15 Minutes of Kardashians & Jenners ROASTING Each Other | KUWTK | E!

Who's house is this? We thought you were... I'm here for a meeting. Do you want to come inside? Possibly. I'm not literally dating anybody. But we don't know. Because we don't know anything about you. What if I actually was? Then what? Like, you bring the cameras here. It's so disrespectful. Actually, it would be on camera. If I have boundaries, respect them. Just because you love to do it, it doesn't mean you have to do it. Because she likes to show every single thing. No, I don't like to. It's just... Well, you do. Clearly. Because that's our job. It's not. That's what I'm saying. It's not our job. It's your... It's... There's... Yeah, there's a fine line. But you don't give anything. Right. You coast. I don't want to share some personal things. So you think it's fair that you just coast through the aspects? But what's important to you to share and important... I said I will not share my relationship. What's important to me is nothing. I would rather share never a thing. Okay, but I shared my breakdown crying about having anxiety. I share other things. You shared that. That happened naturally on camera. But I'm not like, turn the cameras off. This is so crazy. If they wanted privacy, I would never follow them or like expose them. Stop saying that. If people are saying something, stop trying to control their brain. She wants me to call Kenga because she doesn't care about you and I. Well, if you don't care about you and I, why do you keep on picking out all the same clothes? Yeah. I don't know what you're talking about. I've never dressed like you. Oh, is there a fight? No. But Danielle was like... When you're public... I don't care if Danielle's there. Hi, Danielle. I dress completely different than Kim. I don't think Kourtney really understands like the legwork that goes behind this. Like, I don't think anybody understands. Like, you have to really have a relationship with that designer. I've spent months and months flying to Miami to see what his vision is. So, for her to jump in, I just was like, oh, come on. She has no idea how this works. When you were here, you said Dani sent the message... Dani told me today that she sent that email. I had no idea she sent it. And she said she sent it because she knows we have completely different styles. I'm not trying to copy your looks, but on a same designer, you can't ban me from Rick Owens. When I wear men's Rick Owens. So, ask me. Say, hey, are you wearing this white Rick Owens dress? I wanted it. She might pull things. And then when it comes here, I say, no, no, no, no, no, yes, yes, yes, yes, yes. It's so ridiculous that we're even having a conversation like this. Because Kim and I have completely different styles. So, even if we wear the same designer, we wear it in a completely different way. The store may send me clothes that are more Kim's style, and I send them back. Let's call Kendall, who I actually care about her style. Kim and I just got into the biggest fight. She just was going so crazy. She's sending me the meanest text messages. You would die. She's like, you're the biggest ungrateful bitch. And I said, God, you're such a petty woman. And she's like, is that a joke? I had to intervene when your stylist pulled the nastiest clothes for you for your birthday party. No, I'm telling Sarah, this is such a joke. You look great. You look great, too. Thank you. This is such a joke. So, wait, what's happening? Basically, I got into the biggest fight with Kourtney today. Because she just is such a bitch, like on another level. So, I called Kourtney, and Kourtney's like screamed at me on the phone. Screamed at you? And was like, you think I like your style? You have the lamest style. I said, you're going to school to become a lawyer and help the world, and these are the kinds of problems you have? And she's like, you're really a miserable human being, and you keep not understanding the issue, because you all of a sudden turn into such a humanitarian and talk about the world's issues, which you've not contributed one ounce to the world. So, you f***ing fake humanitarian hoe. I actually do s*** for the world, and you f***ing fake it all day long and act like, oh, there's people dying, Kim. And what the f*** are you doing about it? So, shut the f*** up. Guys, there's the chocolate sign from the place. What the f*** are you here for? Don't chime in if you're not going to... Get on your f***ing phone call all the time. Have fun tonight. Okay, bye. You're like a waste of space in my meter right now. I'm looking at everything. You're annoying as f*** now that we're together. Like, this is what you do. You're on your phone the whole time. You're just not present. I had a ten-minute conversation with Sarah, and that's offensive. Yes, because we're only here once. When are we ever going to go back to Alcatraz? But we were sitting down in a cafeteria on a bench. Actually, I'm not doing this today, because last time in Costa Rica, I looked crazy, because I'm always the one complaining to get you guys to have fun. I'm not going to be crazy, okay? You'll be the f*** that you need to be shown. F*** you, you f***. F*** you, you f***ing little f***. What's that say? Ghirardelli chocolate? That's what I told you before, you f***. I think we need to do some soul-searching. Speak for yourself. No, you do too. That's actually not a good soul thing to say. But that's not very zen of you. I'm kidding. No, you're not. No, I am. Well, I need to just take a mental zen-ex. I am a little bit annoyingly positive. Oh, it's not annoying at all. No, but it's great. It's great. Chloe, I was just thinking, you complain a lot. What do I complain about? Everything. But you're saying I complain about true stuff when I ask the crew. I said, oh, is she in there with her luggage? She said, yeah, everything is set up. How is that complaining if someone's not telling me accurate information? I'm just, I'm more, like, chill, and so I think when you... No, no, no, are you on crack, but you're chill? Did you not hear the speech on the private plane? The plane's for hours. I think it's been a long travel day. You're critical. OK. But don't, you're telling me that I'm critical because I asked not just to be lied to about my daughter. If you get lied to about the weather, you throw a fit. God forbid it was about your child. OK. No, you're just, like, honestly, though, like... OK, then it was a misunderstanding. I help you with your kids. I do this and that. I don't have to do s***. I don't even have to f***ing be here. You're just so, like, you're telling me I'm critical? Look in the f***ing mirror. Guys, I don't have a nanny anymore. What? She said Pete was really upset. She was putting her in the car, and Penelope scratched her face, but Pete can be out of control. I think she almost, like, blacks out and, like, does these wild things, but, like, if you're a nanny, you also... I've never had... If a kid scratches you, No, but you could also say something to her in the moment. Yeah. I don't know. I think you need to reach out to her and you need to say, I am so sorry. This is so much more serious than I think you realize because I had six kids. Not one time in my entire life did anyone ever have a complaint like this. Ever. I scratched you, and I used to f***ing slap my nannies. Like, bam! But we need to take care of this before it gets too far out of control. There's nothing I could take away from her physically that she will care about. Mason I could take away. Whatever. He cares. Penelope does not care. Every kid is different. I'm sorry, but if he scratched me for no reason, I'm whipping her a**. And I'll explain to y'all later. What? I would whip her a**. You would whip Penelope's a** if she scratched you? I would give her a spanking for sure. My daughter? What the f*** are you talking about? You would whip my daughter's a** if she touched you? No, scratch me. You would whip my daughter's a** if she scratched a little six-year-old girl? What the f*** are you talking about? That's the problem. Stop it! But that's the problem. You are not going to beat my little daughter. Not beat. The f***? I would. I don't think he's meaning like beat her. He does mean that. You just said you would beat my daughter. I said whip. But lately, Kylie's been so like territorial. I'm not sure what's going on. Kris Jenner is just doing too much with my office. What office? My office that I just got and pay way too much a month. And I've spent so much time making it perfect. What? Stop. What? Me and Scott went there. Stop. Mom's been talking about these offices. I told her not to show any of you guys until I was there and could give you the grand tour. Oh, I got the grand tour, honey. So this is my office. Of course it is. I get a text on my phone every time somebody changes shifts so I know who's here and if I'm coming over to work late at night, they meet me here. This is my new photo studio. Oh my God. It's Kylie Cosmetics. How is she going to hide this when my office is done and you walk up and the door is glass, my logo? She's there in my parking spot. Like respect? Yeah, I'm just like, why are you in my parking spot? In front of everybody at the office, she's like, don't ever park in my parking space again. It's the one thing that means something to me. I've worked so hard and I'm like, oh my goodness. I was on an important call and she locked me out of the office because she needed to do her work. It makes sense because it's your office. She definitely doesn't think that. It's her office. Yeah, it's just getting out of hand. Okay, go on. She has this like entitlement. No one says anything because she's Kylie Billionaire Jenner. Listen, there's no friends and loyalty in the game of being a billionaire. It's wild over here. Definitely don't let her boss you around. You're Kris MF Jenner. You are her mother. Yeah, I'm important. I've helped build this business with Kylie and I'm older. I'm the mom. I deserve a little bit of respect. Well, in that case, I'm gonna go turn my massage chair back on. You should absolutely do whatever you gotta do. That's right. She's crazy. You gotta love her. There's really not many other options. I feel like I'm such a different person. Like, my voice was so much different. I was like, this is Kim. No way. Dumber. You're like, I'm so excited. We're doing the Hollywood Reporter. My sisters are not on the cover. It's just me. No, we're not. But they have a little, like, side thing in the back. I was like more bubbly, like, hey. No. Aren't I doing it completely right? Really? You're my Birkin, right? Yeah. Okay, thank God. Kylie, you can sit next to me, because you are my favorite. Can you make a billion dollars? I have my Kylie, my billion-dollar baby. Now, she will always be the dearest to my heart for a billion reasons. Mom, that outfit is really not flattering on you. You know what you should do to your face? You know what you should do to yours? Did my butt get smaller? I pretty much started this entire family. No one would be anywhere or anything without me. Hi, Gorge. Matthew! You're supposed to tell me when people are coming in. Hey, Khloe, can you just sit down? Sit next to Kim, I guess. I don't... Okurr! You know I invented the word okurr. Okurr! I've been saying that for years now. Oh, Kory, I thought you were never gonna get here. I would have you sit next to me, but my Birkin bag is sitting here, so do you want to sit next to my Birkin bag? I will sit next to your Birkin. Okay, Khloe, you can sit here, but I really am not into those shoes. Gorge, what's wrong with my shoes? Come on, we're stepping it up. We're stepping it up. This is 2019, guys. We're stepping it up. My pants are yeezy. My shoes are yeezy. I have seven stylists who put me in sweats and leggings, just like that effortless look, you know, but it's really a lot of effort. Matthew! Phone is not supposed to slip! Wait, you actually look like Mom. It's kind of scary. I love overlining my lips. This is how it all started. Literally, like, I just overlined my lips, and everyone was wondering what I was using. You can mix the shades. I love mixing. Oh, my God. It feels amazing on... my skin. It feels so f***ing good. Oh, my God! I'm Kylie. Oh, you look cute as Kylie. Oh, that's amazing. Thank you. Why is Kourtney so late? She's just my kid that just can't get it together. She's my one kid. She acts like she has so much to do. I know, those boundaries are wild. Oh, hi. Hi, Gorge. Kourtney. Oh, she's exciting. Yeah, well... Yeah. I'm late to dinner because I am a mom, and I could be late doing mom things. Nobody understands. Khloe used to be my favorite, but she's so far up Kim's a** that I'm just, like... I'm just, like, pushing my way through life by myself. You're doing amazing, sweetie. Amazing. Kourtney, you never show up to work, so it's just me. Yeah, Kourtney, you and your f***ing boundaries. I'm doing everything. What's work? I'm doing everything. Okay, kids, no fighting. I have no favorites. Kylie, you're my favorite. I have no favorites, but everybody get along. Why do you think I'm drunk all the time? My girls always bicker, and so I need something to take the edge off. Cheers.