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我認為這會導致我們的測試成績很低 咳咳咳 咳咳咳 戰場只有一半的距離 開始制止程序 這個戰爭機槍已經完全恢復 並且已經準備發射狀態 但幸好我們沒有發射它 因為它正在射向 那個監視塔的主力支援腿 人們不意識到 這些機槍非常敏感 而最輕鬆的解決方法是 當然 為了安全起見 我們不會把彈匣裝滿 這只是常識 奧多 你為什麼不再拿一些煤油 這裡有信用卡 呃 還有後續的麵包 五塊錢一個小孩 上一年是免費的 嗯 新的擁有 呃 但我們沒有那種錢 呃 這裡是學位和 這是給你的 希望他們有一點 學業資訊 會嗎? 是的 教授 他覺得自己很熱 從他獲得了 Princy獎以來 這些東西都被騙了 5月21日 1864年 九號戰鬥羣軍的士兵 在陽光下吹吹耳環 突然 敵軍從那座山上爬上來 Springfield港 我們無條件的放棄 我們生病了 我們需要蜥蜴 和剪刀石頭布 來剪掉我們綠色的肋骨 但Springfield軍隊 太勇敢地接受了放棄 來吧 兄弟們 那些白色的旗子 根本不適合我們蜥蜴 啊 而Springfield軍隊 兇狠地殺死了敵人 為他們祈禱 很難看到發生什麼事 我只能做出肥胖的士兵 好了 兄弟們 換位置 他們是為了免費學習 把他們抓起來 用你的假槍作為支援 跑 兄弟們 糟糕 我不應該先吃藥 好 上車 Seymour 因為你的蜥蜴緊張 我們從野餐旅行回來 帶著最少的小孩 祝福是誰 創造了免費蜥蜴 我想我拿到你的午餐 哦 對了 我沒想到 這是給我的 Seymour 老師們太無聊了 你必須開始 把錢放回學校 你削減了一切 薪水 食物 我不在乎你說什麼 我可以品嚐報紙 Posh 碎碎的報紙 有需要的複雜 和重要的印刷 除此之外 你沒注意到舊的健身板 這些健身板 實在太少肉了 我們的要求非常合理 你把這些小孩的未來 賣掉了 拜託 艾德納 我們都知道 這些小孩沒有未來 證明我錯了 孩子們 證明我錯了 我從來沒看過 他們這樣戰鬥 我擔心 這些操練 和槍擊 會導致老師被擊中 擊中 咬 我的骨頭好滑 但我總是喝很多 冰淇淋 你怎麼想讓我們 教這些東西呢 這個標籤這麼舊 已經穿過了 這還是標籤 停止 你看看 我們唯一有的書 是被其他學校禁止的 孩子們 要知道科技戰爭 以後才知道 走開 巴爾 這不是個好時機 我看到你們兩個在戰鬥 我擔心 會發生槍擊 導致學校禁止 我肯定你會很討厭 不會發生槍擊 巴爾 是的 斯堅尼說 你不會有 這麼長的時間 斯堅尼說了什麼 我要清理一下 基本上 古巴巴說 你會給老師 他們想要的一切 她說了嗎 是的 她說 你比超人 更快洗衣服 我們來看看 斯堅尼 我一直以為 你很狡猾 很擅長操縱 但現在我看到 你真的很敏感 謝謝老師 斯堅尼 你非常不公平 老師們不會認同 老師們 你們沒有勇氣 去戰鬥 你們沒有勇氣 去打敗我們 這就是 斯堅尼 你說得對 注意 這是緊急播放 所有人都在學校 我的權利 作為教師 完全 給我 注意 老師們 我們在戰鬥 哈 戰鬥失敗 你們在 回家吧 孩子們 哈嘍 我想下樓了 現在 Largo已經不在了 我們可以 玩禁止音樂了 我聽到了 Bart、Lisa 你們兩個 怎麼回家這麼早 好消息 媽 糟糕的消息 媽 學校正在開戰 也許永遠 太擔心了 太開心了 幸好我準備好了 所以我不太擔心 別說話 那是 哦 對 Bart 把Crowbar放在這裡 你知道我不喜歡你 哭哭啼啼的 媽、爸 好消息 老師們已經 我們聽到了 我們已經 聘請了一位教師 看來我們今天 會晚一點 來處理 如果你不發脾氣 你就每天進去 做得非常快 這是美國人的方式 我有一些教材 但是沒有 政府批准的詞彙 和標準化 測試我的教育 只能走那麼遠 寶貝 也許你應該 放鬆一點 放鬆 我不能放鬆 我只能忍受 懶惰 或 只能吃香蕉 我的天啊 我失去了 我的心臟 總是在 你最後的地方 如果我們 這週在學校 你覺得我們會 走開 好消息 我高興宣佈 另一間學校 也加入了 心理戰 樂器人 412 現在的手術 戰爭可能會延長 你知道嗎 我聽Skinner說 老師們 隨時會崩潰 Skinner說老師們 隨時會崩潰 Purple Monkey廚房 我們會向他展示 特別是對 Purple Monkey廚房的回應 Seymour 你實在是無能 我實在覺得 這是不公平的 給我滾 聽聽那些 通過的司機 支持老師們 15分鐘休息 Milhouse 休息任務是 章節三到七 太好了 休息 Milhouse 我找到一隻殺手蜘蛛 你想打牠嗎 抱歉Bark 我深深陷入了 T-Pod洞的爭議 嗯? 但是 可能可以在Fortnite中 什麼? 我可以在兩星期內玩 是嗎? 我真的不敢相信 Stark會這樣做 就在Montana 和Dakota的婚禮中 這段時間 我從來沒有想過 我會想到Razor Fight 2 和殺手蜘蛛 我們應該停止 我的醫生說 我有80歲的風險 什麼意思 銀行沒錢了 Ian Sullivan 你只有 三個客戶的錢 等一下 不 我這裡沒有你的錢 在Bill的家裡 和Fred的家裡 你到底在幹什麼 我的錢在你家裡 Fred Grade me Look at me Evaluate and rank me I'm good good good And oh so smart Grade me I'm worried about the kids, homie Lisa is becoming very obsessive This morning I caught her trying to dissect her own raincoat I know And this perpetual motion machine she made today is a joke It just keeps going faster and faster And Bart isn't doing very well either He needs boundaries and structure There's something about flying a kite at night that's so unwholesome Hello, mother dear That's it We have to get them back to school I'm with you, Marge Lisa, get in here In this house we obey the laws of thermodynamics All right I'd like to call this meeting of the PTA to order Let's see if we can't put an end to this strike fuss Mrs. Carbopo Why don't you begin Boo I'll boo yourself Our demands are simple A small cost of living increase and some better equipment and supplies for your children Yes, in the dream world we have a very tight budget to do what she's asking We'd have to raise taxes Raise It's your children's future It'll cost you Oh, the taxes Come on All right, that's a good point Oh, yeah, the taxes The finger thing means the taxes Well, I guess this is a case where we'll have to agree to disagree I don't agree to that Neither do I This is a deli of a pickle Oh, my God The PTA has disbanded Oh, no, the PTA has not disbanded We do have an emergency plan in case of a prolonged strike right here Let's see Replace teachers with super-intelligent cyborgs Or if cyborgs aren't invented yet Use people from the neighborhood That's a paddling Looking out the window That's a paddling Staring at mice handles That's a paddling Paddling the school canoe Oh, you better believe That's a paddling So the compression and expansion Of the longitudinal waves Cause the erratic oscillation You can see it there Of the neighboring particles Guess what is it? What? What is it? Can I play with it? No, you can't play with it You won't enjoy it On as many levels as I do The colors, children Okay, when I call your name You say present Or here No, say present I need a bath All right, settle down I need a bath here I'm fine now My butt reeks What are you laughing at? What? Oh, I get it, I get it It's my big ears, isn't it, kids? Isn't it? Well, children, I can't help that Wow, Bart I'm impressed the way You knocked off all those substitutes In my weaker moments I almost pity them Then I just remind myself They're trying to teach Well, children I don't know what you did To all those substitutes But it's going to stop now Leopold All right, you listen up You little freaks The fun stops here You're gonna shut your stinking traps And behave, damn it This is one substitute You're not gonna screw with Marge Simpson Hello, class Hi, Bart Over here, sweetie It's me, Mom Hi Hey, hello Well, I'm sure some of you Already know me I'm Bart Simpson's mother Mom Hey, Bart What about the booby trap? May I? Thank you I meant the other booby trap No Kids have been doing that one Since my day So How was everybody's day at school? Horrifying Pointless Exhausting It took the children 40 minutes To locate Canada on the map Marge, anyone can miss Canada All tucked away down there Well, my teacher's a nightmare Three kids got sick From inhaling his ointment fumes He confiscated everything made of tin And then he sent us home early Because he got his beard Caught in the pencil sharpener Oh Um Oh, okay Um Um, here Oh Uh, okay Um Let's see Um What if I did this? Um You're on your own There's no way I'll get into an Ivy League school now At this rate I probably won't even get into Vassar I've had just about enough Of your Vassar bashing up Young lady Look, Mom It feels really weird Having you on my turf How would you feel If I started mopping the floor? I'd be thrilled You can start right now Go And I'm gonna keep teaching your class Like it or lump it Wet it I guess I'll just have to get Into the crawl space again I hate it when he gets in there Psst Over here Huh? Mom I need a dollar Ever since I started teaching here Kids have been taking my lunch money And I need that money for candy Here you go, precious Now go off with your friends Here you go, precious Why isn't my mom stopping this? We've created a diversion That's a very nice jig, Kearney Now isn't dancing much more fun than bullying? Yeah That's it I can't take this anymore, Milhouse I gotta get the real teachers back Bart You'll never get Krabappel and Skinner together again They're like two positively charged ions The? Wait, that's it With your book smarts And my ability to exploit people with book smarts We can figure out a clever plan To get them back together A surprise party for me In Principal Skinner's office? Well, I don't know But all right Me? Go to my office? It's highly irregular, but all right And you're not coming out Until you reach an agreement Well, Seymour I guess we could start talking What's the point? There's no more money Unless you've got some magic new source of revenue Well, we've got to figure something out That got us locked in here like prisoners Prisoners in our own school This was a great way to make extra money Renting out our book rooms To the overcrowded prison system Yo, I used to sit right over there It's all right, children Just ignore the murderer And as a bonus Some of our more troublesome students Might be scared straight Psst, kid Help me break out of here I'll totally make it worth your while I'm listening