Dave's Advice On How To Deal With Debt Collectors

[Music] brought to you by the Every Dollar app. Start budgeting for free today. All right, Jade, it's uh worth unpacking a little bit this idea of dealing with collectors. Okay, number one. Number one, if you have the money laying around to pay a bill, you owe the bill legitimately. Pretty simple. Pay the bill. Pay what you owe. Yeah. Otherwise, you're just carrying around a mental load for no reason. Yeah. Why? And so, I have a I have a a friend who's going through cancer treatments and they've got uh $5,000 worth of bills laying there already early in the in the process and asked me, "Should I pay these bills?" And I went, "Well, you've got like a half a million dollars in your investment account. Yes, you should pay the bill." Well, but what should I should I put them on pay? No, you don't need to put them on payments. You have the money. Pay the bill. Yeah. It's not, "Well, I don't I'm worried." Well, don't worry. It's $5,000, you have 500,000. You're okay. Pay the bill. Yeah. You know, or if you got $10,000 and it's $5,000, pay the bill. Otherwise, it's just taking up space. Well, and you owe you owe the bill. Hello. Ethically, it's a thing. It's a it's a debt you owe. Okay, that's thing one. Um thing two then is once you don't have the money, most companies would rather have something than nothing. That's right. Uh I have a company, oddly enough, that has the word integrity in their company title that owes me $45,000 from 25 years ago. I'm not bitter or anything, but I do remember it just because of the irony that the company was called Integrity and they didn't pay me. And so if they call me up today and given the fact I'm probably never going to see that money ever, but if they call me up today and offer me $5,000 as settlement for that 25, I'm going to take it so fast it's going to be unbelievable just cuz I'm going to be happy I just found $5,000 on the sidewalk. You know, that's the way companies look at this. Mhm. And so if you've got a credit card bill that you haven't paid for 3 years, they probably have sold that to a debt buyer for pennies on the dollar, usually around a nickel on the dollar, and you can probably settle that for around 20 cents on the dollar. If you're broke and you don't have the money to pay your bills, you can settle. Now, collections agencies, there are several situations with those. The best of the bunch are the local hometown collection agency. They're people that your kids play ball with their kids. They live there and they're just trying to collect a bill that is legitimately owed and they're calling you. And most of them they'll put pressure on you. They'll they'll say you need to pay your bill. You need to be honest. They'll they'll they'll challenge you. But most of them are pretty decent folks at the core. Okay. All the way on the other end of the spectrum, and it goes downhill from there, is a credit card collector. Credit card collectors 100% are scum. If your child is a credit card collector, you should call them and tell them to stop and get a different job. Cleaning out septic tanks is noble. Credit card collectors, there's nothing. They lie, they cheat, they steal, they break federal law every single day. They're the worst of the worst. And their job or a repo guy like this other guy calling this other guy. Their job is to get the person on the phone and if you are owed money, most people have some sense of honor, some sense of integrity that if I owe this money, I feel bad because I've not paid it. 99% of the people walking around that aren't psychopaths have a sense of I owe this money and a little bit of shame that I haven't paid it. And their job is to use that and get you emotional. Now, they have two possible emotions they can evoke from you. Fear or anger. If they can get you doing either one, your brain, your critical thinking skills in your brain quit working because you're pissed off or you're afraid. You're in fight or flight and your brain coats and you go into lizard brain mode. And then you will move them from their correct position of priority in your budget and you'll move them ahead of your children's food. You a logical person will with good critical thinking skills would never deny their family food or lights or water while paying the repo man. It's not logical. The only way you get there is if you become afraid because they're going to sue me. Oh no. No, they're not. They're lying. You can tell their You can tell they're lying if their mouth is moving. They're lying. They're lying. They make up stuff. They can sue you, but they never do. Because if they sue you, they have a 98% probability you're going to file Chapter 7. They're going to get zero. No. What they're going to do is harass you to God's green earth to the end of it. They're going to harass you and harass you to make you angry or afraid so that they can rep prioritize your budget and put you at the front. It's so absurd that they even use bizarre names. I had a lady call me her name was Mrs. Savage. Mhm. Wow. That was not her name. That's not real. That's not her name. Another one called me call me her name was Mrs. Baskerville as in the hounds of Wow. Baskerville. I mean they make up cra it's unbel and they sit around in their little cubicle land laughing about all of this. like it's some kind of bad movie. And and meanwhile, I got a guy trying to feed two kids that's working construction over here who's worried more about the repo man than he is the fact that he's behind on his light bail. The only way that happens is you become emotional. So, I'm trying to teach you right now. Once I got this, I you I'll tell you when it happened. American Express call owed him $1,164. It was 40 years ago and I still remember the amount. Here's why I remember it. The guy calls me. He pissed me off. I hung up on him. My wife calls about two hours later and she's crying. My wife never cries. I mean, she's got the constitution of a Navy Seal. She does not cry. It's a hillbilly woman. If she cries, somebody died. I mean, you know, it doesn't she's not a crier. She's crying. And she goes, he said, he said, he said, why would I stay with a man that wouldn't pay his bills? And I was kind of thinking the same thing. Well, you weren't laughing then. Oh, I got so pissed. You weren't laughing then. The guy was in Jacksonville, Florida. I called him. I threatened to drive down there and whip his butt. And I got so mad I couldn't breathe and I paid him. Who won? He did. Except the fact that now 40 years later, I've trashed American Express regularly on the air for 40 years. So maybe he didn't win after all. At least that company didn't win for having people like that working there cuz they have one of the worst, most egregious collections departments of anybody. If you do business with American Express, God help you. That's awful. You're asking for it. They're a pitiful company. I still believe that, not just because of that one event, but I've dealt with them so many times over the years since then on behalf of clients and they're horrible. But that's just one example there. There's many, many examples. But I figured it out then. And then I went, "Oh, wait. This is a game and I'm losing the game." And so I just started turning it back on them. Yeah. When they would call, I just I would just start laughing at them and just start messing with them and go, "Dude, I'm like, Mrs. Baskerville, you're like a well read collector. Who knew that?" I mean, you like read books and stuff. You can do sentences that string together. That's pretty amazing. I'm so proud of you. Yeah. So, here's what you're going to get, Mrs. Baskerville. Nothing. Nothing, honey. Nothing, honey. Nothing, honey. You get nothing. Good try, though. Call back someday. Hang up. Yeah. and just you just start having fun with it because you realize it's a game for them. It's and for you it's life or death and you can't let them make it life or death or you're going to lose the game. Listen, I've had I've had some choice words for 1800 pay me. I'm not I'm not proud of it, but I've I've had them. Yeah. Well, they got you mad. Yeah, they did. They get you mad. They get you upset. They get you cuz you're trying you're trying to be honorable. You're trying to have integrity. You're trying to do the right thing. You got no money. The guy had no money. Okay. He's broke. His car got repoed. Your car does not get repoed if you're rich. Okay? Right? There's a pretty simple formula here. And they will settle car repo deficits for somewhere around a quarter on a dollar all day long, every day. Lump sum, no payments. Never pay a collector payments ever. That's how they get the most out of you. Pay them a lump sum. Settle it for a dime, a quarter on the dollar, and get it in writing that that's a settlement in fuller. Don't give them any money. And do not, for God's sakes, give them electronic access to your checking account because again, they lie. They will clean you out. So there's your uh credit sharks and suits. We used to have a lesson in Financial Peace University a thousand years ago. I remember that. Credit sharks and suits. That was the lesson. And there was a lot of the stuff in that little rant there that was in that lesson. But it's what we used to do. I mean, I used to sit personally when I was doing financial counseling, call these people on behalf of the clients and rip them to shreds and get the deals done, but we, you know, now we teach you how to do it and that's fine, too. So that way you'll never have to do it again. And you never have to do business with companies like American Express again. I've never even accidentally done business with American Express. Ever again, ever. Ever again. Create your free every dollar budget today. The simplest way to budget for your