Rachel and Phoebe’s Relaxi Taxi Rivalry

I did it! I did it! I figured out a way to make money! I'm gonna open up my own massage place and Frank's gonna help me and we can work it around his schedule so he doesn't have to quit school! That sounds great but how are you gonna be able to afford it? Well, we were walking down the street and we saw that van that you guys used for catering and we realized... I'm telling and I'm telling it! Okay, you know how people need transportation but they also need massages to relax? So I just figured we could combine the two, okay? I give the massages and Frank drives! I can fix up the van, bolt a table in the back and you know what I've got? A place that no one will ever get out of a line? No! Think about it! It's a taxi that people take when they need to relax! It's a relax-y taxi! His name was my favorite part! Well, I came up with it! You did not! No! You came up with relax-y cab! Well, that's not good! Okay, just stay there a couple more hours and if she doesn't show up by then then just come on home! Hey, tell him about relax-y taxi! And ask him if he thinks that's better than relax-y cab! It's not relax-y cab! It's relax-y cab! Like taxi cab! Oh, that is better!