on the council but they will pay for disabled access wheelchair taxes to bring people here chair lifts for the stairs handrails special toilets defibrillators [Music] French Mandel Hampstead counselor water not that we work from home it's more like a medical service you know like a doctors which is allowed don't worry reg you can do Elsie for free not to bribe let's get you up got your wallet no I'm dying enough you've got your wallet you've had your water Elsie is free we just need your vote Wilma carry him upstairs fast shoulder Fun's left we really needed that he could have worked on all the other counselors all our AIDS grants and wishes pushed through hey in case of emergency apply mascara to oneself before helping others no Wilma camera your phone film him dying this is perfect evidence as to why we need state aid that makes session make sure you have sound [Music] getting close now up now up up to me quick to me to me Wilma quit of the dying glass for the customer I plead this is why we need Aid medical assistance paid for by you to save our elderly Customs down close is that my bill I'll see is he dead it wanted sex all the time they kept going and coming back all day this is not big enough to cover a body I needed a rest sleeping bag good suggestion is he sleeping Mama sleeping bag please help your slave Doris show some consideration for the Dead poor Bill lies here not yet cold and you're turning into Arthur Scargill you have me running your bra you have you have running your money you'll be customer 's into that dark Cellar and cut your drugs into small sellable bags I'll have a light fix down there the union wins a concession I want in in management requires sacrifice hard work putting yourself and your family in danger none of this has been easy thank you what are you doing Elsie [Music] cover his face please laughs if you're using his death in a presentation to get Aid why would you please have to have seen the body you might be right [Music] and set up police questions [Music] the dead body of an old man here for no reason in a bin life [Music] this and shock this was a good neighborhood you searched the house and find a drug Factory in the basement a seller officer we have a seller what shouldn't have happened while we were out and we go upstairs and find a brothel okay okay I have it he has to go I'll call him a cab many of my customers are pig farmers they're always getting rid of their bodies apparently you rub marzipan all over the body [Music] and the pig's Loveless [Music] [Music] that's one of those uncontrollable escapes of gas it happens a lot with dead bodies that's what happened to Michael Jackson when he sat up in the helicopter he is dead though Michael Jackson foreign [Music]