Thor and Doctor Strange Defeat Marvel Supervillains!

oh I think I lost him you either have to the count of three or to the count of five what will it be [Music] is getting too easy [Music] ever since I saw the strongest Avenger have defeated Thanos with some help life has been so boring you're on you're on top yes I know I'm on top of the world but it's sometimes lonely being like that no me you're on top of me oh oh sorry I'm off now no more robbing any banks okay ah so bored maybe I should just retire 1500 years protecting the Earth is quite a good run yeah maybe I should just relax for a while garbage oh here's a good one breaking news superhero Loki is at it again and he's ruining our lives just look at this chaos classic Loki always messing around oh well not my problem the world is safe and sound [Music] oh Sports oh those puny little people love to run and play door we gotta go Wilkie is wreaking havoc on the city um Jane what are you no time we gotta go are you trying to dress like me yeah all over this couch what no I'm retired I've been protecting the Earth my whole life I deserve a break Jane it's Mighty Thor Loki is terrorizing the whole city what will it take to get you off the couch listen Loki's just having his little moment it'll pass come relax with me now is not time to relax we must go now listen you come sit right here and chill with me for a while and if Loki is still causing problems after that then I will come help okay [Music] that's exactly what I said yeah well the weirdest thing is hi I'll call you back hello my phone is a banana good luck talking on that wait that's your power you turn things into bananas what kind of hero are you I'm so glad you asked I am Loki the future ruler of this world the ruler of this world how old are you like five hey hey you'll be hearing from my lawyers lawyers don't talk to bananas hey wait hey hey don't leave me here hey how am I gonna get home isn't this the life oh Loki has now gone on a banana Rampage I am down here on the streets and all around me all I can see is bananas it's quite insane no no no that's not relaxing device is off but Thor can't you see what he's doing this is bad no it's not this is Loki being Loki he loves the banana gag he'll Tire himself out if you're not gonna help me I'll go myself no you're being too tense you need to relax then you'll help me yes of course now off we go [Music] hey hello okay it's a delivery for Todd oh thank you oh um actually um I ordered pepperoni this is just cheese I know I did it on purpose why would you do that foreign [Music] are you Loki like doors brother you flatter me where's my car nothing environment [Music] doesn't this feel nice you still seem a little stressed I think it's time for some meditation okay focus on your breathing be still and close your eyes hmm absolute travesty all over the country people are ordering pizza and they're delivering them wrong now we go to the president of the United States for a live press conference my fellow Americans our country is in chaos citizens around the country are now aware that this nation is in shambles we have just deployed all of our defenses to bring this Loki to a stop please remain calm well you heard him folks who remain calm and uh where are our heroes and why won't they save us this yoga studio has a strict no technology policy and your attitude is really dropping the vibes hand it over but Thor you really understand if you can't relax then we shall have fun run it's located what's going on he's tickling he's tickling everyone what was that did you say rock where is it done Jane this is amazing you gotta try this oh [Music] does why won't anyone help where are the Earth's Mightiest we've just gotten word he's now headed to the local park we don't know I know that Park but we know it won't be good what I don't understand you don't like my VR headset no Thor I honestly couldn't care less about your VR headset a lot more important things in the world than wait a minute hey Thor I know this cool place that we can hang out and relax really that's the spirit I knew you could do it yeah I was thinking we should go to the park the park I love the park I go to the park all the time let's go this will be fun Thor my darling brother I knew you'd come but you can't stop me you just brought me here to battle my brother you didn't want to have fun well you're here now might as well just stop him no you're just using me I tried to spend my whole day with you trying to relax but you didn't even care but Thor Loki is ruining everything I'm out of here goodbye looks like it's you and me now Mighty Thor how did you do this to me after everything I've done I gave her a break but she didn't want to break now I'm here at the scene and a new Hero has emerged it looks like the Mighty Thor is trying to take down Loki and oh that was a bad one I have no idea why other Avengers have not stepped in to help money Thor but this does not look good she had elf but then she messed it all up trying to trick me Loki's Illusions are too strong it looks like Loki is multiplying which one of us is me I just don't know how much longer before I can take him on one-on-one you guessed wrong uh where are you Thor I think this might be the end of Heroes as we know it and the beginning of a world filled with villains what are you gonna do now throw your hair hello brother [Music] foreign [Music] for the price of one Bring It On you guys hungry for some bananas [Music] what's up with your brother and bananas good question all you guys are enjoying oh no what are you guys gonna do you guys can't stop me I could just walk away right now not so fast obviously you're not worthy to lift this Hammer are you you're right Jane I mean Mighty sore I should have stepped in earlier look s [Music] all right fine I guess maybe I should apologize to I've just been so bored lately and my tricks helped me relax oh brother I know how you feel I wanted to relax too I even thought of retiring [Music] what you retoria yes and your shenanigans made it very difficult but what Mighty Thor taught me is you can't abandon your friends and family it was selfish of me to turn a blind eye after the Ruckus you've been causing and it's my job as a hero to be there to save the day okay okay that's enough Loki if you keep your triggery to a minimum I say we all go to the movies and relax you really mean it yes why pick a card any card African what's that one again oh here it is [Music] what what what where am I who are you Doctor Strange you're like the best magician in the world did you just call me a magician I prefer Supreme oh oh I'm sorry about that but what are you doing here I'm on the run from a villainous version of me he's from the Multiverse I call him dark strange I was battling dark strange with Wanda but then he got the upper hand I had to quickly get away so I came here oh boy that sounds intense it sounds like you need help maybe an apprentice uh what an apprentice I'm a fast corner and you've always wanted an apprentice right no way I don't have time and I don't need an apprentice anyway I need to get back to help Wanda later kid good job dang it yeah you know what kid maybe I could use an apprentice you'll get too excited kid being a sorcerer is a lot of hard work and training I doubt that doc not cool [Music] here we go [Music] you were saying yeah maybe not all right let's go okay here's Jack Jack's the name uh okay Jack you said you've done some sorcery training showing what you've got you've got it magic man you mean sorcerer Supreme all right pick a card any card don't show me what it is foreign [Music] I paid ten dollars for those well you paid ten dollars too much magic doesn't cost money it costs concentration I don't get it I'll show you First Step portals what next up sheets [Music] [Music] yes [Music] I got it I got it good now hold it for an hour an hour but I haven't had lunch Mind Over Matter Jack it's vital you focus on the spell or there could be serious consequences okay Master next up energy blast foreign [Music] [Music] how did you full concentration Jack remember serious consequences serious consequences ready to give up all right Doctor Strange I think I have your training down ready the catch and this master likey very impressive Jack Yes master likey do you think that's impressive watch this ready [Music] Geronimo why do I have to fix everything oh I'm so dizzy you've still got a lot to learn boy yeah I should take care of her for a while good Jack stay focused let nothing distract you I'm trying to focus here whoa is that Wanda is that the Scarlet Witch who like close that portal now Wanda what happened dark strange he knows where we are he's gonna be here soon who's this kid oh uh um uh he's Jack Skye from the fun Squad he's my Apprentice you have an apprentice we don't have time for this Stephen we have a battle to plan a battle plan I can help with that I sincerely doubt that Jack sky from the fun Squad yeah I have to agree with Wanda you're not ready for this Jack you need far more training before battling someone as strong as dark strand he is my clone after all ah come on Stephen just give me a shot I won't let you down I mean Mr sorcerer Supreme Doctor Strange sir don't call me that name it's weird you want me to call you Dr weird never mind Wanda how close is he do we have time to set up traps I don't think so he's I can help with the three of us dark strange won't stand a chance just give me a shot you really do you even know magic yes I do you let me prove my worth to you okay Jack show us what you can do [Music] hey for that exactly the enemy doesn't wait till you're ready hey you do have some fight in you but you need to be better than that whoa okay how's that for a surprise attack whoa all right then not bad time to get serious you can't hide from me Doctor Strange seems the sorcerer's Supreme forgot that his magic leaves a distinct smell it'll be easy to find him with this I love the smell of his weakness well done your training is really coming along now it's time for the final test I need you to do the multi-dimensional spell then I'll know you're ready okay no problem I got this [Music] he's doing it he's actually doing it what whoa [Music] is that cheeseburgers Jack no you can't get distracted concentration remember terrible things can happen if [Music] that could have been way worse oh no it's him [Music] all right oh it's not working come on Jack we can do this my power's stronger than yours you've really made me mad now [Music] oh no no doctor strange I could do this just got me break Jack we need to team up to defeat Dark strange I'll take the high road you take the long run if I stand close he can't use his powers say goodbye to your ultimate friend Doctor Strange you saved me Jack it was all because of your teachings Master now let's get him all right let's do this right you're weak now the whole Multiverse is in my town all right jack use the secret Spirit technique you got it master whoa I did it no how dare you yes I did it Well Jack I underestimated you you proved to be quite the superhero thanks Doctor Strange I couldn't have done it without your wife's teachings you really are the Supreme sorcerer you mean sorcerer Supreme sorry Dr weird names are hard yeah don't forget Never Grow Up