Stop Being Boring Anne Hathaway | Vogue

Leah! Oh, good! You're here. I got an alert on our Vogue cover. What's that? There's a fashion emergency? Just come with me. Okay. Come with me. Hi, Jose. Is he...? Yes, and he's pissed. Who is? Just this way. Okay. Okay, we brought her. Hi. Ahem. Sorry, do we know each other? Hey! Oh, hi, sweetie. Hello, Kids' Choice Award nominee Anne Hathaway. Hey, are you here for the fashion emergency? I am. Oh, what is it? Did someone wear a belt as a top? The fashion emergency is... you. Me? Yes, you. Okay. Not so fast. Anne, I brought you here today because lately you've been entirely too before. Before? As in before and after. You're giving big before energy, and it's killing puppies. I mean, look at you! I think I look nice. You're normal. Yes. You blend in. Yes. You're classic and put together like maybe you know how to negotiate at upscale antique markets. Okay, okay. I want to, um, look good subtly. I want to use my voice quietly. Stop being so accessible, so relatable. You're one of the great fashion muses of our time! I mean, look at you here! Did you print all of those? And here! I see it, I see it. Those were red carpets. That's on a sidewalk. For Colbert. And now look at you. Jeans, white button-down, serving blazer. Look, it's double-breasted. I'll button it. This is so chic! Not chic enough! You were not put on this earth to give middle management! Hey, now. Stop ignoring your destiny. Oh, Owen. You can wear any look, anytime, anywhere. Own it. Okay, Yang. I'll play. What do you want me to do? I love it! Yes, yes! I can't really move my arms. Then be a T-Rex! Ah! Shh! Free soul, how do you feel? I feel like my own personal disco ball. Get up, I love it! Shh! I mean, I could wear this to a brunch. And I'd slather you in hollandaise. Time to pack, time to pack, time to pack. Big shoes, big shoes, big shoes. Tour? Yes! Tour Leggings? Yes. Okay, other way. I crash my car into the bridge. I... Cappuccino for Fashion Beast? Here. Thank you, corpse. Oh, wait, did I ask for decaf? I don't... Oh, hey, is there... Can I... Sorry. So sorry, it's, uh, not around. Kind of a Fashion Beast day. Has anybody seen Bowen? Just don't say action when you're ready. Can we rehearse this? Sorry. Hi. Bless you. I just... Okay. Sparkle, sparkle, sparkle. Her meds. Insanity has to slay! Pulls off the top. Oh, I'm sorry. I'm sorry. Reset. And cut.