Dwayne Johnson Wants Jimmy Kimmel to Deliver His Baby

All right. I'm looking at you and I'm just imagining what it would look like if I wore that sweater. It would look amazing. It would look like I bought half a sack of potatoes. And bumps and lumps in areas. In all the wrong places. How are you doing? I'm doing great, man. It's good to see you. It's very good to see you, too. The last time you were here was in December. Yes. And at that time, you announced that you and your girlfriend were having another baby. Yeah, baby number two. So now we're five months later. Yep. Where's the baby? Well, it was, well, it came early, actually. Oh, congratulations. So this past Sunday. Oh, wow. How about that? So this past Sunday, we're sleeping at about 2 o'clock in the morning. She wakes me up and she's like, hey, we got to get up. I'm having the baby. And it was like a full-on, full-tilt boogie going 100 miles an hour, grabbing the backpacks that we had prepared, making the calls that I had to make. We're going to the hospital, jumping in the car, making sure the nanny came over to watch the other baby that we have, making sure the dog is taken care of. I mean, it was this whole thing. We get in the car, and as soon as I'm backing up, she's like, April Fool's. That's horrible. Yes. Wait a minute. She's like, April Fool's. Your girlfriend is insane. It's an insane thing to do. It's crazy. It's so insane. Literally, that story I just told you is complete bulls**t. What? She didn't do it? So April Fool's. Thank you very much. It's too late for April Fool's. April Fool's doesn't last a whole month. That's not fair. It's all month long. But it was a good story. So you're alert then to that sort of thing, that if that were to happen, you probably would not have been tricked. I'm ready to go. You're ready to go? Yes, I'm ready to go. Will you fly in a helicopter like one of your movies and deliver the baby, and then fly off, or how will it work? Fly off, look at the camera, the baby's a girl. Yes, but I'm ready. You're on a promotional tour right now. Are you going to other countries? Well, that's the thing. So the truth is, we're probably expecting probably within the next two weeks. Oh. Yeah, so I'm on code red, high alert. I have to go. We went to the baby doctors today. Everything is good and looking great. Good. And so now this Friday I have to go to Shanghai. You can't go to Shanghai. I have got to go. But we have an understanding. That's the thing. You in Shanghai or you and your girlfriend? Me and Shanghai have a wonderful, because we go way back. As of now, the plan is that I am going. Because as of now, the doctor said it looks like we're going to be okay. The baby should be born when it's due, which is April 25th. Okay. So we'll see. All right. Yes, so we'll see. Wow. That's pretty crazy. Thank you. I mean, we're taking a chance here. We're taking a shot. No kidding. I have to go to Shanghai, then I have to go to London for Rampage, and then I finally come back. And then what? When the baby graduates high school, you'll be there? But here's the thing. In the event that I can't, especially in Shanghai, right, because it's not like I can get back right away. No. I'm going to need a very good friend of mine. I'm going to need a doula who's going to help me deliver. And, well, it's got to be you. Well, I would love to be the doula. Yeah. Listen, can I be honest with you? Yeah. I'd be more than happy to fill in for you. I will wear one of your outfits, the whole thing. I'll get in there. I'll scrub real good. I know how to wash my hands really, really well. It'll be perfect. And then stay up here, though. One thing I will not do is cut the umbilical cord. That, I'm against. Would you cut the umbilical cord? Oh, it was right there. You did. Yeah, not me. No. Because it's patronizing. They're like, to me, it's like being the mayor, and you're cutting a ribbon, and they're going to begin, you know. It's like, you know what? I don't want to screw up my kid's belly button. That's why. Ah, I see. I don't want to be the one. They have some weird meaty belly button for their whole lives. And they're like, thanks again, Dad, for the great job doing this. I said, you know what? That's left to the professionals. Got it. Wow. OK, so, wow, this is a big month for you. It's a big month. Yeah, it's very exciting. It really is a big month. Congratulations on making it to the end of a YouTube video. Why not celebrate by clicking the Subscribe button? You earned it.