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Okay, guys, I'm making this video because I discovered what I think is probably the
best video on the entire internet created from China.
Today I present to you, Chollywood.
It's Chinese copycat Bollywood style action films, over the top special effects, bizarre
plots and everything else in between.
Never in my life have I seen something so beautifully done.
Such beautiful plot points, intricate set designs, visual great storytelling, you know,
all those things, Oscar worthy.
Fast and Furious has nothing, got nothing on this.
Then Diesel and his family's got nothing on this.
I present to you, Ajay Patel and his Chinese van adventure.
So this is a plot about something to do with criminals.
And this is our hero, I assume.
All right.
You know what?
Already this is special effects Oscar winner 2025.
Look at those moves.
Okay, we got to stop right here.
Look at look at his costume design.
Okay, this is again, you know, I'm not an expert in film production, but look at this.
You got the classic white wife beater underneath.
You got the mustache.
You got the semi long hair.
You got the aviators, right?
And you got the bright color.
It's so good.
It's it's like Bollywood, but China, Chollywood.
Okay, so the video is not sponsored by BMW.
I assume it's not.
Okay, part of me thinks that this is like all done in green screen.
But I also feel like they actually went on location.
Oh my God.
He's got the golden shoes.
Oh, that's so good.
Here comes the bad guys.
Oh my God.
Mini RPG.
Wait, so they became allies?
The hell?
Oh my God, not the Charlie crew.
Okay, I have to say so far the music, the BGM has been on point.
Okay, sound design again.
This is Oscar worthy performance right here from the whole crew.
Oh no.
Wow, so we had the mini climax, right?
Now we're in the, you know, the down part of the movie where, you know,
the protagonist is facing some really life threatening situation.
He's got a car out of it.
The temporary win for the for the other guys.
What do you call those protagonists and the antagonists?
So this guy was a race driver.
Then he became a race guide on top of the van.
Now he is the king of car modding.
Oh my God, the music is so good.
Oh my God.
Is that the fart acceleration mode?
The fart engine?
Am I watching?
He jacks from the seat.
Wow.
Ha ha ha ha.
Ten years.
Do you remember?
Oh no.
Wait, what's with all this hemorrhoids?
Like I swear it's in every plot.
Like every Chinese film, there's something about hemorrhoids.
There's a type C now.
Oh my God.
Royal Highness, the overlord.
Great movie.
Okay.
So my overall critiques of the movie.
Positives.
100%.
Negatives.
Zero.
Plot was, you know, five stars.
It's on point.
There is a lot of twists and turns.
A lot of unexpected developments.
You know, you have this entire journey with the protagonist from beginning to end.
And you realize the hard journey he went through.
You know, being the king of fumes.
Sound design was super on point.
The music was great.
I would say better than Hans Zimmer.
And in terms of the special effects, you know, this is something that even Disney doesn't have the budget for.
In terms of costume, perfect.
100% again.
So I give this movie overall a 10 out of 10.
And I think we need to nominate it for Oscar, Emmy, Nobel, you know, whatever it is.
Hot dogs, Peabody, whatever you want to do with it, you know?
Okay, but yeah, this is a masterpiece.
