Hey Meta, how much trouble are we in?

Hey Meta, play my gallery music. Hey Meta, what's this? This piece is called Comedian by Mauricio Cattelan. Valued at 6.2 million dollars. 6.2 million dollars? Whoa. Hey Meta, translate that. Which one of you is real? Good question. I'm not your one that does nothing. What? That's a 6.2 million dollar banana dude. Why is it duct-taped to the wall? You just eat things stuck to walls? I was hungry. We need to find you another banana. Bananas, bananas. There was a fridge this big and no bananas in it. Gentlemen. It's all good brother, I got your back. Be cool. Thank you. I love you. There you are. Wow. Oh yeah, that's a lovely home you have. How do you like my art collection? It is tasty. Tasteful. Placeful. He means. Who eats art? Think you're supposed to say hey Meta. Like hey Meta, who eats art? And then Meta would say Chris Pratt. Hey Meta, call my lawyer.