Britain's Got Talent 2023: Semi Final 5 - ALL AUDITIONS!

Tonight Simon, you and I are going to make some magic. Now I'm a mystic and this is Mystic. Now Simon, I want you to think of a magic word but make sure it's not too big. Have you got one? What is it? A dog. A dog. Dog. You see, you're a wizard Simon. Even you can make magic. To make this a pretty unique hanky, I would like you to write your magic word, dog, down across the hanky in big letters and initials. While you're doing that, Bruno, pick an apple, any apple. Perfect. Now I want you to take this apple core and make a hole right the way through the side of it. Okay. Now I sometimes bring an apple to school from my favourite teacher, Mrs Kirwin, because she always makes me feel Safe to say this is the only hanky in the world exactly like this. Watch. Bruno, there's something inside the apple. Simon, please remove it from the inside of the apple. Hold it high in the air. It's not my dog, if you truly believe anything is possible, Simon, your magic words, dog. Friends, and today I would like to perform one last piece of magic. Please can you make your way on stage and turn the box the right way up. I used to be on the outside looking in, but now I'm on the inside looking out. I'm wearing pants. I can pose naked. Today, British naked pose. Afternoon tea, Do you want to hear about a deal I'm making? It's you and me. We are forced to hide our insecurities. My skin, she just wants to be beautiful. She goes unnoticed. She knows no limits. She craves to be sculpted by the sculptor. My gender. Oh, she don't see the light that's shining. My love and the eyes can find it. My race. Baby, we're made of blind. So she tries to cover up a pain. My is a baby. What if we put down our films, embrace our insecurities and learn to love ourselves? No scars. See, you're beautiful. She don't see her perfect. She don't understand. She's worth it. All that beauty goes deeper than the surface. My size. So to all the girls that's hurting, let me be your mirror. Help you see a little bit clearer. The light that shines within. My hearing. Oh, you're beautiful. My sexuality. You should know you're beautiful. these last few days. I've been afraid that I'm a dream. And I've been telling old stories and singing songs that make me think about where I came from. And that's the reason why I seem so far away today. So let me tell you that I love you. And I think about you all the time. I'm Georgie. I was a nurse way before I was a comic, and it gives me license to say, yeah, it gives me license to say a lot of things. So, you know, just strapping hospitals or a boot camp for comedy. There's very few jobs where within seconds of meeting someone, you could find yourself saying, hello, is it Simon? Is it Simon? Hi. And if you wouldn't mind just taking all your clothes off, hopping up on that table in front of you and curling up in a ball for me, that would be great. Good man, Simon. Okay. Someone's going to come in in a minute. We're not sure who or when, and they're going to pop a finger in your bottom. And I'm just going to stand here and write about it. Then at lunchtime, I'm going to tell all my friends. I've experienced the blunters of nurses myself. I was an inpatient in hospital. Had my first bed bath. Learned some things about myself. I learned I was a three patient role, three person role. And for a profession that prides itself on breaking bad news gently, you weren't kind. They weren't kind. This is how you find out. Nurse pulls the curtain back, looks you up and down and then hollers down the corridor. I'm going to need more hands for this one. I love this. I love it. I get it. It's pre-raphaelite. I know it's a family show, but if you imagine this naked and then you stick wings on it, it's a cherub. Textbook hot for now, but 17th century, this milkshake was bringing all the boys to the yard. It's hard to love your body and it's hard, especially after kids. You can try, you can give yourself some me time. You're chilling out in the bath to the putty cat dolls. And then you get a couple of naked toddlers storming and use your nipples as an intercom for a spaceship. Doesn't matter how at peace you are with how you look, doctors will still want you to lose weight. I went in with a sore throat once and got sent home with a diet sheet. It was right after they'd given me antibiotics and told me to take them three times a day on an empty stomach. I told them I couldn't see that happening. Do you know what my favourite is? You know when doctors tell you, they go, you're not having the operation until you've lost weight. Vets operate on elephants. I like a dolphin or a sea lion at worst, give it a crack. You know, believe in yourself. I tried the diet sheet for a bit. You do, don't you? Breakfast season, you just wake up, you get fed, done. Lunchtime though, you wouldn't have even recognised me. I'm in the zone, I'm making me own hummus. I'm pouring chickpeas in a blender. I've put on active wear to make hummus. That's how committed I am. Active wear activates the chickpeas or something. Oh, it's a new life, it's new me, it's going to be amazing. Anyway, it's all right for a couple of hours, isn't it? And then I'm wilting. Mid-afternoon, I'm wasting away, I'm starving. I'm starving, but I'm not quitting. I think, do you know what, girl? Just make your tea early and then go to bed. Don't quit. Make your tea early and go to bed. Go to my diet sheet. Do you know what it says? For tea, it says, now use the remaining hummus. That's how hummus works, isn't it? That's how hummus works. You've got hummus, then you've got no hummus. That's how hummus works. Oh, I gave up. I just had a can of pop and a Toblerone for tea. I couldn't have gone to bed earlier if I wanted to. Thank you, Hammersmith Apollo. I just don't see how a world that makes such wonderful things can be bad. Pixie Bear, life under the sea. The seaweed is always greener in somebody else's lake. You dream about going up there. That is a big mistake. Just look at the world around you. Right here on the ocean floor. Such wonderful things surround you. What more are you looking for? Under the sea. Under the sea. Darling, it's better down where it's wet to take you from me. Oh, aren't you sure they work all day? How soon the sun will fade away? Why are we devoting full time for nothing? Under the sea, under the sea. Under the sea, under the sea. Since life is fleeting, we got to beat it naturally. Naturally, hee, hee, hee, hee, by the surf and by the ray. They get their first chance to play. We've got the spirit, you've got The new plays the flute, the carp plays the harp. The place plays the bass and the song's sharp. Smack and smack, you know where it's at. And all I want is to float. Under the sea, under the sea. Under the sea, under the sea. When the sun deep in the deep is spinning to me, spinning to me. One day they got a lot of sense. We've got to access the event. Easy for climbing, no hard to jump it. Under the sea. Easy to slug it, catch it and rock it. Under the sea. Easy to spin, no one else will. That's why it's under the sea. I'm so hyped for the BGT semi-finals. I got my hair done. I got my new fresh kicks. What are you doing? I'm working out. Get those crisps out your mouth. We got a job to do. Meet me on stage in three, two, one.