Road to Morocco Ep4: Motorcycle Off-Road Adventure (Bodge Tape Adventures)

It's well poured, that's for sure. I got her in my scans for free though She grabs a stick and then she points it at me When I say nothing, I say everything Yeah, when I say nothing, everything Papery town in the lazaretto Bored writing, bored writing Making models of people I used to know Out of coffee and cotton And I'm a legend and the kids have begotten Thrown down to the wolves, made feral from nothing Quarantined on the Isle of Man And I'm trying to escape anywhere that I can Anywhere that I can I have no time left, time is lost No time at all for it in a garbage can Then I shake God's hand I jump up and let her know when I can This is how I'm gonna do it Hi, oh, sorry, I forgot, my camera's on, I forgot it was on Have you, um, got an ambulance? We've just come across quite a big crash in the road I assume, uh, I assume this is normal for around here People crashing into barriers Yeah Uh, Sinclas and I have done our best medic skills There's not a lot we can do to be honest We've been here for a good 45 minutes now We've seen every, every patient, if you like And, uh They're not too bad To be honest, um, I mean, I'm a medic anyway So we just give them a once over to make sure they're not seriously ill And surprisingly, despite that massive crash And people have gone over the barrier and down the hill There's probably a fractured wrist, a popped shoulder And just grazes, just grazes I mean, we've only got limited kit with us So apparently there's an ambulance on the way But obviously where we are, it's gonna take a while for it to get here So, we've done our best I think it's time for us to move on Uh, that's it really Blame the bar for the band Blame the band for the song Blame the song for the party That went all night long But it ain't my fault No, it ain't my fault A little fun, not a wrong I've done But it ain't my fault Blame the heart for the hurting Blame the hurting on the heart Blame the dark on the devil Blame the devil on the dark Blame the ex for the drinking Blame the drinking for the ex Blame the two for one tequilas For whatever happens next But it ain't my fault No, it ain't my fault A little fun, not a wrong I've done But it ain't my fault And so, I need to find me a witness Who can testify You made a mistake You got the wrong guy I'm only guilty of a damn good time No, it ain't my fault So, um, this morning I forgot that I'd not put the bike in full off-road mode So I'm just gonna do that now That's it Full off-road mode, right there Done Good state of your face Yes Mine is good Yeah Oh yeah Alan's going for his camera for a little adventure Sorry if you can hear me munching, pretty hungry What an amazing place though If you're thinking about riding a bike to Morocco Do it Best ride I've ever done All thanks to, well, two guys But, this is our caler There he is, look at him Look at that glorious, glorious hair Yeah It's coming on, bit of helmet hair Got some more nuts Shall we? I can eat my nuts any day Oh, that's it Oh That's alright, there's some left Okay, that's what I get He rations us I'm gonna review some kit while I'm on this trip And I think now's a good time to review our City Adventure boots They're marketed as being waterproof I think this proves they're pretty waterproof My feet are dry My feet are cooling down as well, it's really nice Dry as a bone inside Really, really good bit of kit They do squeak a bit though, that's the only negative Unless you use some KY KY stops the squeak Ollie's just having a little bit of a drama Thinking of where he's just fallen over in the rocks Potentially burst his Oh no, there's a rock in it, there's a little stone in A little bastard I can't get the clip off because it won't disengage Just in there That is epic Let's see if we can see him Oh, there he is, hidden in there Hidden in the little clip Pretty stone Yes I'm a mechanic, aren't I? Yeah, Moscow kit, good Yeah, right See what happens when we go cooler Let's see what the dromedar bag's like Halfords advanced screwdriver What's wrong with Halfords? Oh, you've just burst your nipple, mate That's all, just popped a nip out Now's probably a good time to talk about the The inside drum light Lovely bag, doesn't leak as long as you leave it down The only thing we have found with them though If you've got to really do the seals up really tight Otherwise they do have a tendency to weep It's mainly from the middle one here Where this attaches to the bag If you don't have that fully nipped up Other than that, they're really good Oh, I rode this here Oh Keep going Why did you take a different line? I didn't want to Go on, give it some licks Get out of there I don't know how much you can hear But this road is Is falling apart Which is why we're trying to stay over to the right-hand side Because we're not sure how much it's just going to give away Er, shall I go for it? Nothing can stop Bob's day