Van Life Christmas in a VW Bus

It's Christmas Eve, we've randomly bought a chicken, this is lunch. Lunch, meet everyone. Merry Christmas! It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. We had no idea where we stopped last night. Merry Christmas lunch! Don't eat me! Merry Christmas Alaska! Leave me, leave me! It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. See Sian, from Santa. This is from Santa. Whee! Baby! I will wax your bum hole in. Yay! Do you want one? Can I have one? A banana! Woo! It's going to be such a delicious day. This is what happens when you do all your Christmas shopping in Walmart. Gracias! This girl has just come up to us and given us a bunch of tamales and some stuff for starting the fire a bit better. She said Feliz Navidad, it's a Christmas spirit for you. It's beginning to look a lot like Christmas. Alaska is not ready for eating yet. His family comes everywhere with us and they never see where we are going. Rosa. Bob's dad. Fred's dad, yeah. Help, give me two BB-8s. I'm glad you've been living in a mechanics, you know straight away what that is. Marte. When it's coming out of your bum like a bullet from a gun and you're out of paper and it ain't no fun, what do you do? You've been living on the road too long. Is it a person first? Emergency Bob roll. Without me you'd need to start your day on a hill. Find the mall before collecting your prize. Read, it's a beautiful day and we are lucky to be alive. I wrote a little sign. It's in the mail. Better check your mail then. Merry Christmas Sonny. I'm sure when you decided to come back to combi life you didn't expect to spend six months working on the combi. I know it's been a nightmare. You've struggled but you've kept it all together. You've made everything possible and you've worked so hard. You missed your birthday living in the mechanics. We almost missed Christmas too so this year you definitely deserve a decent present. Here it is. Your present. I didn't just get you Nutella. Best Christmas ever. I've never killed a chicken before. Merry Christmas lunch. I think I did it too hard. Where are you going? Oh ----. They don't call it killing a chicken, they call it offering a chicken. I hope it tastes good. It's the first animal I've ever killed to eat and it feels a bit weird. I hope it tastes better than it feels. Happy birthday Jesus. Do you think you'll be a vegetarian afterwards? Hell no, that chicken was awesome. Another time in my life. De-organing. I can see undigested cornflakes in there. Soon I'm going to see something much worse. Oh there it is. Gag. Yeah baby I had the best day ever. Best Christmas I've ever had. Merry Christmas me and my santa.