I Tested Banned School Products!

Today, I am going to be testing banned school products. These products can be dangerous, illegal, and some will get you instantly expelled! There's a lot of crazy products we're going to be testing today, so let's start with: A book with a secret compartment. Guys, the reason this was banned is because kids were using it to sneak things into school. Look, I even stuck my phone in using this. And I looked up how to do that experiment up there. Topper, what are you doing? Uh, nothing! Well, if you're doing nothing, then come up here and show the class how to do the homework. Okay, that's fine. I got this. Any day now, Topper. Okay, here we go... Three...! Two...! One...! Topper! Steven! You're the worst students I've ever had. What did I do? Nothing. You're just lazy. Everyone get out. Go to gym and see the world's strongest man. Gym? That's my least favorite subject. I don't know how I messed that up. Let's go! The next banned product is this Enormous Hand. It's banned because it's so powerful that in one slap, it can knock someone out. Bro, this school sucks! And I hear Steven coming! Let's test out this banned product. Come on. Bro, I'm so tired of this. But when is lunch? Steven, it's coming, bro. Come on. Oh, my gosh. Topper! Steven! Quit messing around. You have gym class with the world's strongest man. Keep messing around and you're going to detention, which you don't want to do because it's the world's strictest school. Get yourselves cleaned up now. My milkshake... After cleaning up, it was time for gym class. Okay, guys, the next banned product are these AI glasses. And apparently they're supposed to make it super easy to cheat, which is not okay, but let's test them anyway. Alright. AI glasses. What am I looking at? World's Strongest Man. Has no hair. Angers easily... Approach with caution. Yo, that's so cool. It got it right! Wait. Try it on me! Okay. What am I looking at? Steven: Round, like a scoop of ice cream. Has negative aura. Always hungry. Has peed his pants five times just this past week. What did it say? It just said, "Steven"... Topper, Steven, stop messing around! Get on the line. I'm about to tell you what you're gonna do. Today in gym class, we're doing a two-on-two penalty shootout. Whoever scores the most goals wins. You guys ready? Yeah. Let's go! Alright, Steven, to win this, we're gonna use these glasses. How? Using AI! Are they better than Ronaldo? This is gonna be too easy. They're not gonna be able to stop this! Glasses, where is he gonna kick? The evil boy is going to kick to your upper right. Yo, these glasses must be what Ronaldo wears. What?! How did they know where I was going? Glasses, where's she kicking? The evil girl is going to blow Steven's face smooth off. Steven, heads up! You saved it! Alright, evil kids, you went 0 for 2. Now it's time to switch sides. Let's go. Alright, glasses, where should I kick? Aim your ball for the center of the goal. Got it. Let's go! Oh, my gosh! That was your fault! You were supposed to be guarding the middle. Good job, Topper. Now, everybody back inside. Guys, these glasses are so sick! GG. Too easy. Now that we finished gym clas, it was time to head back inside. The next product we're going to be testing is this realistic-looking Ronaldo mask. Guys, the reason this was banned is because kids were wearing it in class and pretending to sleep, and their teachers were thinking they were awake. Let's test it with the goat. Okay.... Wake up! I'm not sleeping. Bro, how do I look? Ronaldo? Hey, Messi's the GOAT. Bro, keep your voice down. It's me, Topper. Wait, what? Bro, that looks so realistic. Okay, well, let's see if it works. Time to go to sleep. I heard Ronaldo. What's going on here? Nothing. What are you wearing this mask for? Sorry, my face was cold. I was just trying to, you know, warm it up. And I was born yesterday. You were? Oh... Happy birthday. One more time... detention. Well guys, this product is trash. No wonder it's banned. It doesn't even work. Cupcake? Steven, do you have the next product? Yeah, I got you. Perfect. Yo, guys, this is an AI backpack. It can pretty much do anything. Topper! Steven! You've been talking all day. That's cap. You and the evil girl... switch seats. What? I don't want to! Why? Because I know it's gonna stink. Hey, you take that back. I smell exactly like rainbows and butterflies. Either switch or go to detention all weekend. Fine. Left a surprise for you. Your bag, too! Guys, that was super close. We literally almost just got caught. Alright, yo, Steven, put this on so I can test it out. Come on, hurry! Guys, this is perfect. There's no way that Ms. Strickland will be able to see that this is on his back. Okay, let's test it out. Did you just call me a big back? Next, I need the atomic number for plutonium. Yes... 67! No! That is a ridiculous answer. Topper, how about you? Uh, yeah. It's... it's 94. That is correct! Very good job. Next, I need the atomic symbol for gold. Is it 67? No! You're going to have detention for a month! What? That's like six or seven weeks. Ugh. I don't care. How about you, Steven? Oh... I know that gold is a solid, but can be turned into a liquid if you pick it up. Oh, Topper, what's the answer? Uh, the answer is... AU. That is correct. Excellent job. Thank you. Since you're such a smarty pants, name me 11 noble elements. No problem. That's a hard one, though. So, let me... let me... just think about it for a second. Topper, the backpack is starting to get hot. One sec, Steven. There's an error message. Oh, my gosh! Dude, no wonder this thing is banned. What was that? Steven, no lunch for you! Wait, what? No, please, please take anything from my lunch! Please. I'm sorry. It wasn't even me. It was him. Call the "wambulance." After clearing out the smoke, the teacher hit us with a pop quiz. What is the most popular Roblox game of all time? Ready? Go. Steven, what do we do? Bro, I love Roblox, but I don't know what the most popular game is. I have just the thing for this. Wait. What is it? Dude, stop flexing your new shoes on me. Bro, that's not what I'm doing. Hold up. Then what are you doing? This is our next banned product. It's a sock with the secret compartment. Yo, not gonna lie, bro. That's pretty sick. Alright, come on. Hurry up, hurry up. Give me a second. And... Perfect! Steven, this is a list of your favorite foods! Oh, wrong one. Okay, evil kids, what's your answer? It's Grow Garden. Oh, no, no, Ms. Strickland, she's lying. It's 99 Nights in the Forest. It's Grow Garden. It's 99 Nights. It's Grow Garden! 99 Nights! Grow Garden! 99 Nights! You are both incorrect. Topper, Steven, what is your answer? Is it... Steal a Brain Rot? Good work. Guys, I can totally see why those socks are banned because although they did help, they stink. It was definitely the socks. Maybe you should be banned, Steven. We have one more lesson before recess. Steven, you test this product. I feel like you'd be really good at it. Time for history class. Who are the first three presidents of the United States? Get it right, you go to recess. Get it wrong... Detention. Nice, Steven. That sounded so real... Wait, how is the whoopee cushion up there? There's a gas leak. Everyone evacuate the building! Go to recess. Dude, really? Bro, it doesn't even smell that bad. Yes, it does. Okay, it does. It does, it does, it does. As I ran from the smell, it was time for our next class. Okay, guys, we just started recess. And let me show you guys what I snuck into school. Yo, check this out! It's the 67 Brain Rot. And the reason it's banned is because apparently, it was eating some children's hair. Bro, there's no way that this eats hair. Okay, fine, then you try it. I don't want to try it with my beautiful hair. I'm not a baby. Look, put it to my head... and then... Wait. Oh! Oh! Oh, my gosh! Is it working? It's pulling my hair! Get something to cut my hair, please! Okay, I'll be right back. Oh, my gosh. Alright, guys, this is definitely the World's Strongest Man's desk. And he shaves his head every day, so there's got to be a razor around here somewhere. Let's see. Yo. Alright, perfect. Steven, I'm coming. Topper, please, please! Steven. Bro, I got a razor. Don't worry, I got you. Steven, hold still. I don't want to mess this up. Got it. Nice. How do I look? You might want to put this on. Thank you. Bro, that could have ended really bad. Yeah. Yeah. Alright, well, I can see why this thing's banned. Let's just move on to the next product. The next banned product is this Aztec death whistle. Apparently, the reason this is banned is because it's so loud and it was breaking glass. Bro, there's no way that that can break glass. Well, what a way to find out. Steven! That's the teacher's lounge! And you just broke the glass! No, you did. Wait, what? Dude, Strickland's coming. Go, go, go! Who made that noise? Oh, and who broke this glass? When I find out who it was, they're gonna get the detention of a lifetime. Steven! Dude, we're so cooked. There's nowhere to hide. Wait, I have an idea. What are you doing? Steven, I can see you, dude. And you just made a huge mess. Come on, hurry! Wait. What if we hide in one of the lockers? Topper, if I didn't fit in this trash can, there's no way I'm fitting in that locker. Steven, there's a secret room in here. Dude, let's hide! Move! Move! Come on. Go, go, go, go, go! I know they're here... somewhere. Not there. Go, go, go, go, go. Yo, this room is sick! Wait, Steven? Look, dude, they have a Woojer vest here. Guys, this product is not banned. It's just brand new and super cool. Let's test this out as the next product. Yo, this is sick. Let me try it on. Steven, no, stop! This is mine. Bro, keep your voice down. Ms. Strickland is right there and she's literally searching for us. Not there! This mess! And what's that? 67. I am so tired of 67! Okay, guys, it's time to turn it on. And now... let's play some video games. Dude, this is so cool. I can literally feel everything. It feels like I'm in the game. Okay, my turn, my turn, my turn. Dude, stop! Steven, stop! Steven! Hey, let me lock in, bro. Come on. Okay, but I'm next, though. Yeah, sure, buddy. Look at this. I'm so tired of these kids. Yo, Steven, did you know you could also do fitness, wellness and watch movies with this vest? Movies? Bro, I love movies. Okay. Wait, do you have popcorn in your hat? Why else would I be wearing a hat? I don't know, but here, you can pick the movie. And you know what? What? The school dance is... cancelled. What type of seasoning do you put in here? This smells like cheese. Good guess. What was that noise? It came from the lockers. Bro, my popcorn! What is wrong with you? Bro, I'm sorry. It felt like I was in the movie... Wait. Steven. It sounds like Strickland's coming. She must have heard us scream. Um, wait. I have an idea. Here, look. Follow me. Come on, come on, come on. I know they're in here somewhere. Not there. A secret room in my school? One of my students is cooked on a skewer. There you are. I... got you. What is this? Come on. Go, go, go, go, go! It's a dummy. You guys can get your Woojer today at woojer.com. It's also available at Best Buy, Sam's Club and Costco. Bro, you better get me one, too. I didn't even get to try it on. Steven, come on, let's get out of here. Go, go, go! Steven and I need to hide from Ms. Strickland, so we went to the one place she can't go. This next banned school product is called Instant Underwear. It was banned because... Let me see that. Bro. Bro, I've been needing underwear. I've been eating burritos for the past two days and I need another pair of underwear. Alright. Okay, I'm not gonna argue that, but let me at least show you guys what it does. So you take out this little thing and then grab some water. Here. Can you open this for me? I don't think it's gonna fit me. Let's see. Yo, it's expanding! Guys, check this out. What? Oh, my gosh. Yo, Steven, look. Dude, it's underwear. I think your legs just kind of go through these. Okay, okay, okay. Let me see this. Can you turn around, please? Wait, you're gonna put them on? Can you please turn around? Sure. Okay. No peeking! Dude, I'm not looking. Bro, trust me, that's not something I want to do. Yo, Steven, you know they're called underwear for a reason, right? You put them on under your clothes. Oh, why are they so tight? Anyways, it was time for us to head back to class. Alright, everyone, define the word... aura. You have 30 seconds. Go. Okay, guys, the next banned product is this mini dictionary. The reason it's banned is because it'll literally give you the definition to any word. Steven, wake up. Is it lunch? No, it's not lunch, bro. We're in class. How do you spell the word aura? Aura? Bro, you're talking to the spelling bee champ. Aura. O-R-A. Okay... I hope this works. Dude, it says that wasn't found. That has to be wrong. No, bro, that thing is just broken. Alright, evil kids, what is the definition of aura? Is it 67? Well, 67 does have a ton of aura, so I'll count that. Dude, we need to hurry. Topper, Steven, you have 10 seconds left. Hit it. I have an idea. A... U... R... A. Three... two... one...! Topper, what is the definition of aura? The definition is... a distinctive air or quality considered to be characteristic of a person or thing. That's correct. Moving on. Yo, guys, it worked. That's so cool. But I can definitely see why this thing's banned. I fully just cheated. Now, guys, it's time for Steven's favorite class... lunch. The next banned product are these stain resistant shirts. Wait, Topper, we haven't even done the top comment from the past video yet. Oh, yeah. Guys, what Steven is talking about is it's my dream to hit 100 million subscribers. So until we get there, we're gonna be doing whatever the top comment was on my last video every Saturday. What is it? Okay, this one says, "Start a food fight," and it has a ton of likes. Well, guys, not gonna lie, that honestly sounds like a really good way to test this product. Don't mind if I do. Food fight! Hey, guys, chill! No, no, no! What's going on here? There will be no food fights in my school! Everybody into detention. And the food on your clothes and face, that's your lunch. Okay. Out! So, guys, after the food fight, this is how the stain resistant shirt looks. And this is how a normal shirt looks. If you ever try that again, Topper, I am going to eliminate you. Okay? Understood. Let's... let's go to detention. If anyone makes a peep, I will shave all of your heads and make you clean your bathrooms with a toothbrush. Do you understand? Okay, if anyone can answer this question correctly, You can all go outside to recess. What are the numbers in pi? There's numbers in pi, bro? I thought there was, like, pumpkin pie, cherry pie? Are you kidding me? Trust me, I know my pie. I'm an expert. You got a point. I can't argue with you there. Okay, I'm gonna give you 30 seconds to answer this question. You know what? This next banned product could get us out of here. It's the world's most powerful magnet, and kids were using it to steal their phones back from teachers. So maybe this will help us, but I don't really know how. Maybe his watch? His glasses. Alright, ready? Alright, 30 seconds is up. Three... Two... Do you have an answer? One! It worked! Come on! Go, go, go, go! Let's get out of here! Detention for a month for all of you when I find you! After escaping detention, we decided to go test some more banned products. The next banned product are the actual shoes that Tralaleo Tralala wears. Check these out. Yo, those are kind of sick, bro. Right? And the reason they're banned is because kids were wearing them and getting injured. You just escaped detention. I'm gonna teach you a lesson on the court. Oh, I left my basketball shoes at home. I'll take those. Wait, what? Don't worry, bro. I got this. No, no, no, Steven. You don't get it, bro. She played professionally. Yeah, like a thousand years ago. Alright, we'll see. Ooh, these are sweet. Oh, good luck in getting these back, Topper. Guys, not gonna lie, I'm pretty scared for Steven. Strickland can hoop. Where's the ball? The ball's right here, dummy. Come on. Come on. What you got? What you got, huh? Steven, I would not be talking trash, bro. Steven just got embarrassed. That game... you're both expelled! Leave and don't ever come back! Well, since we got expelled, we're going to keep testing products at my house. And next up is this butt pillow. The reason it was banned is because it's so big and thick, and kids were using it to knock each other down in the hallways. I have the perfect person to test this on. Alright, guys. We got this. Hey, Steven... Yo. I have a surprise for you behind my back. Can I just show you real quick? Really? I love surprises. Ready? Check this out. In three, two, one! Yo, got him! You got to be kidding me. The next banned product is this water rocket. Apparently, the reason it's banned is because students were using it in school, and it was going so high that it was hitting airplanes. Bro, there's no way that's even possible. Okay, ready? Three... two... one. Oh, my gosh! Yo. Dude, that went so high! Hey, whose rocket is this? Oh, no. Steven, go! Our neighbors are mad! Our neighbors are mad! Go, go, go, go, go! The next banned product is Tung Tung Sahor. Guys, this brain rot was banned from Steal a Brain Rot and is literally not in the game anymore. Everyone comment down below, RIP Tung Tung. Bro, this says if you say Tung Tung Sahor three times while holding the doll, the real Tung Tung will show up. Dude, there's no way. Okay, fine. I'll try. See, Steven, you can't believe everything you read. Bro, I really wanted to meet him.