Taylor Swift is Engaged, I Have A Lot To Say

Taylor Alison Swift
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We're here at the Bitcoin.com studio.
This is monumental breaking news.
This is bigger than ending the Russian Ukrainian war.
This is, this is bigger than the Trump election.
This is bigger than Butler, Pennsylvania.
I mean, this is, this is seismic earth shattering stuff.
Everybody, you, you will remember where you were.
This is bigger than world war two.
Honestly, this is bigger than storming the beach than Iwo Jima D-Day.
You will remember where you were sitting.
You remember what you were drinking and eating and feeling and sensing.
And I mean, it's just, it's just, honestly, it might be bigger than the founding of America.
This is a whole new founding.
This is a new birth of something.
Uh, this is what of course I'm talking about is this is a moment that will live in infamy.
Taylor Swift is now engaged to Travis Kelsey.
Now, has she been engaged before?
I need my Taylor Swift historians to, I think she has, I could be wrong.
Now this is major news.
Everyone is talking about it.
Travis Kelsey, the pharmaceutical spokesperson and Taylor Swift, the pop star are now officially engaged.
Okay.
Where am I?
We couldn't hear him.
What did we ask?
Uh, Emma says she has not been engaged.
So this is a first.
Now look, it is no mystery that I'm not the world's biggest Taylor Swift fan.
However, I think there's actually something here that we should all celebrate.
How often do we on this program talk about the three M's make you a better citizen and more conservative, which of course is mortgage marriage and mating.
And so Taylor Swift obviously has plenty of mortgages.
She's got more homes than I'll ever have.
She's incredibly wealthy, but maybe one of the reasons why Taylor Swift has been so just kind of annoyingly liberal.
Over the last couple of years is that she's not yet married and she doesn't have children.
I say this non-sarcastically.
I say this as a husband and a father, having children changes, you getting married changes you.
And I hope that America's biggest pop star marrying the pharmaceutical spokesperson ends up conservatizing them.
Taylor Swift might de-radicalize herself.
She might come back down to reality.
I want them to have lots of children.
It teaches something about, teaches you something about yourself.
Deep down, I think Taylor Swift actually was raised as a conservative that has gotten kind of caught up in this metropolitan liberal stuff.
And she doesn't quite have an attachment to the conservative backbone that she was raised in.
But this might reattach her in the best possible way.
And I'm not saying this sarcastically.
I've seen this happen time and time again.
When people start to get married and have children, it starts to change your politics.
It starts to clarify your worldview.
And for Taylor Swift, who obviously is very popular and incredibly supported, Taylor Swift might go from a cat lady to a JD Vance supporter.
And I think we should celebrate that.
I think that Taylor Swift having two or three children, she should have more children than she has houses.
That is my challenge, Taylor Swift.
And I'm not being sarcastic.
I think that if she if she ends up having children, she'll stop this kind of liberal endorsing Joe Biden nonsense.
And we want we want Taylor Swift on Team America.
We want you to leave the island of the Wokies.
And we would welcome you with open arms.
We just talked about this with Katie Miller.
However, there's a great chance to change that.
It's a great chance for Taylor Swift now to get married and have a ton of children.
You can certainly afford it, Taylor.
And Taylor Swift has been all through America and the ups and the downs, and if you feel that violent shaking in your home, that is the earthquake of the pop culture.
Do you hear that high pitched scream?
Those are the young ladies on your block screaming.
And honestly, Pfizer pays well, baby.
I mean, Pfizer pays the bills.
That is quite a ring, Mr.
Kelsey. I'm impressed.
I got to be honest, we don't know exactly how much Pfizer paid you to peddle.
That product, but boy.
You brought in the Benjamin, sir.
That is some impressive that is some impressive carrots right there that right there has its own zip code.
I'm impressed.
All kidding and sarcasm aside, this is something that I hope will make Taylor Swift more conservative.
Engage in reality more and get outside of the abstract clouds, reject feminism, submit to
your husband, Taylor.
You're not in charge.
And most importantly, I can't wait to go to a Taylor Kelsey concert.
I can't say it without laughing.
You got to change your name.
If not, you don't really mean it.
Congratulations, Taylor.
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Yeah, this is, so this is it.
This kind of plays into our original thesis, which is that if you want young ladies to become more conservative, we should encourage and celebrate marriage.
The three Ms get a mortgage, get married and mate.
I will say the power that that Taylor Swift has, she could inspire a lot of young ladies to want to get married.
It's going to be very interesting on campus.
A lot of these Swifties who hate me, always like Charlie, stop talking about marriage all the time.
Well, your, your queen is getting married and maybe you should too.
Something happens when you get married.
This is a great clip.
Uh, one of our listeners sent it to me.
I want to just make sure I mentioned the listener.
It's from HBO real time with Bill Maher.
Cliff emailed that to us freedom at charliekirk.com.
Uh, and this is a, an actress by the name of Whitney Cummings, really important piece of tape her on real time at Bill Maher play cut three 55.
Even Bill Maher couldn't help but laugh at this woman's transformation from liberal to a conservative mom.
It's been fascinating because I've been on this sort of journey through motherhood where, you know, I've always been a very liberal person, maybe even a libtard.
But once you have a kid, you start like having thoughts that have been characterized as conservative.
As soon as I had a kid, I was like, I need a gun now, not for myself because I've got coyotes in my yard.
I've got coyotes everywhere.
And before I had a kid, I was like, they coexist with us.
Coyotes were here first.
I'm in the coyotes home now.
I'm like, let's make hats out of them.
Let's make coyote boots, coyote earrings out of their eyeballs.
First of all, she's very funny, and that is unique.
I don't find most female comedians funny.
Nothing. Sex is just I don't.
And so usually they're so crass that that's quite funny.
And it goes towards a more fundamental truth, which is having children changes you.
And that is the point is that as we have had a dramatic fertility collapse in the West, we shouldn't be shocked that how it's changed us.
Not having children has changed the West and having children can change your core beliefs.
That is why when we were in the dark night of the soul, that is why when we were in the wilderness, what did we go and build the entire movement upon?
The parents party.
It was parents at school board meetings.
That was the basis that launched us out of the January 6 nightmare, out of the raids, the FBI, the ATF, the DOJ.
It was grassroots parents and it is parents that will save this nation.
And it's not a moral marker if you don't have children that doesn't make you a less it doesn't make you a worse person.
But I think we could all agree that having more children is not just a good thing.
It's a necessary thing to reverse the entire fertility collapse that is facing our society and our civilization.
And you think about it, getting married is a covenantal thing.
When you have children, you think of everything differently.
You go out less.
You don't drink alcohol.
You watch movies differently.
You also, you don't, you don't view marijuana the same way.
If there are no children, there is no tomorrow.
You view food differently.
You view doctor's visit differently.
It changes your entire perspective and it happens more and more so over time.
Once you are a parent, you start to think of, oh, my kid would like that.
Or I don't want my kid to see that.
Or I don't want my kid to walk down that street.
Or I don't want my kid to have to be hassled by a homeless person.
I find that it is those without children and not married that tend to not care about the stuff that we as conservatives care about.
They don't care about littering.
They don't care about crime as much.
They don't care about homeless people because it's just themselves and their own little world.
It makes society fundamentally more decent.
Why?
Because it makes us, you and me, and Taylor Swift and Whitney Cummings more decent.
And I, again, Taylor Swift, she has four or five, six children.
Be amazing.
That that will be a conservatizing event, no doubt.
And that there are some exceptions.
There are some celebs that stay libs and they trans their kids and they do all that stuff.
Okay.
But I do believe that if Taylor Swift all of a sudden has a moment when her teachers try and change the pronouns of her kids, that's probably a conservatizing event.
Look, I think, I think Taylor Swift's got to go full Mormon.
I think six kids minimum.
I mean, think about what a conservative Taylor Swift would be for the country.
It'd be an amazing thing.
And overall, I think this is wonderful.
I hope they have a lot of happiness and I hope they have a lot of joy and a lot of children.
And I hope the women of America will have less cats and more children.
Your queen is getting married and so should you.
