Scarlett Johansson Got Trashed With Her 72-Year-Old Doppelgänger

Welcome back, ladies and gentlemen. Please have a seat. Folks, I am so excited. My first guest has played everything from Black Widow and the Avengers to Her in Her. She now stars in Rough Night. Oh, God, there's only one cups left. All I can't do is too much pressure. You know, focus. If we win this, we will be the only girls to ever win the Halloween tournament. For womankind. Stop making me horny and shoot. Please welcome Scarlett Johansson. ♪♪♪ It's so nice to see you again. I think I maybe was on your second show. You were. You were my second guest. You were my second lead guest. Thank you for coming back. I know how to do this job now. How have you gotten better? I want to know how you've improved. I enjoy it more, I think. Yeah, because you were terrifying? Of course. I totally changed jobs. I had to be myself. You know, I don't know how to be myself. I had to learn how to be myself after all those years. Believe me, I'm very sympathetic to that. I understand. Yes, as an actor, I understand. You've done it all. Okay, superhero movies, sci-fi, Woody Allen, noir. What is it like now doing a blockbuster comedy? Because this is your first big blockbuster comedy, isn't it? Yeah, I think so. I mean, yeah, I think so. It's you, it's Kate McKinnon, it's Alana Glazer, Gillian Bell, Zoe Kravitz. Yeah, it's a great cast, amazing cast of comedians. And it was a blast. I mean, we just immediately gelled and just laughed and cry laughed and cried the whole time. And it was a female director, too. Who's the director? It's Lucia Agnello, and she does Broad City, which is such a great show. Yeah. And it was written and directed by Lucia and Paul Downs, who they partnered together. He also plays my fiance in the film. So it's all female stars, it's all female director. This is like the Wonder Woman of getting coked up and killing a stripper. She does something similar to that, doesn't she? She kills some people, but she doesn't get coked up first. Oh, yeah, right. It's bath salts. Exactly. Who is Grandma Geraldine? Oh, my gosh. I have a doppelganger. OK, so this grandson posted on Reddit that, and I don't have any social media presence. None at all, really? No. No tweet or Instagram? No, nothing. And so this came to me purely because people were like, oh, my God, you have a doppelganger, and it's crazy. So I looked at this link online. This woman looks exactly like me. It's his grandma. The picture was taken when she was 22. Look at the picture. What? That's totally you. It is me from Lucy, and it looks, let me look at it. It looks so much like me. That's shocking. It's crazy. I know, but she was also really wasted in that picture. I think she was. And so when I found out that she was, obviously, she looked exactly like me, but she was wasted, I was like, you should come, and we should get wasted together at the Rough Night premiere. And so she came last night to the Rough Night premiere, and we did get kind of trashed. She is so nice. Geraldine. There we are. Look at how cute she is. I know, she looks great. So she can party? Can she party? Oh, my God, she's a lush. She was such a nice woman, though. Honestly, it was wonderful to meet her. She's from Arkansas, and her daughter, of course, owns a bar. And so, and I will eventually make my way to Arkansas and continue this lovely family reunion. She's just awesome. Well, the last time you were here, you flew in from Paris to be on the show, which I was so thrilled for you to come in just to do the show. Do you travel all around the world? You must for, like, blockbuster movies, because these Marvel movies open in every market in the world. Oh, yeah, we're always traveling to, you know, the last press tour, we'll go to China, or we'll go to France, or London, or all over the place. Is there something, in all those different places, you have to go around the world, you know, it must be sort of disorienting. Is there something you go for, like, is there, like, a comfort food or something that you always... Chicken wings. I try chicken wings in every single, like, wherever I am. Can you get them pretty much anywhere? Unfortunately not. I wish that you could, but there are, you know, some countries, I guess they'll just, you know, they want to make the Americans feel at home, and so you'll go to the hotel bar in Shanghai, and there'll be wings, and it'll be wonderful. That's how I test the hotel. By the wings? I order wings and a Caesar salad, and that's how I judge the hotel. Oh, my gosh, me too. We are same-sies. But wait, what kind of wings... I say that all the time. Me and Scarlett Johansson, kind of same-sies. Kind of same-sies. Hold on, hold on. Yeah. Buffalo wing type of person? I'm a buffalo wing. I'm a classic buffalo wing. And do you go for ranch or blue cheese? I go for the blue cheese. Me too. Come on. We should throw down on some wings sometime. I'll see you at a Hilton sometime very soon. Now, how deep do you get into it, because since I'm in my hotel room, you know, because you're there in your hotel room, I might, I'm not saying I eat them naked, but I do put down a towel before I start eating these things. You know, because you've got all the towels, and you've got the robe and everything. You want to be careful what you touch after you do eat those hot wings? I'm just saying. Yes. You don't want to get that sauce in your eye. Safety first. No, no, that was certainly, that's, your eye would be the least of the problems. Do you get all graveyed up? Do you get all graveyed up with the sauce? What do you think I am, some sort of an animal? You're by yourself in a hotel room, man. It's just chow down. Just hands behind your back and Bob for buffalo wings. Bob for celery and the blue cheese. That's gross. I don't do that. Oh, it's the only way to live. Really? Yeah, yeah. My gosh. I know, I eat my wings very daintily. I eat them very daintily. Kind of eat them like this, and then I spin it around a little bit more. I don't know, I just shove the whole thing in my mouth. It comes out super clean. No meat on the bone. Actually, I was with, so we are in the process of shooting Infinity War. I know. I know, it's crazy. I heard you were spotted in Atlanta with Chris Evans with Captain America shooting down in Atlanta, right? Yes, we're down in Atlanta. They have really good wings down in Atlanta. Of course, yeah. Lemon pepper wing. Have you had a lemon pepper wing? I have, yeah. They're everything. Have you been to the Varsity down in Atlanta? No, what's that? Oh, you gotta go to the Varsity, yeah. Late night burgers and fries and a Coke at the Varsity. Sounds good to me. You gotta check it out. It's open 24 hours a day. They'll fry anything you want. Like what? I don't know, they'd fry this if you bring it up. So can you tell me anything without, you know, getting in trouble, can you tell me anything about what's going on with Avengers 3, 4, 7, or 9? Well, what you're shooting right now, can you give us a taste, a little hint of anything that's going on? I really can't. I can't think of anything I could possibly say. All right. You're in it. Okay, I am in it. At one point, I do think that the, like, the Infinity Wars, there are, I think at one point, 61 or 62 Marvel characters in it. What? Yeah, there's a lot. In one scene, there's like 61 or 62 Marvel characters? I think in one particular scene, there's like 32 of us. There's a lot. There's so many of us, I don't even know who's a Marvel character and who's, like, a crew member, honestly. You know, I might be a Marvel character. I might be a Marvel character. Marvel put me in The Amazing Spider-Man years ago. And so you're looking to come back for your debut? You know what, there's probably room for you. Just fit me in somewhere right there. Then we could have wings at the Varsity. I would love it. I have Captain America's shield up there. Where, where? Right upstairs. Right over there. Come with me. Where? Come over there. Where? This way. Wait, you mean from after he just threw it down? Yep. Hold on a second. God, this is a lot of stairs. That's old-timey. That looks like a garbage pail lid. What's in there? It's the script. It's Chris Evans in there? What is in there? I don't know. What? I'm not joking. I just tried to take this shield off the wall, and that's when I found out there was a safe back there. I don't know what's... Honest to God, I have no idea what's in there. Well, we can just say goodbye from here. We don't have to go back down. Adios. Is there a camera? I... Here's the thing. I... Before we came up here, I would like to read that, but I left my glasses down on my desk. Is there any way you could read that to say goodnight? Rough night in theaters... now. Scarlett Johansson... What does that say? Oh, everybody, everybody! We'll be right back with Bill Burr! Scarlett Johansson, everybody!