Episode #220!

It's the Rob Carson show are you ready to be pod smacked? Now here's Rob Carson. Hello everyone and welcome to episode number 220 of the Rob Carson show podcast Also for those watching on Liberty one TV the 11th of December Video pad podcast welcome to the show if you are listening on iTunes iHeartRadio tune in Google Plus Google Play YouTube and whatnot episode number 220 and we're glad to have you as a part of it and again Liberty one TV Thank you for joining me tonight I just got some statistics about 400,000 views a month on Liberty one TV, which I think is a nice start I really want to thank you guys for Supporting us for watching my show for watching some of the other guys on the show and and girls as well, by the way And if you haven't joined, I really wish you would it's just 33 cents a day $10 a month at $99 a year. 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You don't want nothing on them They're fantastic dot pretzels comm and if you if you write them and you want to put a note in there say hey Well, I saw you on Liberty one TV or I heard you on the Rob Carson show podcast DOT s pretzels calm So I want to open the show with a couple of comments about race in this country and I'm tired of being called a racist and I'm tired of being called a number of things that I'm not because of who I voted for I'm tired of being told that if I don't support an onerous EPA that I want dirty water and I want and I want children to die I'm tired of being told that if I don't support government health care that I want people to die and I want old people to die I'm tired of being told that because I don't support three meals a day at school that I want children to starve I think there should be some parental responsibility and feeding your kids And I'm tired of being told that because I voted for Donald Trump that I'm a racist or a white supremacist or Any one of a number of charges Over the weekend Donald Trump went to a civil rights museum dedication in the state of Mississippi US representatives John Lewis and Bernie Thompson stayed away Citing the attendance of Donald Trump They said Trump's attendance at this and his hurtful policies are an insult to the people portrayed in the Civil Rights Museum Show me how his policies of hell have hurt african-americans Please show me the struggles represented to this museum exemplify the truth of what really happened in, Mississippi President Trump's disparaging comments about women the disabled Immigrants and the National Football League players disrespect the efforts of Fannie Lou Hamer Aaron Henry Medgar Evers blah blah blah countless others who had given all their all for Mississippi to be a better place We encourage all Mississippians and Americans to visit the historical Civil Rights Museum. Just not this weekend Lewis of course questioned whether Trump was a legitimate president after he boycotted Trump's administration or his his inauguration This is purely political this is purely political and to Not only label the president of the United States as some sort of a racist He's also inferring that you voted for Donald Trump for because of all of those things and none of those things are true I want you to think about You know some of the great civil rights leaders of the of the 60s that did some amazing things of course Martin Luther King jr. number one up there Representative John Lewis was one of the one of the people who were as injured on the Selma March over the bridge And you know, thank you for doing that but I want you to look at the last 40 years 50 years actually a Democrat policies and Where the african-american family is now nothing against the civil rights movement in the house in the south certainly It was something that needed to happen, and I we all know we're glad that it happened but if you look at the the decay of the african-american family you look at the The number of abortions a number of babies aborted in the african-american community over six million babies, you know when you talk about African-americans are a minority. I mean imagine if all these Planned Parenthood clinics that are usually in bad neighborhoods in fact almost exclusively and Neighborhoods that are largely african-american and generally they are poverty-stricken. That's why I say bad bad neighborhoods But Planned Parenthoods are located in those areas and Margaret Sanger was a was a racist And she wanted to exterminate black people and she wanted to exterminate minorities and she's smiling up from hell right now But imagine of all those babies would have been born and all of those families would have stayed together and all of those Babies had babies and grandchildren when you look at the poverty in this country you look at 70% of African-american kids are being raised in single-family homes in the inner cities you look at the abortion rate above 50% In cities around the country with regard to having babies you look at the number of people who are having Children and multiple children with multiple mothers and multiple fathers out of wedlock you look at the fact that a lot of kids inner-city kids are are Shredded by their classmates for succeeding when they are successful You look at the decay of the african-american culture in inner cities with regard to gang violence with regard to Music and media And then when kids actually try to fight do well they're made fun of They're called names When they people try to leave a the Democrat Party and they're african-american they're called names. They're called uncle Tom's So they effectively have to continue to support the failed Policies of the the Democrat Party what if the Democrat? What is the Democrat Party done for? African-americans in this country other than giving them the least the least Kind of a shame. It's kind of a shame, but it doesn't stop Democrats and liberals from calling conservatives Racist KKK members Don jealous was on MSNBC. I guess he's some sort of a pundit and he was talking about Donald Trump and then again when you hear things like this by by pundits about Donald Trump realized that he's also talking about Those who voted for the president Here's what he had to say about Donald Trump with regard to the Civil Rights Museum And what he's done to boost the KKK in this country You cannot say that you want a more just and more free future when you have your own DOJ No, you're not all they want to do is make sure that the vote is fair that every vote is counted and people don't cheat That's what it's all about That's what it's all about you freaking fool And you know what calling for an ID when you vote is not a big deal You need a friggin ID to turn the electricity on in your house You need a friggin ID if you want to cash a check or you want to go even deposit a check at a bank You need a freaking ID so when you say that African Americans are somehow Disadvantaged when they're asked to present an ID when they vote What you're doing is you are expecting the least from people and that's much more racist much more racist than asking for one Like what like how like how What are you talking about have you seen the the unemployment numbers for African Americans in this country they're going through the ceiling They're going through the ceiling The president asked NFL players not because of their color to stand during the national anthem And he said if you don't stand up fire the son of a bitch That's not racist. That's respect for the country. There's never been anything wrong with standing for the national anthem Millions of African Americans and Asians and every nationality this country is a is a melting pot Millions have stood for that anthem and wept with joy There was nothing wrong with it It's not racist to stay get off your ass and stand for the anthem and give aid and comfort to the KKK Than any one person I could name really okay, right, okay? KKK by the way thought you should know The KKK was created by a Democrat the KKK was a Democrat organization That's what it was it was created by Democrats Jim Crow created by Democrats always has been a Democrat proposition and the Democrat Party is as racist as anyone right now with its policies keeping people down Giving them the the minimum that they can expect the minimum in life, so they'll get their votes It is it is absurd it is ridiculous to say these things about Donald Trump and the KKK And it's an insult to you and me And you know if that doesn't work. You know that doesn't work. You just call Republicans Nazis You just you just say that the America that we know is is heading towards Nazi Germany because after all right we've got we've got Nazis in the White House If you listen to several Democrat politicians, we got white supremacists in the White House if you listen to Democrat politicians So why shouldn't Barack Obama at a meeting of mayor's talk about how we're headed in that direction? 20s or 30s Vienna in the late 1920s or 30s that looked pretty sophisticated with the music and the art Literature and science that was emerging it would continue to perpetuate and then 60 million people died and an entire world was plunged into Chaos Got to pay attention you got a vote now I don't remember if you remember his acceptance of the nomination in 2007 you remember that You remember that he? One venue wasn't big enough, so we had to rent out an entire stadium outdoor stadium in Denver And they put up these big marble looking columns They had banners They had music Had a leader who was whipping the crowd into a frenzy and people holding their hands above their heads You remember that? At Barack Obama's acceptance of the nomination you don't remember that People weren't doing this no no no no they were doing this they were doing this They were showing their devotion with an O in the air Now I ask you who more resembles Nazi Germany It's absurd to make the comparison Absurd to make these comparisons. I want to move on to something else today because this bothered me Sarah Silberman is a is a just a pretty awful person I've Some people find her funny. That's cool. You know if you find her funny. That's cool I think she probably does have a sense of humor, but she has a show called Apparently there's a show called. I love you America with Sarah Silberman and this is Guess there's one more episode in the show, and I haven't seen the show, but when you hear what she has to say about Or her opening monologue in the latest episode talks about her ex-boyfriend Putting up a flag in the front yard that she was at his house And he went out one morning and put up the American flag, and this is where She exposes not only her own hatred of America, and it is hatred of America it Legitimately is it's not hatred of nationalism. It is hatred for the country it runs rampant in this country On the left they hate what America is they hate what it's always stood for I don't know why there is a self-loathing Left in this country. I don't know why there are Jewish people who hate Israel I don't know why there are There are People who live in this country who hate everything. It's based on even though. They've they've reaped the rewards of living here Including that of the First Amendment which Sarah Silverman was able to use When she said this monologue, and I'm gonna interrupt it periodically But here she is talking about how she was frightened by the American flag going up in her boyfriend's front yard I had a boyfriend many years ago He was my first boyfriend who had his own house and one day I went outside to see what he was doing and he was a Hoisting an American flag up the flagpole in his front yard, and I instantly felt very weird It didn't make sense, but I felt this feeling of like I felt scared. Yeah, I felt. Why would you feel scared? at the American flag going up Every people in every country in the world They have flags of their nations. They hoist them proudly they bring them out at at celebrations, and it's not because they think that It's just a sign of where you're from They think that their nation at least some of them think that their nation is the best They really think it's the best a little bit more from Sarah Silverman I've got a lot of thoughts on this scared, and so I was like what are you doing, and he said? Raising the flag and this is where you should have just broken up with her You should have just said you know what the hell's wrong with you And I was like why and he's like um because I love America, and I was like Right right she says like a lot worse but inside I was shaken and Then I calmly walked to my car, and I got inside and I called my sister Susie to tell her what happened now Maybe you're thinking. What do you mean? What happened nothing happened your boyfriend put an American flag up at his own house Yeah, no you're totally right. I had no idea why I was freaking out I just I had this very visceral reaction and my sister who knows because she's a rabbi in Israel explained to me She was like dude Nationalism is innately terrifying for Jews think about it, okay? in Israel They require compulsory military service Nationalism is alive and well in Israel It has to be because if it isn't They don't survive They're surrounded by their enemies flags marching blind allegiance, okay again compulsory military service Compulsory military service in Israel these things tend to ring a bell for us Right of course duh it made sense. No it doesn't make any sense. You know why you dumb I'll I'll reserve the word I have several of them several of them Sarah Silverman would not be alive today And who knows how many of the Jewish faith would be alive today had proud Americans who Salute the flag went overseas To take out Adolf Hitler and end his takeover of a large part of the earth a lot of American soldiers went over there and saved a lot of lives and liberated a lot of death camps and Then when they left they paid to rebuild the country There are a lot of bodies on foreign shores There are a lot of bodies buried in Germany and France and other places Because we were instrumental in saving the world and saving the Jewish people So why this stupid cow of Satan? Would be threatened by the United States flag is beyond me But she clearly is not a student of history If she ever was a student of anything because she's stupid She's stupid a lot of young men died 18 19 years old Defeating Adolf Hitler ending the Holocaust the Holocaust would have grown I Doubt very few of Sarah Silverman's relatives would be around and I also doubt she would be around And I certainly doubt There would be a Jewish state There you go For what it's worth Speaking of which I had a conversation about Donald Trump acknowledging Jerusalem as the capital of Israel And I was with a bunch of very left-of-center people including one Jewish woman who was against it was against it I was like, okay. Well, why? And she said they should divide the capital Palestine blah blah blah Israel has always claimed that Jerusalem is its capital The Palestinian people for the last 70 years have Not been oppressed by the Jewish people the Palestinian people have sat fomenting hate and rage a lot of them against the state of Israel for being and they are supported by Many other Arabic states That support them and support the end of Israel and the death of Jewish people. I said the reason why Well, first of all, they didn't realize that their heroes Barack Obama Donald not Donald Trump Barack Obama Hillary Clinton bill Clinton at all called for Jerusalem to be the capital of Israel They didn't realize that now Donald Trump put together a video here it is. Here's Donald Trump. They put together a video I guess it's kind of a It gets paid for a pro Trump pack with regard to previous presidents Donald Trump was the first person who actually made good on the promise. Here's the ad Jerusalem is still the capital of Israel and must remain an undivided city Never done continue to say that Jerusalem will be the capital of Israel didn't do anything said that before and I will say it again We will move the American Embassy to the eternal capital of the Jewish people Jerusalem Therefore I have determined That it is time to officially recognize Jerusalem as the capital of Israel While previous presidents have made this a major campaign promise They failed to deliver. Yep today. I am delivering and he did and Any excuse to set the world on fire? The Palestinians and many of the radical Arab states are protesting they never did stop They never did stop killing Jews. They never did stop taking money that we send the people of Palestine to martyr their children because the PLO offers a reward when you blow yourself up and You kill some Jews they do If that's not a reason to make a Jerusalem the capital of Israel, but I don't know what is This is the first time that American president Followed through with the promise 20 years is too long to say it's going to happen Donald Trump said It's happening, baby and things just suddenly got real real for the people of Israel and for the people who hate Israel I Think it's pretty cool. I think So, let me ask you this You've got a bakery and you Are a Christian and you decide that you don't feel comfortable Serving or creating a wedding cake for a gay couple because it goes against your Christian belief right now we have a case in front of the Supreme Court about this Discrimination Montel Williams calls it the new Jim Crow the new Jim Crow what's going on at this? bakery and You'll notice that that no Muslim bakeries have been picked on Did you notice that I mean honestly think about it. I'm sure there are plenty of halal Bakeries or or butchers or whatever, but they're owned by Muslims do you suppose they would bake a cake for a gay wedding? I think not But people like to pick on Christians in this country They like to pick on Christianity like they like to pick on Christmas Plenty of that going around. Oh, by the way before the end of the broadcast I have special gift for you today a piece of satire. I wrote a little while back about about Washington DC and Christmas I'm gonna put a different piece of Christmas comedy that I've written over the years for Rush Limbaugh and others I'm gonna sprinkle them throughout the the next few weeks Before we go into Christmas. I've got a bunch of stuff trust me I've written a lot of stuff about Christmas some political some not political just good Christmas stuff So what happens though if you? You make known that you're a Republican What what happens if you know if you make known that you are a Donald Trump supporter, and you go into a coffee shop? And they say we don't serve your kind here Well apparently that's what happened Fordham University college Republicans decided to go into student run coffee shop Rodrigues coffee house Student run organization on campus the club has adopted a safe space policy and is intent on enforcing it now It's a safe space right? I'm sure they would have no problem having members of the Antifa come in right because they're leftists They're violent mob of leftists who've been known to hurl bottles of concrete or cans of concrete a police urine bombs fecal bombs bring pepper spray In Charlottesville they were rumored to have had fentanyl and they were going to Rub it on the cop's skin to cause them to become violently ill or even die That's why the police stayed out of it because they expected violence from the left But apparently they have a problem with Republicans going in because that violates their safe space well, it's not really a safe It's a safe space for opposing ideas It's not a safe space because you feel physically threatened It's not a safe space because somebody's going to attack you these safe spaces are being used To keep opposing ideas away It's really pretty sick when you think about it. Here's a little bit of the video These guys shot as the the manager of the coffee shot basically attacked them told them they had five minutes four minutes three minutes to leave And then of course she brands them Nazis because they're Trump supporters Don't try to outsmart me don't you have to be smart? You are threatening the integrity of our club this is a community standard You are wearing hats that completely violate safe spaces The hat say make America great again, they don't say beat up leftists They don't say White supremacist they say make America great again, which is the Then the by the way, they were testing this club and then they were proven, right? This club is a is a bigoted closed-minded leftist establishment Okay Okay, so why why are you kicking us out fascism and Nazism and Then this goes unchallenged Around the country. I mean we just heard from Barack Obama saying that the the Country was headed the way of Vienna before World War two before the Nazis came in It had people are allowed to get away with this and don't forget. This is Talking about you and me if you voted for Donald Trump if you if you have a conservative idea That's what they're calling you and nobody's calling them out. They can just get away with it. It's ridiculous. It's absolutely ridiculous. I Wish they'd sue their asses off. I really do by the way, here are some of the the Rules in this coffee shop, and I don't know why the hell you'd go to this coffee shop But what unless you're a rabid leftist and you don't want to hear anybody else's ideas Which I ran into Saturday night at a Christmas party Do not make assumptions about someone's gender sexuality race class or experiences be aware of your own identity I am yeah, I am while being considerate of the personhood of your peers. Okay, whatever I'm just here to get a frickin cup of coffee Be mindful of the ways in which your words and actions impact other be aware of the boundaries of other space physical or otherwise Okay, great. Go sit down on your other place there and eat drink and drink your cup of coffee I'm gonna sit over here. I'm not even gonna talk to you. I won't even make eye contact now And respect their consent Consent for what? No racism, no sexism. No homophobia man Says if you feel that someone has transgressed this policy wants you to feel comfortable confronting them Or approaching a member behind the counter who is available as a resource to assist you Honestly, what is just a bunch of complete a-holes absolutely ridiculous So tomorrow is the the race in Alabama Roy Moore is of course running for a Senate seat against a Very left of center Democrat. Apparently Roy Moore is now behind in one poll by about ten points. I Don't even know what to believe at this point Roy Moore was up by seven last week and I'm gonna tell you right now He said over the weekend. He says that the allegations about me are completely false. I did not date underage women I did not molest anyone and so these allegations are false He spoke to the voice of Alabama politics on Sunday He said I said I did not know of any of the women who have charged me with the Sexual allegation of molestation and I did not know any of the women when I saw these pictures on Advertisements of my opponent. I did not recognize any of these people. I do not know them. I don't know what to believe. I know that when his In the primary Last name strange. I'm drawing a blank on the guy's name who's running against Roy Moore Roy Moore in a winning Luther stranger He spent millions of dollars on op research opposition research on Roy Moore and none of this came up Why just why is that? I just want to know why is that? Why would none of that come up? If if you're you are going balls out against your opponent, why would none of these women be found? why weren't there if this is so flagrant that he dated so many underage women that they Supposedly kept him from going into a mall because of which by the way, the mall manager says not I wasn't the case You know, we know that there was a yearbook that he supposedly signed and the person Beverly Nelson admitted That the she changed and added some things to the yearbook signature with regard to Roy Moore So, I don't know. I don't know what to believe. I I've I believe Would probably tend to believe that he liked teenage girls In the 1970s of the early 80s. I think he liked teenage girls He said he never dated anyone. He'd Not gotten her mother's approval from which I thought was kind of creepy. That was the interview with John Hannity So do I give a full-throated endorsement of Roy Moore? No, no And and I hope there is an investigation when it gets in the Congress and then if we find out something if we find out this Is true then he needs to be replaced, but the seat is important right now The seat is important right now Terry soul representative of Alabama Said that not only is you know voting for Roy Moore voting for you know Child molester and now of course the the Republican Party the they're the party of child molesters, you know Bill Clinton was you know the president and Democrats the Democrat Party didn't become the the party of screwing and getting PJs from interns in the White House or sexually assaulting women in hotel rooms while the State troopers stood outside the door Didn't ever happen only happens when it's a Republican Party and the whole Republican Party is not voting for Roy Moore the people of Alabama Who are Republican and who believe in him they're voting for? Here she is talking not only about that But but also voting for him will take the state back to the days of segregation apparently I didn't know about that listen the state of Alabama voted for this President by 28 points the fact that we are closed and narrowed in to to a statistical Dead heat is really important. I believe that the people of Alabama Realize that this election is really about the soul of this nation and the soul of of Alabama and we who have been a proud Alabamians know that we have been trying to overcome our painful paths and this this candidate Roy Moore will only take us backwards and harken us back to the days of segregation and Doug Jones will take us forward Okay, so she's saying Doug Jones will take him back But this guy's going to take them back to the days of segregation tell me how exactly Tell me how exactly I know that we in African-americans attempt to leave the Democrat Party they are segregated from other black people by black people by Democrats That's what I know that's segregation. It's political segregation it is Nothing about Roy Moore says that his policies Will harken back to the days of segregation Idiotic on the face of it All right, I'm gonna wrap things up with a on a positive note I want to I want to play a piece of satire that I wrote a few years ago. That is amazingly still very true It is a Christmas song. It is a parody of little town of Bethlehem, and it's about Washington DC So I'm gonna play it for you, and then we'll wrap things up in just a second in the meantime enjoy this It is a little town of Washington All right Something's never changed Oh Makes you feel warm and fuzzy doesn't it all right now as the shows progress Toward Christmas I will include at least one piece of Christmas satire that I've written over the years like I said some of it will Be political some of them not so much because I've done a lot of it And I hope you enjoy it and and by the way if you go to my SoundCloud Page soundcloud.com slash Rob Carson show You can hear dozens of pieces of my comedy from over the years for Rush Limbaugh and others and others I write for non-political comedy networks as well anyway. 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I'll say God bless have a glorious day and Merry Christmas We'll see you again soon Thanks for listening to the Rob Carson show friend him on Facebook at Carson show on Twitter at Rob Carson and on Instagram Uh I think Facebook and Twitter are enough for now. We'll see you soon