Sara HATES her Date's Beard😬 | First Dates USA

I hate beards. Really? Do you hate my beard? I just hate beards, period. I have the biggest beard in the house. You definitely do. Like an old tree man. Okay. Like, okay, come here. Come close. Oh, so cute. I'm drunk. Okay, if it was like this, I wouldn't even care. Maybe no mustache. Or trimmed mustache. What's up, guys? The beard's back for another date. Woody is back and hungry for another chance at love. After an unsuccessful first date, he's hoping the second time's the charm. Normally I'm a little bit more fit than this, but I had surgery and I can't... What'd you have surgery on? I was so curious about those things. How do you feel about mud? Weird. Like a mud mask? Will you go camping for a weekend and not take a shower? No. I don't... No. You're back. I'm back, you know? My first date, it was good. We had a good time. Like your shirt. Dressed up a little bit nicer this time, but she told me that she had Botox and that she had collagen and that she had fake boobies and that's all well and good, but I'm looking for someone who is just comfortable with themselves. A southern girl fresh from teaching abroad, Sarah is ready to meet a man she can unpack with permanently. I want a good old American boy. And you are? Sarah. Hey, Sarah. I am oftentimes the girl who approaches men in the bar. Please follow me. I usually end up getting what I go after. Hello. Hi. How are you doing? Good. I'm Woody. I'm Sarah. Nice to meet you, Sarah. Very nice to meet you. You wanna have a seat, grab a drink? I would love to have a seat. Excellent. What are you drinking? That would be a Woodford and ginger. What do you like to drink? I'm gonna go with the French 75. Sarah. Sarah Lynn. Sarah Lynn, that's pretty southern. Where are you from? I currently live in Nashville, but I'm from Maryland. I'm in Nashville by way of West Virginia. Okay. Sliding all over this chair right now. I'm gonna stand up and adjust myself in a somewhat unladylike way. It's alright. Okay. Are we good? We're in one piece? Hop on back in there. Okay. Cheers. Cheers to Nashville. To Nashville. After returning to the First Dates restaurant for a second chance at love, Woody is hoping Sarah is a better fit. You're probably like 5'6". I'm 5'10". 5'10"? Really? I'm 6' on the dot and I've got like 2 inches with my boots. Back to back. We're gonna do this. You just touched my butt. There's some head there. You're in heels. I'm in heels. Man heels. It's even. Finding a man is kind of like going to a dog shelter. They're all such puppies. They're so endearing and cute. But then some of them, you bring them home and they'll pee all over your house. I believe you have a little bit of lipstick on the tip of your nose. Thank you. I appreciate that. You kind of got it. It's gone. Everywhere else is immaculate. You're put together. Like a China doll. China dolls are too delicate. You're not a China doll. That's true. So I had been living overseas for the past few years. Turkey, Vietnam, and Australia. I have this thirst for the travel. I traveled a lot. I saw so much of Southeast Asia. That's awesome. I'm a very adventurous eater. I will try pretty much anything. If someone gets cheese pizza or chicken tenders, I'll be like, ugh, come on now. Okay, so here's a really super strange question for you. Absolutely. Would you ever try human meat? Absolutely. I wouldn't kill someone. I'm not saying I would go out and eat a ton of it, but if someone was like, you want to taste what a person tastes like? I'll go, absolutely. You want me to taste this? Oh my god, yes. Okay. Some exotic restaurant in Laos. And they're like, would you like human? And it's like, yeah, you kill it out back. There we go. Give me a piece of that. How would you like that prepared? Rare. I feel like that's a good sign, because most people would probably like, run out the door at this point. Absolutely. Not the conversation we should be having on a first date. As their date ends, Woody and Sarah make some surprising confessions. This is the second date I've taken to this restaurant. Get out. Everything I wanted out of the first one, you gave me out of the second one. Seriously. Aww. I mean, you're great. You're totally great, but No, seriously, tell me the but. I hate beards. Really? Do you hate my beard? I just hate beards, period. I have the biggest beard in the house. You definitely do. Like an old tree man. Okay. Like, okay, come here. Come close. Oh, thank you. Good job. Okay, if it was like this, I wouldn't even care. Maybe no mustache. Or trimmed mustache. Hey. Hello. How are you doing? Good. Good. How are you? I'm doing great. Straight up, I'll tell you. You are a natural woman. You guys best each other again? Yeah. Yeah? Yeah. I'll see you again. I'll see you again. Absolutely. Let me shave your beard. Not a chance. But let's and I guess this is it. This is the end of it. Take your card. Well, thank you for paying for dinner. Not a problem. Bye-bye, guys. Thank you. No, come on. You have to give me more than that if you want to stay. You don't like that, girls? It's weird. It's weird? There's nothing we can do. Nope.