Frank Drebin Jr. falls in Love with Pamela Anderson | The Naked Gun 2025 Best Scenes

I told her to wait outside, but she just walked in. You want me to get rid of her? No, that's okay. I'll deal with it. Oh. Over here, Lieutenant. I'd sworn off love after my wife died, but this woman was put together in all the right ways. Face, head, shoulders, knees and toes. Knees and toes. Not a bottom that would make any toilet beg for the brown. Sorry to keep you waiting, ma'am. How may I help you? You're wrong about Simon Davenport. He wouldn't commit suicide. Simon Davenport? The stiff from the Malibu crash? That stiff was my brother. Oh, I mean, he wasn't that stiff, really. Not yet. More floppy and bloated. No, I mean, I'm so sorry for your loss. Please, take a chair. No, thank you. I have plenty of chairs at home. Now, Mrs... Davenport. Miss Beth Davenport. Mr... Drebin. Miss... Detective Frank Drebin. Detective, I think someone murdered Simon. Really? What makes you think that? Well, he called me last night. He said he was in some kind of trouble, so he made plans to meet this morning. Does that sound like someone is planning to kill themselves? No, it certainly does not. Why would someone do that to him? Trust me, there's always a reason to kill someone. Did he have an obnoxious laugh? No. Forgive me, I'm just not myself. That's okay. I'm not you either. Tell me, what did your brother do for work? Computers. He was a programmer for Richard Kane. The genius who's gonna save the world with his electric cars. He's the first person you should talk to. Then you can check Simon's driving records and see if they match. Whoa, whoa, whoa. Slow down there. Excuse me? Let's just leave the police work to me, okay? Oh, I see. Same old story with guys like you. Guys like me? Stubborn old men who think they know what's best. I understand you're upset, but this is what I do. If someone did off your brother, I'll find them. Oh, I appreciate that, Detective. But Simon was all I had. You'll forgive me if I don't just sit around and hope you do your job. That's exactly what I expect you to do. When I have something, I'll contact you. I'm doing a series of book readings this week. You can find me there. Book readings? Yes, I write true crime novels based on fictional stories that I make up. Yes, well, you may write about it, but I live it. Now, if you'll excuse me, we're having a birthday party, and I'm the best singer in the office. One second, bud. I will take that chair. I couldn't remember the last time someone had talked to me like that. It was the kind of dressing down you usually have to pay for in the basement of a laundromat. She had the kind of hips you wanted to put a hula hoop on and spin. Fellas, do you mind? Excuse the mess. I haven't had the heart to clean since my wife died. My condolences. How did she pass? Great. 50 yards easy. Arm like a cannon. And then she died. So we'll never know if she could have gone pro. She was the sweetest woman I've ever known. She sounds like a saint. Or maybe a bronco or a 49er. We would have been happy with any team, really. Anyone but the Browns. It's quite a view you have. You know, I've been drawn to the hills ever since I moved here for college. You see L.A.? I see it every day. I live here. I'm afraid I don't have much to offer. However... All that turkey talk outside got me in the Thanksgiving mood. I think I have a full turkey around here somewhere. But my oven is filthy. I don't mind. I like a dirty bird. You aren't lying. This oven is disgusting. It sure was fun to talk about a dirty bird. But it would be unsanitary. Well, hot brine is the most important part. It sure is. This is my buster. He must have smelled what's going on. Silly dog. That's not for you. It's so strong. Put that down. How about some nice scratches instead? Wow. I don't like that. Oh, you're here. May I? That's better. Is this crazy? It's been a long time. I'm afraid I may have forgotten how to kill. Let them say we're crazy. I don't care about that. Put your hands in my hand, baby. Don't ever look back. Let us just fall apart. Then we can make it heart to heart. I'm so glad I found you. I will stay here with you. Take it to the good times. Sing it to the bad times. Whatever it takes is what I'm gonna do. Let them say we're crazy. What do they know? Put your hands around me, baby. Don't ever let go of us. Just follow...