Monica Invited Janice to the Wedding

She sent the chicken back again? She said it's too dry now and she wants to come back here and explain to you exactly how she wants it. Well fine, I'd like to meet this chicken expert. Send the colonel in. My lucky bastard. Janice. How are you miss hot shot chef at the big fancy restaurant with the best chicken ever? I'm fine. Oh what is that on your finger? I'm blind. Um so who's the lucky guy? Oh my god. I am so sorry sweetie. Are you okay? You didn't tell her we're getting married did you? Well she saw the ring. Did she freak out? Well she was shocked when I told her but then again so were most people. Well she actually has a boyfriend you know herself. Name's Clark. She also kind of invited herself to her wedding. Clark too. You said no right? Huh? You said no right? She cornered me. She asked me if the wedding was in town. I mean what was I supposed to do? Lie! How hard is that? Your check's in the mail. Oh your baby is so cute. I can't wait to read your book Ross. Come on so she comes to the wedding. I mean it won't be so bad. What do you think she's just gonna sit there quietly? You don't think she's gonna want to make a toast? You don't think she's gonna want to grab the microphone and sing part-time lover? Oh my god she's not gonna like the chicken that night either is she? You know what? It's gonna be okay. You know what? She's probably not gonna even want to come. Really? No that was a lie. See how easy that was? You would have just lied? Yes. Would have really been that easy? Yes. Good so do it Saturday night because we're going to dinner with her and Clark.