I Didn't Paint It! | Frasier | Comedy Central Africa

Listen, do you really own a Paxton, or were you just blowing sunshine up old Gary's skirt? Yes, indeed, I do own a Paxton. Well, you'll be happy to know she's on line three. God, Ross, she's the preeminent neophotist of the 20th century. How could you put her on hold? Well, the phone rang. I pushed the little button. Yes, hello, Miss Paxton. Oh, I'm so sorry to have kept you waiting. Well, thank you. Yes, oh, I'm very flattered that you listened to my little show. Well, yes, I meant every word. Oh, that's lovely. I'd like to meet you, too, sometime. As a matter of fact, I'm having a few friends over for a little gathering this Friday night for some cocktails and such. Well, I suppose you're far too... You would? Oh, that's marvelous. Well, all right, that's the Elliott Bay Towers on the counterbalance. Around seven is just fine. And, well, I'll see you then. Ciao. I didn't know you were having a cocktail party. That makes two of us. Dr. Crane, I'm Martha Paxton. Oh, of course. Who else could you be? To my salon. Everyone, your attention, please. I'd like you all to welcome our guest of honor, the renowned artist, Martha Paxton. May I take your poncho? No, no, no, no, no. I never take it off at parties. Gives me an excuse not to shake hands with people. Oh, how delightfully eccentric. You must meet my brother, Niles. Oh, Niles. Miss Paxton, Dr. Niles Crane, it's an honor to shake your hand. Well, to shake anything of yours is an honor. Where did you hang my painting? I'm always curious to know how people live with my work. Live with my work? I love that phrase. If you would write this way, please. I think this is the perfect spot for an ideal viewing. Oh, God, I've waited so long for this moment. I'm just going to stand back and let you describe your work. Elegy in green, in your own words. The way you insinuate the palette but never lean on it. You've captured the zeitgeist of our generation. It is the most perfect canvas it has ever been my privilege to gaze upon. I mean, one can only imagine what inspired you to paint it. I didn't paint it. Of course you didn't. You created it. You gave birth to it. I didn't do anything to it. I never saw this painting before in my whole life. And you thought I was going to embarrass you? Good night, Seattle! We love you!