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My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. And this is the Weekly Dumb. Jake, have you ever heard of Dave Plaxco? You mean our most recent substack? No. James Zack, that wasn't to you. That was to the man. It is to the man cuz Jimmy Baseball has their first female umpire. Jen Powell, welcome to the league. Snaps and congrats. Uh, you did miss your first call, but so have so many male umps. >> Um, I just don't know. I don't know how a woman could do this job. When you see 85year-old Joe West in peak physical condition, >> right? >> Stamina out the butt, making great calls. It just seems like a man's job. >> Stamina out the butt. >> Pretty crazy. I was thinking of all the sports NFL has had uh female officials. NBA has had those are a lot more physically demanding than baseball. The least demanding sport, >> almost undemanding. You need really good eyesight >> helps. >> And then critical thinking and knowing the rules and all that, but like we have like 70-year-old umpires, but like there's never been female. It just makes no sense to me. But I'm glad. The other thing, Jake, did you hear her talk? >> I don't think so. >> Umpire. >> Well, yeah. >> It was like, oh, >> this is it. Like, this is what we worked for. >> So, that's cool. >> Seeing is believing. >> You can't be what you don't see. And now little girls can grow up to be umpires >> and then get yelled at on the internet. I got a picture of you doing that. >> My only It's my most popular. >> It was from this weekend. >> Yeah. >> Maybe I'll send you that. Zach, are you still Zach Espazito? Oh, >> and it's a full doxing >> at 123 fart lane. >> That is where I live. Kim, that's important, but not as important as this almost broke down. >> Speaking of rules, here's one that was broken and correctly called by the officials. Manny Machado and Wie Peralta. Two just rowdy fellas. Tried the hidden ball trick on Jiren Duran. Right before Manny applies the tag, Wii steps on the rubber, which you cannot do. >> Illegal. >> I saw I saw like one comment being like, "Oh, everyone pretending like you know this rule." And then everyone was like, "Dude, if you've ever played baseball at any level, you know this rule." Want to know why? Because every little league team wants to pull off the hidden ball trick. Yeah. So then your coach tells you, "Okay, well, the pitcher just has to circle the mound or go to the back of the mound and clean your feet or do the rosin bag." >> It's kind of the only >> the tying run. I forgot they had that. >> It's kind of the only trick play in baseball. I think coaches are like, "Shoot, the kids heard about it and now we have to now we have to explain the rule to them. to try. >> And you have to try and it's worked. But this was the worst execution. Wie, >> I think this is on Wii. Zack, do a whistle noise for me so people think I can actually do it. >> Thanks. >> I'll do it. >> Yeah, I'll do it. >> Make it like a dog bark. >> This episode of the Weekly Dumb that you're watching was brought to you by Shady Rays, you'll never look better. Shady Rays, get 30% off when you use code dumb. Shady Rays. Code dumb. 35% off. I fibbed. 35% off your next pair of polarized sunglasses at shady.com when you use code dumb. Go get yours now. Hey, hey, hey, let's uh stick with sports. More sports. Ooh, so this is more sports. It's a cricket spectator. I assumed it was the sport, not the animal. A one-handed catch while holding two beaces in the other one. >> And then the Yankees fan with a one-handed catch of his own. Both catching with their left hand. >> Yeah, I guess I'm just out on anything Yanks. I mean, if this was a competition, the guy's got two bruises in his hand. >> Yeah, but it's a it's a lowline drive. The other one is high guy to move his feet like >> Australian guy's almost more protecting everyone, too. He's a savior. That cool. So, we'll let the people decide which bare-handed catch was better. >> It's a competition of not competition, >> but two one-handed catches. >> No argument. >> Hey, let's stay in Australia for the not sports. We've got a fake seizure guy in Melbourne. So this guy is faking seizures in public to get strangers to restrain him, kneel on him, sit on him, and then as soon as they do that, he stands up and walks away. You have to watch this one video where they say, "Uh, why aren't you flinching? >> Why aren't you flinching anymore?" >> I'm kind of mad at the public, I think, about this one. >> I consider this deplorable. Zach said this man's his idol. >> No, >> you consider this deplorable. >> He's turning other people away cuz he wants specific men to sit on him. So, he has a specific person that he wants to sit on him. I didn't read that part. >> Oh, it gets super creepy at surface level. Guy faking seizures and then running away. >> So, he's got a type. >> Oh, yeah. >> What is it? >> Uh, dudes. >> Heavy dudes. He turns away women. >> Yeah. >> No, I think I see like title. >> Not to get graphic, wasn't there a guy who put out a sign that said, "Sit on my face." to like women and he went viral cuz they would just like walk past and sit on his face. Yeah, this guy could do this openly and like actually have a Tik Tok account and like get a following off it. Sit on my sit on me big guy. That could be his name. >> Zach's just slowly clapping off screen. >> In New York City, Roman Shusterman asked women in Union Square to sit on his face in the name of achieing achieving world peace at Union Square. It's just nothing but women just fully like on his face like they're closed. They're in on the joke. So this dude in Melbourne like you can do this. This is proof that our guy doesn't need to be faking this. No, we don't need to fake seizures. >> Just put a sign out that says, "I like when big men sit on me." >> Don't clip that. >> Clip it backwards. I'm not a sn I watched Spy Kids for the first time in my life. [Music] Up. A 24year-old college student was sentenced to 120 days in prison after waving a samurai sword above his head, threatening college staff and causing one faculty member to hide under a desk. >> I'm not laughing at that. I'm laughing at the sixth grade field trip we went on uh when we went to Sturbridge Village. What trouble could you get in there? One of the kids in our class, they they sold a sword there and he bought the sword. Oh man, you can't bring that sword on the bus. >> Is that a kid who broke the back of the bus window with a wrench? Later on, >> this little Pomeranian chased a black bear out of a Vancouver home. >> A 75year-old man in China found new love online and asked his wife for divorce. It was revealed that the woman he fell in love with was in fact AI. >> 75. >> Let him love AI. Who cares? What do you care? 75. >> Search and rescue was called on a camper in the woods of British Columbia. His repeated cries were actually just him singing his heart out to the trees. The rescue team said he wasn't in trouble unless you count his singing. Our final segment responding to a comment from the last episode. This comes from the Whizzle 1688. I got stung by a wasp on my ankle and that sucked. Then I saw a movie with my girlfriend then came home and watched Weekly Dumb. So, my day got better. I haven't got stung by a bee in a while. Kind of want to. I saw one flying around my foot the other day and I was kind of like, what's it feel like? I I forget. >> Yeah. >> So, congrats, Whizzle. I think your day has been great. >> That was a weekly dumb [Music] >> cuz it stings. But >> I haven't been stung since I was a little kid. And the last time I remember it hurting, right? >> So, I want kind of want to get stung. For one, just be like, >> "Your old man is kicked in enough that maybe it doesn't even hurt." >> Yeah. Or does it still hurt? I don't know. I'd be so curious. >> Your voice went to a different area there for a second. >> I haven't had a voice in a while. >> Beasting Jim is a problem. Sting me. Hit me. >> You never seen Spy Kids before? I guess that wasn't your generation. >> It just missed. >> Yeah. >> 2001 I was watching Brink. >> It's weird. It is really weird.