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No No No No I think we can do without the crack pipe Oh hi As the Fox Censor It's my job to protect you from reality And thanks to my prudent editing Tonight's special Halloween show has been rated TVG This means there will be no raunchy NBC style sex Or senseless CBS style violence So sit back and enjoy a night of worry free What the fudge Overbeat zinc Gemini Christmas That's how an heroic hippo became a deputy Stupid hippo This just in Tensions continue to mount between Springfield and France Over Mayor Quimby's now famous frog's legs joke The French President has threatened swift and massive retaliation If he doesn't receive an immediate apology Stupid frog We now go live to City Hall for Mayor Quimby's response I stand by my ethnic slur Do your worst you filthy pretentious savages Homer you know how unpredictable the French are One minute they're kissing a woman's hand The next they're chopping off her head What if they start a war Relax I built a bomb shelter That's not gonna protect us from anything Fine then don't use it I won't Good I know it's good So do I I'm happy for you You should be Now this baby is called the withstandinator It can take a six megaton blast No more no less Blankets Radio Oh a Gary Larson calendar I don't get it Sacre bleu You will show those stupid Americans Who looks like the frog eh Really Damn What the hell was that Calling home planet This is Ensign Kang Reporting a cigar shaped object Moving at tremendous speed Sure Kang I'm writing it all down Let I get blamed for this But Aquaman You cannot marry a woman without gills You're from two different worlds Oh I've wasted my life You call that prime rib It's green moron Earth to stupid guy hello Maybe a little friendly punching Will move your ass You'll get it Geez What's with all the deaths God Everyone's gone Little Lisa Little Mars And the rest I've lost everything I can't go on No no no I can't just wallow in sadness It's time to laugh again I'm the last man alive And I can do everything I've always wanted Oh Spade Where did you put Farley In charge of the bees Hey buddy Down in front God y'all Say it again Okay Hey what happened to the tune Hey what the hell's going on Where'd you get those clothes Silence No talking too loud Not everyone died in the blast Homer Some of us were merely Horribly mutated You're mutants We don't like the word mutants Homer We prefer freaks Or monsters We're creating a new perfect society In which the mistakes of the past Will be eliminated You know You must die You want me Come and get me Get up Save at last That better not be the mutants 啊 兄弟 是你嗎 MARCH KIDS LIVE 這房子裡的所有人 都成為了完美的寶藏 噢 過來吧 噢 這讓人眼泛淚光 在所有的殺人和吃皮的過程中 我們總是忘了愛 這不是一種 吃皮吃到瘋的方式嗎 I don't see any reason why freaks and norms can't get along We can all work together to build a utopian society free of violence hate and prejudice That sounds beautiful Ned And let me just say my family and I share your vision for a better Now Friends with mutants Right Now that's the March I'm married So Who wants to steal some Ferraris Gadgets If I were a nerd I'd be in heaven Good morning ma'am Good afternoon sir It passed noon while I was speaking So that was technically accurate He's crazy Hey Einstein How much for the mood pants Well How much you got Nice try Floyd But you were designed for scrubbing And scrubbing is what you shall do I take it from that little impressed noise That you are interested in purchasing That matter transporter sir Two bucks And it only transports matter Well I'll give you 35 cents So But I must warn you This device carries A frighteningly high risk of catastrophic I said I'll take it This mountain and stairs Used to make bedtime a grueling chore But not anymore baby Good night losers Man how'd I ever live without this thing That's good Palmer no Hey dad Can I use the transporter sometime Please I swear I'll be careful Sorry But this is a highly sophisticated do-wacky If you don't use it responsibly It's your mother OK cat Now if this works Your next trip will be to the bank vault Wow Twice the pet and none of the mess Oh You can be leases In the sky It's so I'd be stupid not to do this It's all gonna be humongous Oh well At least I don't have two butts What's going on down there What's all this mess Uh oh Oh Bart are you in there Have you forgotten our little kablamo talk I think that's right I think she's right Oh Bart's pants are a dead giveaway Oh well He may be a horrible freak But he's still my son I'm sure we'll grow to accept him in time So then Lenny says As if Don't even go there sister Yeah Lenny says You want more syrup honey There's one thing I still don't understand When Bart went through the transporter What happened to his head It'll turn up somewhere Me Okay okay It's your sugar Bart Buster Mom dad I'm some overgrown fly with my body Somebody listen to me Shoo shoo fly Listen buddy This is all a mistake If you just go through the transporter with me again We'll have you back eating garbage in no time No no no no Good boy Smash that fly Mush him up good No no no Hey we're done I can't hear you Tell me Lise The giant fly stole my body And now he's trying to kill me Oh no And I let him use my toothbrush Well that hideous creep doesn't scare me Dad Nobody likes a tattletale honey They're like this every rainy day Off my sister No don't eat me You don't know where I've been You just We were lucky this time But it's all too clear that some things in this universe Aren't meant to be trifled with Homer what are you doing Something I should have done a long time ago I'll teach you to mess with my machine I'm gonna chop you good That cost me 35 cents You're just making it worse I promise I won't hurt you You are all hereby found guilty of the crime of witchcraft I sentence you hags To be burned at the stake Until you are deemed fit to reenter society Fire it up boys See you in hell Seymour Goodbye mother How horrible If they're really witches Why don't they use their powers to escape That sounds like witch talk to me Lisa Never mind Well that's 75 witches we've processed That ought to show God Whose side we're on eh pastor Yes Medwin But we have many more strumpets to incinerate Brothers and sisters There is still a witch among us Let us throw open the floor to our wild accusations I accuse Goody Flanders I accuse Goody Badwife We killed her on Sunday There must be someone here we can accuse Lisa Simpson Bart quit it She put a spell on me Must drop pantaloons Let's come to our senses everyone This witch hunt is turning into a circus She's the witch I was just about to accuse her This is crazy I'm not a witch Then how come your laundry is always much whiter than mine I've heard enough Burn her People let us not turn into an angry mob Goody Simpson is entitled to due process Okay here's how the process works You sit on the broom and we shove you off the cliff What Well hear me out If you're innocent You will fall to an honorable Christian death If however you are the bride of Satan You will surely fly your broom to safety At that point you will report back here for torture and beheading Tough but fair Stop Doesn't the Bible say Judge not lest ye be judged The Bible says a lot of things Shove her Sisters We have performed the Lord's work And sent a good woman into his waiting Okay now Let's not jump to conclusions everyone Well I'll be a son of a witch That's right I'm a witch And I'm the one who withered your livestock Soured your sheep's milk And made your shirts itchy Hey you destroyed my turnip crop No that was gophers Impossible we burned all the gophers Not all of them Wow wow wow wow And this is for pushing me off the cliff Wow wow wow wow Alright people nothing to see here The show's over right Move along As for the rest of you This needs more eye of newt You always want more eye of newt If it were up to you The brew would be nothing but newt eyes Well look who's here If I knew you were coming I'd have baked a cat What a day They found out I was a witch So I had to leave my family Really So you finally left Durwood His name is Homer Oh Neddy Look at them up there plotting our doom They could force us to commit Wanton acts of carnality That'll be the day What's that Ned We shouldn't fear the witches Maude We're both 35 We've already gone way past our life expectancy But think of the children I've heard that witches come to your house And take your children away To eat them Eat their children Geez We were just gonna swipe their shoes But a good idea is a good idea Who is it Witches What do you want We're here to eat your kids OK come on in And look at this Oh please Now make with the kids Don't blame yourself daddy You did everything you could Maude do something Excuse me Are you sure you ladies Wouldn't prefer some gingerbread children instead They're boneless Bye witches Thanks for not eating me Yeah you hags are alright What did you get Candied apple I got a caramel con You know Scaring people into giving us treats is fun We should do this every year I just wish we hadn't filled up On all those kids Before we got to the Flanders And that's the story Of the very first caramel con I mean Halloween And it wasn't long Before this yearly custom Became an annual tradition Come on give us some candy Don't pretend you're not home Dad that's our house She's a witch Get her