Phoebe's Baby Name Battle: Joey or Chandler?

Yeah, definitely. I don't like the name Ross. What a weird way to kick me when I'm down. No, no. I just, I meant for the baby. Oh. What's wrong with Ross? Well, it's just, you know, something like this would never happen to, like, the Hulk, you know. Actually, that's not true. In The Incredible Hulk, on number 72, Dr. Bruce Banner found... Never mind. My girlfriend's a lesbian. So, I decided I'm definitely going to go with either Joey or Chandler. Oh, oh, oh, oh. You gotta pick Joey. I mean, name one famous person named Chandler. Raymond Chandler. Someone you didn't make up. There are no famous Joeys, except for Joey Buttafuoco. Yeah, that guy really hurt us. Well, how about a compromise then, okay? What if it's, you know, Chanoey? Okay, look, Joey, come on. Think about it. First of all, he'll never be president. I mean, there's never going to be a President Joey. All right, look, man. I don't want to bring this up, but Chandler is the stupidest name I've ever heard in my life. It's not even a name. It's barely even a word, okay? It's kind of like Chandelier, but it's not. All right? It's a stupid, stupid non-name. Wow, you're right. I have a horrible, horrible name. I'm sorry, man. I didn't... I'm sorry. I'm sorry. So, I guess it's Joey then. I mean, I am sorry about what I said. Nope, nope. You're right. It is a ridiculous name. It's not that bad. Yes, it is. From now on, I have no first name. You're just Bing? I have no name. All right, so what are we supposed to call you? Okay, uh, for now, temporarily, you can call me... Clint. No way are you cool enough to pull off Clint. Okay, so what name am I cool enough to pull off? Um, Jean. It's Clint. It's Clint. See you later, Jean. Bye, Jean. It's Clint. Clint. What's up with Jean? Drumroll. Okay, all right. Or a John. Yeah, you're not tall enough to be a Mark, but you might make a good Barney. All right, look, I am serious, okay? Tomorrow at 3 30, I'm going down to the courthouse. You're actually going through with this? Hey, look, this name has been holding me back my entire life. Okay, it's probably why kids picked on me in school and why I never do well with women. So as of four o'clock tomorrow, I'm either going to be Mark Johnson or John Markson. You've got problems because of you, not your name. All right, this has got to stop. Chandler is a great name. In fact... Yes, I'm sorry. I know you really wanted me to name the baby Joey, but so I'm gonna name the baby Chandler. Really? Yeah, but you have to keep the name too. Okay, thanks. Okay. You want to hug it out? Yeah. Yay. Yay. Oh, yay. Okay, I'm gonna go tell Frank and Alice right now. Okay. Bye, Pheebs. Okay, bye. Bye.