Ivan's Adventure With The Kid Team!

[Music] yeah downward dog please on YouTube all right yeah you went to San Diego - - - I don't know what's the conference it was there was this I know what's the Nationals art uh our car just California came to third place all right on I and stuff man it won't look man yeah well take a chick he that he picked up three sponsors right on [Music] no expression Daisy ready to kill it huh white hair don't care has the best reception ever if I can connect it to your wife what's there what if school space eight feet as long as it's pretty it's a flat gap as long as ledge so you kind of do something it it looks good it's a nice spot I've never been there hold it the cartoon new in 7-eleven got the gear ready for this trip gonna have a good time Rogers out the window waiting patiently waiting that's right these apples very much as down here on University fat ass bad ass [ __ ] look at this [ __ ] [ __ ] knees all clenched together and this thing's got all this space [ __ ] this is my dictionary what camera is that I've had it it's just like a standard does Emma Fisher this speaks for itself this [ __ ] [ __ ] lid he's got the why you [ __ ] units on like man [ __ ] wrong right it's fine baby good homey oh they [ __ ] you I live here oh nice even like getting off the car my problems with somebody but when he closed the door he's like I noticed like he was limping I thought he was in super drunk but turns out he was drunk and crippled Oh Eli his hand was like who like walked up to me was like what's up [ __ ] I'm saying what the [ __ ] I was like huh like I didn't know what to do houses chuckling uh-huh and then he came I guess he trying to shock me he they're like a sideways karate chop to like my chest because about the drop to the floor like hit his face and I was like all [ __ ] so I caught him I was like what the [ __ ] are you doing dude means like you're gonna disrespect me huh oh my nobody [ __ ] disrespect you you took it all who the [ __ ] am I upset I'm live here so I know you do I'm a war veteran Oh what the [ __ ] ever bro ladies homey comes out of nowhere hey what the [ __ ] oh me oh my hey come get your boy we're late he got the car falling over in that all type of [ __ ] you know I are and then they're sitting there arguing I'm like man [ __ ] this [ __ ] like I walk off to go on my house and my my eyes working like two hours I'm just trying to kill time I had a beer I put my freezer I don't wanna be drunk look I was thinking about getting a beer like ah [ __ ] that [ __ ] I'll go back outside and smoke a cigarette now son the guy's like trying to limp and falling all the way towards me from the outside of the gate like falling on BBQ pigs like Oh calm down we'll just come on he's like nah [ __ ] this he'll still trying to give me I'm like what the [ __ ] he's like you see that [ __ ] I came over impact [ __ ] it without my crutches because I'm crippled opine I want to fit myself oh I'm sorry though the miss [ __ ] understanding and what will happen again he's like yeah you get it right it won't happen again dog hall another barbecue so I'm like no [ __ ] the shot I'll grab my blood and I grabbed a beer at my [ __ ] this away from my [ __ ] idiots [ __ ] now I can't [ __ ] about because it's kryptonite [ __ ] this [ __ ] I'm drinking my beer I'm sitting on the steps down he's like yeah my homie comes out we're gonna jump your food alright we're gonna jump me for I just [ __ ] out even say anything I just kept drinking my beer I was like you should just adjust home go quick quick regular everyday Judy was talking about half years with him I thought my nothing kind of happened and [ __ ] he has up coming out the house he's arguing when his girlfriend [ __ ] and then I hear commotion I go back out to the front I was like hey they're fighting again I pull my phone out start recording I'm sorry I look slow down this is arguing at first all of a sudden you just see a random stick in the air boom that sting started it off now you see [ __ ] chairs [ __ ] bats capable or it's like we're all this [ __ ] [ __ ] coming from they're just always shaped back and forth at each other they're not fighting right now and then out of nowhere you see a girl or 80s girl just Thompson gameplay like a big-ass dick everybody's like oh [ __ ] then the [ __ ] shows angry toward the training is relationships you can tell my Hill is a [ __ ] but she's like oh [ __ ] she's trying to take off runner as fast you can there's that little [ __ ] it's like right behind her like like a little African just said who doing with all her might all yours all the old folk over everything oh no all the old [ __ ] in the [ __ ] play like they started getting down on all type of [ __ ] and then [ __ ] they kept throwing [ __ ] and then after that everything died down like are those they like yeah that was crazy and then [ __ ] about you see one car pull up two cars three four five cars like what the [ __ ] but from this point I don't know who's a man who's a dick like never bought the brush in this [ __ ] house I guess the other girl had a gun or some [ __ ] by everybody just scattered like roaches and then the Chinese went from being aggressive to light What's Wrong [ __ ] - yeah oh my god what the [ __ ] I was like transformation your boots [ __ ] you Wow they're real son they are real yeah that I know now [ __ ] what the police hit I we just came home and I was like walk downstairs and I see one of my neighbors walking in he's [ __ ] blood his [ __ ] and he's just walking real fast I'm like oh you all right he's like you just kept walking I'm like all right whatever like I go to take the groceries in the house and then I all start to steer a mob of [ __ ] in the front get away oh no this is sheriff for my book this is lahum well you guys see the guy walk into here like no like what are you talking about and then [ __ ] another officer the other officer no the officer another officer like literally from AJ's all the way down to Haley is full of pulleys from the backs of the alley and then never straight over I'm like what the [ __ ] did he do right yeah like yeah he has a gun oh no I'm never done all right he they have no gun on them I use walking heel had no shirt on he has shorts on literally no signs of a [ __ ] gun like they lied on and [ __ ] and said that he had a gun so Napoli's took it at all as a threat somebody has a gun and hurting people so they [ __ ] pain and my office like you to get the [ __ ] house she's talking to me and my girl I'm like okay whatever let's go around babe my girls like no [ __ ] him I don't gotta [ __ ] go in the house I can stay out here baby come on don't do this [ __ ] today head brother just come in the house oh no [ __ ] you she pushes me like what the hook no you're pushing me because I'm trying to stop your ass until like start if you don't control her I'm gonna take her in all right so you're gonna end up I'm gonna take this [ __ ] in like she's not gonna listen to me yeah oh yeah yeah yeah and I just pushed my girlfriend and I was like [ __ ] these like he was trying to walk up to a rest her I'm pushed her in the house and closed the door and locked it she [ __ ] crabs a screen no the blinds opening up that's what the [ __ ] doesn't calm down my home in the door again you see both of them with knives just like this point II got my neighbor's door I'm like oh [ __ ] I'm a man [ __ ] this [ __ ] my girl stay in their argument you're a [ __ ] we don't do it I'll even know there's food for one and what the [ __ ] did he do I'm gonna [ __ ] this [ __ ] I was gonna escape the Heritage and then [ __ ] the time and car you wanna push over you talk [ __ ] you want me get the baby I'm like [ __ ] you don't like getting the baby house like man a little [ __ ] get the baby I turn around I start going down and I see even more officers I'm like what the [ __ ] but where's one on the corner he's a sitting there with a a are just like ready for some chafing hop off and I walked by him he's like oh yeah well stop Dorian I'm like alright well I don't want to argue with a guy with a gun so I'm starting to walk around a corner dumb late turn around sir I live I live where all the shit's going down like can I just go that way like I said let me get my daughter he's like all right [ __ ] I go in I guess they uh I guess the whole time he was just sitting on the couch like he was just tired and they're making it seem like he's about he has a bomb strapped to him like they're sending dogs and [ __ ] I'm like what the [ __ ] lady I've never seen those type of weapons before in my life really like BPD was their sheriff was their [ __ ] detectives were their donations I was like what the [ __ ] did he do it turns out [ __ ] the girlfriend sisters and everybody we hit no no and then he fought back and one of them [ __ ] stabbed him in the head pull then [ __ ] end up getting arrested by guess he got out does he even have a gun or nothing but the [ __ ] walks right back over there to where the same [ __ ] that caused that whole city he's over there chillin there hanging out with them and I'm just like ain't this a [ __ ] [ __ ] my girlfriend would have went to jail over your [ __ ] dumb ass I was just took flight my own oh my people were stupid that's why I didn't want to help him all that he might in the board straight right back over there move out the manager 15 ever seen [Music]