Aaron Judge has home run taken away & Enmanuel Valdez is tagged out for calling time | Weekly Dumb

My name is Jimmy. His name is Jake. This guy is big dumb. And Nick Ramos or Ramos is our most recent Substack subscriber. Thank you to him. Jake, how do you do? Right, Jim Snack. I'm doing all right. MLB had a big weekend. Fair foul. Bizarre tags. Collision, Spanish for collisions. Yeah, I got to got to the computer today and I was like, there is a lot of [ __ ] we got to break down. and I thought I'd crowdsource it from the weekly dumb community. There were two fair or foul disputes. One Aaron Judge home run. What do you got? Fair. Fair. I Yeah, I don't know how deep we want to dive. You don't have the perfect camera angle only cuz the Rays are playing at a minor league stadium and the foul doesn't go high enough. But it looks a lot like a home run. You don't have a good camera angle, which is bizarre cuz one camera angle tells one story, the other tells the other story, and they're both bad angles. The other one is this ground ball. Josh Jung, this one's wild. It ends the game. He doesn't run it out because he thinks it's foul. What do you guys got at home? That ball. Fair or foul? Three, two, one. Fair. Yeah. Yeah. But it's wild. It's snakes. Run it out, Josh. That's what my mom always says. These ones are more bizarre. Wyatt Langford again. Rangers Dodger series. He's tagged out at second. The call stands. the behind the back scene from center field. I'm interested to get in the lab and and sync the angles up. I think they got this one wrong. Wyatt, I believe they got wrong. I think he's safe uh from the two angles I've seen. Manuel Valdez just I mean out but hurt. Kind of like American sports culture gets it wrong. Yes. He slides into third. He hurts his left shoulder. Yes. And he's holding on to the base with his right. He's looking at the ump trying to call time, trying to get his attention and then takes his hand as you can see just to call time and they retag him out. Then the ump like steps on his hand and calls him out right in his face. In cricket and other sports they would say like we don't want that like he was hurt and in America we don't really do that and he's also calling time. He's asking for time. I don't like that one at all. I don't know if they need to revise the rules or something but I don't like that one at all. Edgree, what do you guys got? Jim, there was some breakdowns there, but this almost breakdown hits a lot of keyyn notes for everyone in this room, even Zack and his dark side. We had a minor league baseball game that had the same exact play, and it is a bizarre play. It's a ricochet play, right? Same inning, right? Same count. Yes. Was it 1-1 count? I don't know. You guys are looking at it. 13. Same number of outs, same pitch speed, and then the exact same deflection off the third baseman. short stop, grabs it with the glove, throws it to first, they get the out. This is bizarre. When I clicked this, I was like, "Oh man, I I feel bad for that one team." Happened for both sides. Yeah, they did the old switcheroo. You get one, I get one. Uh, this is perfect. Fair is fair. They should have said a prayer after this. Yeah, like both teams should have had a moment. More sports, please. This more sports hits close to home. Uh, not only is it my women's tennis, but it's also a smelly situation. Harriet Dart. 3 2 1 3.3 big gap. Oh, big gap. Her opponent, Lois Boy. I don't follow as closely as I'd like. We had a situation where Dart was calling out the young French woman on her smell. She said, um, she smells really bad. Can you tell her to drink to the judge or the ref? Yeah. This wasn't just like to smack talk. This is crazy to me cuz you're pretty far away from each other in tennis. They do switch sides, so maybe the smell lingered. That's crazy, too. That would also be The whole thing's a little crazy. Tough for the other girl that this is a headline. It's tough both ways cuz Dart, who calls this out, loses pretty badly. If she's winning, she doesn't say it. And I think she's 28 and the other girl's 21. So, you just feel like an old kind of hater. Yeah, but smelly people will smell. Maybe this turns into an ad deal. Maybe there's something positive that comes from this. They say baseball is a marathon, not a sprint. And that's great news for us because there are so many games to bet on. Don't miss a second of the action with my partners at DraftKings Sportsbook. Right now, all new customers who bet just $5 will get $200 in bonus bets instantly when you use code JM Sports. So download the DraftKings Sportsbook app now. New customers use code JM Sports. Bet just $5 on any wager and get 200 in bonus bets instantly. That's code JM Sports only at DraftKings sports book. The crown is big dums. This not sports is Zach's favorite story of the year. This not sports is a short film about Mitchell O'Brien and Brienne Sika who are co-workers and kind of maybe dating talking. A lot of people call that they were hunting for Leland Bluestones and planning to catch the sunset over Lake Michigan. A date. A date. And then O'Brien just sank into the ground. He was walking normally in hard wet sand at the waterline and the next he sunk up to his waistline. He's just stuck. It looks like you It looks like she buried him way deep in a gag. Can I say something for our audio only listeners for the Weekly Dumb that don't exist. If you're like, "Wo, sinkhole scary. There's not an ounce of fear on this man's face." And there are audio only listeners to the dumb. It's people significant others that are on the other side of the couch and are like, "Turn that off." Phoning. They're losing service. 911 hangs up on him because they mistake him for a telemarketer. tough look for 911 on that one. Then they both get through to 911 at the same time and he says, "I think my girlfriend's trying to call too." And she at the same time about 20 ft away says, "My boyfriend is stuck in the sand." At that point, they became a couple. They had not discussed it. They had not put labels on it. And then because he's stuck waist deep, his boner gets restricted. What was that? Just reading the article. That's we have different articles. That was literally the first time we defined our relationship. It happened on two separate 911 operators. And I was trying to fast forward cuz they have to get married now. They're tied. They're tied to this story. I was going to say like how do you do it? It's they're going to take the easy way out as they always do on the wedding cake. He's just going to be pushed in. Oh, that's funny. They weren't going to do that until right now and someone's going to send that to him and Mitch O'Brien just gets pushed down the wedding cake. So they didn't find the blue lagoons they were looking for. Blue Lagoon. That's my impression of him. Brother and sister making out, bumping uglies. Blue Lagoon. You like that stuff? No. Said maybe not like incest, right? That's what you want more. No. No. No. It's a round up. A monkey and puppy have become friends living in the trees together. This monkey kidnaps puppies and everyone's cool with it. And I'm not. Two Belgian teenagers were charged Tuesday with wildlife piracy after they were found with 5,000 ants packed into test tubes. They said, "We didn't know this was illegal. We're just having fun." Speedy Gonzalez has been arrested in Georgia for shoplifting over 20K at Walmart. USC and UCLA will be competing in the world's first sperm race on April 25th. You can buy tickets and you can make bets. After a successful experiment, Italian courts have ruled that prisoners will now have access to sex rooms. 19-year-old Joshua Low sent an email to Carnival Cruises that said, "Hey, I think someone might have a bomb on your Sunrise cruise ship." Because he wanted his girlfriend to come home early because he didn't want to watch her pets anymore. He has been arrested. Lot of love. Thank you for tuning in. Right, left, right, right, right. Oh, middle. I tried. That was a weekly dumb. I mean, I was also thinking of your uh your catcher who dropped the same popup twice, but in different fashion last week. Oh, yeah. Yeah. Um he's got a crazy uh name. Los Angeles. I forget what team it was, right? Was it the Yankee? It was a Yankees game. Diddler drops, right? That was it. Dingler. Dingler. Dylan Dingler drops. Yeah, the Dingle drops. Who's he play for? Tigers. Tigers. Terrible name. You think it's cool at first and you're like, "No, that name sucks." Diddler. That's what he gets called. Who's touched you?