80's Video Dating Montage

Hi, I'm Todd. What's up? The name's Connie. I'm from Denver, Colorado. So I'm Daryl. Greetings, my name is Smithers O'Neil. Hi, I'm Sheila. Um, I'm Dan. My name's Timmy. I'm Lonely. I mean, Jeff. My name is Todd Grummel, and I'm 27 years young. You know, I think I'm the kind of girl that you can take home to your family, and I'm really just looking for something real and someone to really fall in love with. Okay, we haven't met yet, but I like the idea of us meeting, getting together in person. I just don't know why I haven't fallen in love yet. I don't know why no one loves me. In the same room, together, physically together. I'm just looking for someone to keep me company with my dog, Peter. Can someone just please ******* love me already? Who's my third dog named Peter. My daddy ate the first one. Love me, please, God, can you ******* love me? So I'm looking for someone trustworthy. Someone I can really see eye to eye with. Could that be you? Is this the camera? Someone who's not gonna **** the neighbor. Is this the camera? My father. I'm Todd. I'm looking to go out on a date. All of my co-workers. I like a soft, gentle man that is a little effeminate who really likes a dominant woman. ------- bitch, kill! I really am into wearing a strap-on and ******* men from behind. I find it very energizing and relaxing. Two words. Big booty bitches. I'm looking for like a Sigourney Weaver type. You know, like an independent straight shooter. Someone who can keep up. Shit on my chest. I love the movie Alien. My Uncle Mark, when he was taking me into the closet, he showed me some things and I'm not really sure if that's what I'm supposed to do but I'm looking for someone that will show me something that's maybe gonna give me some answers. I pray to the heavens, someone like you will come save me. From myself. So you think someone will **** me?