Jennifer Lawrence Told TWO Stories About Soiling Her Pants to David Letterman - Just Sayin'

Was there a health? Yeah, I had to cancel. But what was that? None of my business. No, I mean, I thought I had an ulcer, and it turns out it was a full sir. Yeah, I went to the emergency room. I just had this really bad pain for like three weeks. And you can't, you know, your pants so many times a day before you like have to go to the emergency room before you're like, I need to go to the hospital. Like talking to Helen Hayes. But I just did this thing yesterday called an endoscopic something where they put me to sleep. And the woman, like, it's pretty clear when you first meet me, I'm, you know, freaking head case, and I'm crazy. And so I was like in there, I was like, what are these? What does that mean? What does that say? And then they were like putting me to sleep, and I can see the stuff like coming towards me. And she's like, think someplace peaceful. Think of an island. Like, a lot of people have pleasant dreams. And the last thing I said was, I'm paralyzed. And then I just passed out. And then when I woke up, she was like, Jennifer, did you have any dreams? And I went, I dreamed there was a nuclear bomb going off. And then, like, the first, like, lucid conversation I remember having was about the Kardashians. And then I put my hand on the anesthesiologist's chest and said, will you please just promise me something? Will you promise me you'll watch Real Housewives of Beverly Hills, please? Oh my goodness. Whoa, yeah.