Monica Won't Be Chandler's Girlfriend (Season 3 Clip)

Would you look at them? Never gonna find a boyfriend again. I'd die an old maid. You're not gonna die an old maid. Maybe an old spinster cook. Thanks. Hey, no, besides, worse comes to worse, I'll be your boyfriend. Yeah, right. Why is that so funny? You made a joke, right? So I laughed. A little too hard. What am I, not a boyfriend material? No, you're Chandler. You know, Chandler. Okay, so we've established my name and hit me. But theoretically, you know, I mean, say we weren't friends, say it's a blind date, I show up at your door and I'm like, hey, nice to meet you, hey, hey. I'd probably be scared of the guy using a fake voice. Hey. Oh, hey, oh, good, you bought food. No, just my luggage. Hey. Hey, guys. Surprise. Yes. Oh, I am having the best time of this week. First I find this woman who knew my parents, and then my client with the fuzzy back gives me his beach house. What about that bike messenger you hit? Oh, I wasn't talking about his karma. Hey. Hey, check out the hat. Wait a minute, I know that hat. I was taken aboard that hat. They did experiments on me. I can't have children. Seriously, where did you get the hat? Russ gave it to me. Oh, I think she looks good. Oh, thank you. We buy it for you, or... or win it for you? Well, excuse me, my fashion-impaired friends, I am here to tell you that hats are back. And this time they've ganged up to form one giant super hat.