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我愛這些懶惰的星期天 今天是星期天 啊 工作 我愛這些真正的星期天 他們太放鬆了 不像那些假的星期天 幾乎把我開除了 這就是我們今天要做的事嗎 絕對是 小火箭 你知道嗎 伍德 我開始發現 人的生活很短 是嗎 我們要把最多時間花在做事 我們要嗎 不然我們可能會醒來 一天發現我們已經浪費了一生 哦 這樣 嘿嘿嘿 嘿嘿嘿嘿 咻 咬咬咬 啊 嗯 圖書館的朋友們在看歷史書 圖書館的朋友們 哦 公園有個阿塞利亞節 我昨天去過 嗯 Lenny真的想去 我每次都累得被關在房子裡 打開窗戶 嗯 好的 我聽到你了 寶貝 改變成好事 我們出發吧 警察行動? 你相信嗎? 已經一年了 哇 寶貝 看看海裡的海鷗 我們可以找到我們夢寐以求的毒貨船 我不想要毒貨船 我猜應該還有毒衣服和毒廁所 好的 聽著 聽著 這些名貴的鋼鐵安全門 有彈性 炸彈性和打擊性 現在 那Johnny D發生什麼事了? 他忘了鎖上它 現在 我的牀上有什麼? 一公斤 掃 哎呀呀 我的門 哎呀 Johnny C 給我那些 很難的 朋友 哈哈哈哈 下一張牀 哦 嘿 看 他們在賣你車 哇 真好 我會完全殺掉 任何人購買小混混 掃 嗚呼 你買了車 我沒有詢問嗎? 我沒想到你買了這件帽子 我找到了這件帽子 那你為什麼要抱怨? 你有你的 嗚呼 哦 對了 你必須小心 當你這樣做 嗚呼 停止 Homer 停止 讓我出去 我不會在這輛車裡再回來 直到你開得和那個人一樣 好的 再見 愛你 你知道 如果你住在這裡 你應該已經回家了 Hotz先生 我沒想到你賣了房子 你沒有 我們應該多聊聊 Marge 你看 法律行業有點慢 因為我的客戶 大多數都損失了房子 這對我來說是很自然的動作 幫人找房子 這一定很划算 是的 錢是很好的 但美麗之處是 你能在房子裡待到它售罄 來吧 各位 我們去游泳 嗚呼 我的天啊 這個熱狗 從星期六就跑了六步 從來沒有想到 你會變成這個樣子 Homer 哦 對了 我是個真正的專家 那是一輛六缸的Holley車嗎 你肯定吧 Edelbrock引擎嗎 沒有 Meyer Hoff Lifters嗎 哦 對了 我做了最後一輛 我明白了 賣房子 可能就是我想要的 我真的很想嘗試 我不知道 Marge 嘗試是第一步向失敗的 嗯 我的天啊 我還有很多東西要學 在那個執照考試之前 別擔心 媽 我們會幫你學 你準備好了嗎 當然了 我們必須裁減自己的家務 什麼鬼住宅 所以你已經結婚了 你正在尋找你的第一間房子 Mr.和Mrs. Superman 哦 別聽我老公說 他只是個笨蛋 我現在是一名專家 我需要在我家裡 保存很多病毒動物 這合適嗎 不在我家裡 這個鄰居擁有R3 讓狗狗 貓貓 電話回答猴子 還有 哦 我永遠不會記住這些 當我學會了 Magna Carta的時候 我創作了一首歌 在12月15日 Ronnie和我 嘟噠嘟噠 諾貝爾和皇帝 同意了 噢 嘟噠嘟噠 我們應該先一起生活 在結束的那一天 是的 華人的命運 Taxi和Linden的利益 謝謝Benny May 給我回你的銀行 你們都傻了 Easement 時間到了 你們現在可以 打破對方的自信 我把那件事 關於房產的事情 給你解決了 我通過了 太好了 雷尼克 我們可以走了 嗯嗯 謝謝Bart 謝謝Lisa 謝謝你們的幫助 那我呢 你沒有感謝我 你沒有做任何事 我喜歡被感謝 歡迎來到大聯盟 Marge 這裡有超過50年的 房產經驗 42年的經驗 是Gill的 Marge 真是個榮幸 你有任何項目嗎 我需要一些項目 拜託 幫我 這就夠了Gill 不要把她拖下水 我會陪著你 這是Cookie Kwan 她是西邊的第一名 嗨 Marge 離西邊遠一點 這是Nick Callahan 一個耳機 我以為那些 只在電影裡出現過 Booyah 猜猜誰賣了 Whitman Place 我已經在Whitman Place 工作了21年了 現在Marge I'd like to welcome you to the family with your very own Red Blazer For me Everybody I'm going to do my darndest to uphold the principles and ideals this jacket represents I give up Are you guys talking about the West Side No Cookie I swear I'm scared of you Seatbelts They kill more people than they save That's not true You're thinking of Check it out Gee that picture make your butt look big I thought so too But they said it sells Works for the Lumber King Lumber We need lumber Excuse me Mr.Sislak Have you ever considered selling your home What No why What why What do you heard Are you implying I'm in some sort of financial trouble No Well I am Let me have that card And here we have a lovely gourmet kitchen with gas range central can opener and foam under flooring for enhanced standability Why isn't this kitchen horribly cramped Why yes it is Well I suppose we could get used to it Yeah but you shouldn't have to settle You know I've always loved the house you're in now Really Well maybe we should stay put Thanks for your honesty Marge My pleasure If you ever need a prescription No questions asked Good shot Barbara I can't believe it a house with a bowling alley You bowl often Actually this is our first time And I didn't really care for it Oh Well then you have to ask yourself Is this the right house for you I suppose not I guess we were just captivated by this delightful plaque Hey Skinner Wanna drag race My high school sweetheart was killed in a drag racing accident Come on It'll be fun That's what Debbie Sue said You stupid Get Go That's Lil Bandit And she's in pain Screw the honor system My car needs me Hey you're ruining it for the rest of us Stop That's my car That smells like regular She needs premium dude Premium Marge I had a lot of calls about you Customers love your no pressure approach Well like we say The right house for the right person Listen it's time I let you in on a little secret Marge The right house is the house that's for sale The right person is anyone But all I did was tell the truth Of course you did But there's the truth and the truth Let me show you It's awfully small I'd say it's awfully cozy That's dilapidated Rustic That house is on fire Motivated seller That's a beauty Forget about that house That's the murder house I remember Mrs. Astor was very lucky Well no one expects you to sell that house But you better sell something Because cubicles are for closers Marge Anybody who doesn't sell a house their first week gets fired I probably should have mentioned that earlier I thought I'd do anything to succeed in business But bending the truth I don't know So you don't have that killer instinct Big deal Yeah honey Even if you don't succeed in the business world You're still the world's greatest wife and mother So that's how you see me As a spineless potato-cooking housewife who can't compete in the real world Well I can too compete And I'm going to sell a house End of story Kids Your mother's under a lot of pressure Why don't we let her clear the table in peace The first house I have to show you is a handyman's dream Because it's so dilapidated Well nothing's perfect I sure hate to make you come out here and not buy a house Now slow down Eddie The home buyer's course said always look inside the house before buying Well there it is Please don't tell anyone how I live It's awfully small Some people would call it cozy I guess it is sort of cute But small Really, really small When you put it that way It does seem a bit small Well that about does it for houses in this area Wait What about that house That has a for sale sign Oh that's a deli How about it Marge Oh my diddly eye Will you look at this place And the price has been slashed repeatedly It sure built solid The kids could scream bloody murder and no one would hear Well I'm just gonna spill my guts I love it to death I'm gonna give you a deposit this minute Unless you can give me a reason not to Is there anything else we should know Marge There's the truth and the truth No If you don't sell a house you're fired Well Marge There is absolutely nothing else to tell you about this house That's good enough for me Purple drapes All my life I've wanted purple drapes Attention Ding ding ding ding ding ding Listen up everybody Marge Simpson sold her first house The murder house Wow not bad son Booyah Wow you must have told a whopper to unload that dead trap And what'd you use Marge The old buff and bluff The hey old Murray The sasquatch shuffle huh Huh No no no tricks It was salesmanship that's all Sure Marge Salesmanship But it was Sure Marge Was Look just because everyone who lived in that house was hacked to bits doesn't mean the Flanders will be I guess you're right But who cares Well whatever happens as our newest closer you're entitled to wear the coveted closing blazer And you get a third wall for your cubicle I earned that wall Don't push your luck pal You're hanging on by a thread I brought this wall from home Okay Baldie boy hits wire Head comes off Lil Bandit rolls to a gentle stop Everybody wins Man the air feels good on my neck How do I even bother I told that idiot to slice my sandwich Ow Wow honey you sold the house And got rid of the Flanders Went for dinner Well neighborinos I guess this is goodbye I better make this quicker I'm gonna start blubbering like a baby Yeah me too Let me know if you need any help Now that you mention it We could use It was just an expression Goodbye Ned If the slightest thing goes wrong with that house I want you to call me right away Or you can beat me In fact Why don't you just stay here tonight We'll go to a hotel You're sweet to offer But we're all just so tired We just want to get to our new house And rest in peace So long Simpsons Bye That old Flanders place Gives me the creeps My name is Luca I live on the second floor Give me my car fatty This is my car And I'm not fat It's glandular Right The truth Munch The truth Anyone home Guess we gave you quite a start We were painting Todd's room red Pretty messy work And then we came out here To take a break Must have dozed off Red room Over there Well I'm just glad you're okay And I have something to tell you Stop it And let's hear that snap This is so dangerous Yeah you're right What the This is Wiggum reporting at 318 Waking a police officer This is the murder house You mean the infamous Jealous Jackie murders Of course This must be where he dropped the dagger And this is the butler's pantry Where Mrs. Astor concealed herself And right here is where they found The torso heap In front of our very own fireplace Oh just think Nettie We're part of Springfield history Look daddy I'm the jealous Jackie I'm a torso I'm glad you're not mad But I lied to you And I won't feel right Until I return your deposit We appreciate the offer Marge But I think we're gonna be Very happy here Marge Still got that deposit check Wow Lucky thing we landed on this bubble wrap Hey quit hogging I'm badly hurt A smashed hot rod A wrecked police cruiser A destroyed house I've had it with your renegade ways Simpson You're a loose cannon But I And what really fries me Is you returned his check I'm sorry Mr. Hutz But I just can't lie to people You're one of a kind Marge And nobody deserves this more than you Well I'm proud of you mom You refused to compromise your integrity Yeah you did the right thing Eventually Still it would have been nice To bring home at least one paycheck Oh you will honey You will $300 for doing nothing I feel like such a crook Don't worry It's easier every week