Eating Every Minecraft Food In Real Life!

Today we're going to be eating Minecraft foods in real life and ranking them. I brought my friend Nick. Let's do this. We're going to start out with the Minecraft cake. Can I be honest? Yeah, I need you to be honest. I've never played Minecraft. I'm totally serious. Is that what he said? This is real? I've seen the foods though. You know what this looks like? You know what this is? The cake. But you don't know what a Minecraft cake is? No. Okay, well we'll teach you about it along the way then. Well, you know how to do it better. Beautiful cake. We got all this food professionally made, so I hope that your first experience in Minecraft is good though. Usually when you eat it, it subtracts little by little like this. So maybe we should probably eat it like that. Okay, so we subtract. Yeah, yeah, yeah. Yeah, okay. Let's do that. Plop it open. Oh. Good? Cheers. It's good. It is good. It tastes a lot better in a cube. Classic, simple. Funfetti. I always picture it being funfetti. Okay, since you've never played Minecraft, you need to rank these exclusively on taste and presentation. I'm gonna rank them on how similar they are to Minecraft. I mean, look, it's like a one-to-one. Look at this. Let's compare these. It is very similar. In game, I mean like that's just the icon. In game, it's even like literally identical, I think. Yeah, they've nailed like every single detail. But you don't have to worry about that. Okay. How did it taste to you? Where do you rank it? In terms of taste, I will say the actual cake itself is a little bit dry. Oh. However, the frosting was nice. I like the frosting. And the visuals were beautiful. S, F, where are we looking? I'm gonna say I would put this cake C tier. C? C for cake. And then for me, I thought that the presentation was S tier. Okay. So I'm gonna bump it up to a B. That's fair. Let's give it a B. All right. Let's move on. Up next, this one should be a little bit more familiar to you. I'm excited now. A quick steak, a Minecraft steak. You know this. I've made the Minecraft steak. It just looks like a nice, good steak. It's a gigantic steak. All right, let's get in here. Probably the best bite of this steak is gonna be up here, I'm guessing. Yeah. I think that's gonna be the best, most flavorful bite. Ready? Do you like that? And does that look good to you? Does that look right? I can tell by the outside bite that this thing is quite possibly gonna be a little undercooked on the inside. This actual cut of meat that we got was massive. It was enormous. I mean, this is about the size of what the steak looks like in Minecraft. I mean, if I'm holding a Minecraft steak, it's about that. Yeah, it's about that. Wow, it's big. All right. So here's the thing. I thought that the crust and the sear on the outside was nice. Listen, we got a good crust. Fan of that? Fan of the crust? I would say the visuals are pretty good, actually. The visuals are great. I wouldn't call it as similar as the cake. No, it's not as pixelated as I would like. I would love for there to have somehow been like little spots of char. So what are you feeling on the cooking scale? Because for me, presentation-wise, I'm in the A. I would say that this steak for me was a tad bit on the chewy side, but the seasoning was okay. Maybe a little bit undercooked as well. At the same time, it was very hearty, and I actually kind of liked the rustic presentation of it. So I'm going to give it a B. Okay. It can't be on the same level as cake though, right? That cake was great. Yeah, you could put it lower than the cake. I think the cake was better. I think it's a C tier, unfortunately. Yeah. We're going to get to our S tier. We have more. Careful, everybody. I got TNT. All right, ready? Three, two, one. Reveal. Oh. Yeah, so I got the baked potato, but there is also a poisonous potato. Do you die if you eat this in the game? In the game, you definitely lose out. Just toss up a little health bar for me here, and we'll see kind of how I'm doing as I eat this. Yeah, yeah. Yeah, man. Mine looks pretty terrible too. I think it looks really good. Yeah, mine looks really good. Oh, I got some of the green sweet liquid. I don't know what it is. There's like gumballs on there. What is that? That's disgusting. It's hard. Oh, what is this? It's the poison. Oh, this is disgusting. I don't even want to look. You go for seconds. What are you doing? Oh, I just got hit again. Here, swap, swap. Still have some poison on my fork. Yeah, I'm not. That's disgusting. Poisonous potato? Presentation-wise, not too bad. Regular baked potato. Kind of similar. Yeah, I mean, can I just go ahead? I mean, to be fair, it did what it was supposed to do in Minecraft. I might put it up to D to be honest. I'm going to give poisonous F. I can't defend that. Yeah, that's terrible. Regular potato. Very simple, very basic. I like potatoes. Whoa, okay. He's a baked potato guy. Okay, up next. One of my favorite foods in all of Minecraft. Suspicious stew. It actually comes in a wooden bowl in Minecraft. It's called suspicious stew. Yeah, so it's suspicious stew because when you eat it, you don't know what's going to happen. But usually it's like some sort of random buff. You want to get a little spoonful? Ding! Okay. The green is stuck on my spoon. Wait, I liked mine though. The flavor is amazing. Yeah, that's really good. Random buff this time was clearly fire resistance because it's spicy. This is very good. From a flavor standpoint, you'd agree, right? It's super well balanced. Definitely. Tons of different herbs and seasonings in there, and there's just a tiny little kick of spice. Let's see the comparison here. What do we think? Oh, okay. I don't see the purple. None of purple. Where's the purple? There's no purple. I will give credit where credit's due. They had the wooden bowl. They had the spots of green. They had kind of the spots of like this pinkish orange. Where's the purple? Probably going to give it a B for presentation. I would also give this a B, by the way. Really? This had the best seasoning of anything that we've had so far. Okay. Yeah. Everybody that actually plays Minecraft is going to be blown away that we put that above a steak. Really? That's okay. We'll move on. Was a bit spicy. So now we can quench our thirst. Oh. There are potions all over Minecraft. These look like Fortnite shields. A little shield potion? Yeah. Well, here, try this one first. And then I'll explain what each of them are supposed to do in Minecraft. Okay. That one's a, uh, that's a poison potion. But here's a healing potion. That's disgusting. Oh, this smells good. Smells like liquid gummy bears. Whoa. Okay. So that one is supposed to help with swiftness. You're supposed to run faster from taking that. I am Usain Bolt right now. Poison. You want to rank poison first? Poison. Let's put it in D. D? Okay. It's not as bad as a poisonous potato. No. All right. Let's throw it in D. That's fair. I would say D. Okay. We got, we got healing and we got swiftness. Healing. I'm going to go. Stick here. Loved it. And then swiftness. Who doesn't love to be fast? Yeah. But flavor-wise, lacking a little bit. Stick here. See? Yeah. I think that's fair. You're good at all those? I like all of them. Well, in Minecraft, this might be something that you've never eaten before. I don't know though. I could be wrong. It's definitely a very random thing. Let's see. Oh, cool. Yeah. This is the part of the video where I let you guys know, don't, don't eat this at home. I hope that we trust whoever made this. Oh, it's so squishy. So Minecraft Steve does not eat this, but I figured, you know, it's such a pivotal part of Minecraft that we should give it a try. Here goes nothing. Tastes like asparagus a little bit. Asparagus mixed with, uh, mixed with aloe. It's very gelatinous and sticky. The more I chew it, the less I like it. Okay. Cool. Kind of cool. It's cool that we ate it, but I will say, uh, it's not a block. Also, you can't eat this in Minecraft. So I don't know how to judge it myself, but. I'm happy that we got to eat this. This was fun. Yeah. This is my first time having cactus, I think. Really? I think so. So what do you think this ranks at though? I don't know if I was like obsessed with it at all, taste-wise. It smells like something. Can you help me figure out what it smells like? No, I'm not going to whack you in the face with it. It smells like asparagus. Smells like a roasted green pepper. Okay. That's what I was going to say. C tier. Really? For me, I'm going C, C tier. I'm putting it down to D then. Are you really? It's not a block, dude. It's not a block. Yeah, you're right. All right. We've been adventurous. It's time to chill out a little bit. Let's go ahead and get back to the basics. Minecraft cookies. These cookies were actually made with Feastables. Have you tried these ones? No, I didn't even know. The new hazelnut. You can try one, but then you also have to eat the cookie. It's arguably my favorite one to be honest. I was about to say, not to steal your thunder, but I was going to say it might be my new favorite Feastables. The texture is silky smooth. So that would be S tier. The problem is we're ranking this. But here we go. We got the cookies. Visual is awesome. I like this. I think I'm having fun. There's pixel cube Feastables chocolate. Yeah, the chocolate's great. That's a good one. All right. Dude, I love cookies. Yeah, these are very good cookies. They have that perfect balance between that kind of crusty, crispy edge and then the soft chewy interior right there. And then the chocolate on top is really nice. So I'm going to give this a very, very, very solid A tier. Presentation, different. That being said, this one is Feastables. You said A, but Feastables gave me money. You can be bought really easy, huh? Yeah, that's it. That's all it takes. All right. Let's hope that one was easily the best one to be fair. That was really good. Okay. I'm excited for this one. And I'm not excited anymore. Spider eye. What? Yeah, you can eat a spider eye in game. This is pretty close to what a spider eye actually looks like to be fair. But I will tell you this isn't actually a spider eye. It's salmon with a lot of red dye. It's probably horrible for your body. You don't like this? I'll just eat a piece of chocolate on the side. Okay, I'm going for it. Yum. I don't know. He'll be right back. This is a spider eye in game. I mean, it does look like it, but this is the worst thing I've ever put inside of my mouth. It looks very, very similar. Yeah. I'm going to let you do the honors on that one. Yeah, I can't wait to put this right here. All right, let's move on. Up next, they're not the same exact item, but they're like kind of sibling items in Minecraft. We have a honey block. Oh. And a slime block. There's so much green in Minecraft. So the thing about these is if you jump on and land on them, it'll actually bounce. All right, I'm going in. Going right in the middle. Did you hear that? Yeah, that's not making the noises I like. Listen to this. All right, I'm ready for a cheersing. Yeah, it's jello. Yeah, it's pretty classic, sweet, jiggly, fun to play with. This is what they look like in game. Okay. Pretty similar. I wish it was more of a sharp block. It's really hard to make blocks in real life. I'm going to say mine is going D tier. Whoa. Jello's a little boring to me. I completely agree. That's fair. Go ahead, throw it on D. And guess what I'm going to do? Where's this going? I'm going to also throw it on D. My bad. Also throw it on D. We're running out of D space. Up next, we're in for a delight, hopefully, because these are the two golden food items. You have the golden carrot and the golden apple. The golden apple is probably the most iconic, the best food in all of Minecraft, I'd say. It literally gives you extra hearts. Go for it. Okay. But is it gold on the inside? Because it is in Minecraft. I mean, it's actually yellow, to be fair. That's cool. That's good. It is gold on the inside, basically. Yeah, that's good. Question is... Whoa. Oh, it's kind of... I feel like I need to melt it down instead of cut it. I mean... Yeah, that's gold, dude. Going in? Yeah. Oh, it's very hard. That's not bad. Really? I can't even chew mine. Really? Right. Okay. Oh my god. I'm realizing it's not that easy to eat gold. It gets super stuck to your teeth and you can't do anything. It is delicious, though. This one, from the visuals and then the taste, reminds me kind of a lot of the cake. I'm going to give it similar ratings to the cake, I think. Doesn't it look beautiful in Minecraft? This is a rare situation where I think it looks even better in Minecraft than it does in real life. Yeah, and the golden carrot, I mean, I think they did a good job too. I think I'm gonna go... It was really good, but just hard to eat. For this one, I'm gonna go A tier. Okay. I might throw this in B. I'm going A tier for this guy. That's amazing. Yeah, I really like that one. Well, do you feel stronger now? Do you feel like healthier? Should I like hit you or something? Well, we're on to the final one. I kind of lied to you at the beginning of the video and I told you that we're gonna be trying Minecraft foods. This is not a Minecraft food, but it is a Minecraft item. And I've always wondered how it would taste in real life. So then that's the whole reason we made this video. So these are ender pearls. Basically, you hold one in Minecraft and when you throw it, you just teleport. Oh, I like that. Yeah. I don't like how easy my teeth went through it. Yeah, that's weird. This feels like it should be a toy. See what I'm saying? Like it just... It does hold a weird... Yeah, it weirdly... Oh, it has like an inner core. Yeah, I think you gotta go deeper. That made a horrible sound. I don't know what to think. Where do we rank it? Visually impressive, but I think they did a great job of trying to make it look like it in real life. Yeah, they did a really good job actually. Dude, chill, you're gonna teleport. The final ranking, where do you think? It's better than this. I would give this one a C tier. Fair enough. You like that? Yeah, I like that. And if you guys like this, don't forget to subscribe and we'll see you guys in the next one.