Who Knows Dad Better? Kyler VS Kade

Today, we're gonna find out who knows me, Dad, better. It is Kyla versus Kayla. You are going down. You are so bad at this game. Here's how it's going to work. We have this awesome little red hat with lots of questions in here. I'm going to draw them out one by one. If they get it right, they get a point. If they get it wrong, they get two. Do-do-do-do. Spin it. The wheel of consequence. The wheel of consequence. There's some crazy stuff on there. It's going to be epic, you guys. Who's going to do it? You going to do it? No, he's going to do it. Oh, yeah? I guess we'll let the scoreboard talk then, huh, buddy? All right, we got some smack talk and go. The person with the most points at the end of the game is the ultimate winner, and guess what they win? What? This right here. This is the brand new set. I have to win this. What is it? It's black ETB. This is Pokemon cards. It's a set. How many packs are in here? Nine packs. Nine packs, okay. I'm going to give it to him. I just got it at the store. I'm going to get that dude right there. This is brand new Pokemon. The person with the lowest points has to do the ultimate consequence. And that's going to be you. Do you guys know what the ultimate consequence is? Is this? Uh. You have to go outside and run around with your shirt off. No. It's one of you two that has the lowest points. But guess what? You guys have to watch all the way to the very end to find out what it is. All right. Let's get started. Who knows me, Fun Squad Dad, the best? Let's start with this question right here. Name three fictional characters. He's cheating. He's looking at the camera. There's no answer. He doesn't know. Oh. Name three fictional characters I have played in a Fun Squad video. Fiction means not real. Yeah, not real. So any character, you need to name three characters that I've played that are not real people. I just don't remember. Oh, yeah, I remember. All right, Kaden's writing over here. Oh my god. Do you know who this is? Yes, I do. I don't really love that one. Kaden's writing. He's got some good ones. Let's see what Kyler's writing over here. I'm trying to think of the last one. I know he has so many. Ooh, he's got a good one. Don't peek, don't peek, don't peek. I can think of, like, 20 right now. Dude, so can I. Oh, okay. Yeah, there's a lot. Oh! Ooh, ooh! Are you guys ready to reveal? I am ready. Three, no, two actually, before we say one you guys we need the Fun Squad to subscribe right now, subscribe, subscribe now you guys, if you want to see what they wrote and if you want to see who wins this game we need you to subscribe, come on we got it on to the game, are you guys ready? Flip! Three, two, one, go! Kaden, what do you got? Dr. Bad Guy, Big Bertha, And Bowser. Yes, yes, and yes. Good job, Kade. I've got a point, baby. Kade, you got a point. Tyler, let's see yours. Mine is the Evil Babysitter, Dr. Bad Guy, and then the Evil Witch. The Evil Witch. The Evil Babysitter and Evil Witch is the same thing. But you did do two, you did good. You don't get the point, and you have to spin the Wheel of Consequence. You ready to play? Spin that wheel. All right, let's go spin. Let's see what it is. You ready? And spin. Three, two, one. All right. Wear an eye mask for the next round. No, that's the worst thing. This is going to be extra hard to write. Are you guys ready? Oh, this will be actually kind of fun with Kyler with his eye mask on. Are you ready? You have 30 seconds to do an impression of me. Whoever does the most accurate impression wins the point. All right, Kyler, should we have you go first? Uh, actually, I want Kayden to go first. In first? Okay. All right. Are we ready? Did you start? Do I sneeze a lot? Yeah. All right, your timer started. What in the world? What in the world? I am an amazing person. Um... When I say go, we go. I'm going to get you. You're on a roll. Kyler, you are grounded, mister. Did you just pie me in the face? What in the world? I'm gonna get you your time is up. I understood all those, but what was the I'm gonna get you something that you'd say It's just me acting or something. Yeah, okay Tyler. Let's go ready three two one and action I don't know what to do. He's copying you. Give me the book! He's copying me you got ten more seconds Oh, Brandon, ew. That's nasty. That's what I say to myself. All right last thing you got two three seconds How do I get my voice back? Alright awesome since you can't see I'm gonna help you down. I have to decide who did the better impression of me Obviously me he literally copied me and he had no good impressions of you You guys both had some pretty funny things you guys made me laugh many times So I'm actually gonna award a point to both of you Oh, brother, this guy stinks! What? He literally copied me. I know, but... He said nothing. Wait, does that mean I can take off my blindfolds? Yes, you can take... The only thing he said was, Um, um, come join the fun squad. You guys both got a point. All right. Good job, Kyler. What is my favorite fun squad video I've ever been in? Does all of them count as one? That's actually a good question, because I do like all of them. I'm gonna think of my top three favorite, because I can't pick one. If you guys pick one of them, then we'll call it good. I'll give you a point. What does it say that I was in? It's chicken jockey, chicken jockey. Chicken jockey, chicken jockey. All right, do you have one yet, Kaden? I have one in mind, but it's definitely not your favorite. Here's what we're gonna do while we're waiting on Kaden. Give me a hint. Is it a surprise video? I will give you a hint. It is not a surprise video. I'm going to do secret telepathy and I'm going to put my brain over here on the screen. If you want to do a bonus point, if you want to do a second one, I'll give you a bonus point. Go back. Okay, so these three videos right here. One, two, three. That's what's in my brain right now. Those are my top three favorite videos. All right. I have no idea. You ready? Wait. Are you ready? You're gonna write a second one? Kyler's going for bonus points here and I said I would give it to him. You ready to reveal in three... Three, two, one, go! All right, I have the Loch Ness Monster music video. Loch Ness Monster music video. Is that one of these three at the bottom? No, that is a good video. I really liked that one, but it's not in my top three. I am sorry, Kaden. Tyler, what do you got over here? What does the fox say? And then the box button video thing where you press the button and then you dump stuff on you. Oh, yeah. Okay. What do you guys think? The button was definitely not his favorite because he's getting stuff poured on him. That's true. My kids are dumping all this food on me. But when I was in there, everything was fine. All this food was mixing up and it wasn't bad until they threw the dog food in. And then I almost, you know what? It was gross. Gross. Dog food. That is so gross. Ew. Oh, that smells so bad. Did Kyler get any of these right? Do you guys see the clips rolling down here? Definitely not. What is the Foxway is right there. He got it. Woohoo! This is rigged. The box button thing. No, that is not one of the other ones. What did the Fox say was actually one of them? You're lying. You made that up. That one was so cool. I promise. How can you not think of that? You literally got video. Yeah, Kaden. I got to fly. You got to fly. I didn't even get to fly in that one. The top three videos are, what does the Fox say? Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles music video. That was pretty good. Hello? And E.T. Baby Yoda. Hand him over. He's not so fast. He's mine. That was a really fun one. Oh, I could have guessed that one. That was good. The other two are a little iffy. No, there's so many good ones. All right, so Kyler, you get a point. Woo! The score is now two to two. Kaden, unfortunately, you have to spin the wheel of consequence. It's rigged. It's rigged. All right. All right. Wear Mickey Mouse gloves for the next round. Huh? Gee, me? All right, Mickey Mouse gloves it is. How fun. This is going to make it extra tricky for him to write with this tiny little marker. Is this how Tyler does it? Literally, I can't grab stuff with that. It's so hard. The next round, if you are not legible in your writing, we don't give you a point. Okay? Oh, toodles! Woo! Well, I'll be out this round. Yeah, that was a good Mickey Mouse impression. All right, you guys ready? Yes, sir. Okay, here we go. Ooh, this is a good one. This is a good one. The question says, what is my favorite holiday? This is so easy. But how about this? How about this? I'm gonna give bonus points. I'm gonna say, what are my top three favorite holidays in order? I'll give you one point if you get the top one. I'll give you a bonus point if you can get all three in the right order. Does that sound good? What are you doing? I'm trying to write. You have to write like that? Yeah. That's how he has to write. Why would you write like this? Because I can't. I don't know if you can tell, but he's holding it like this. Okay. You can't hold it with your fingers? Try the other way. Let's see. And then. There you go. Oh, maybe. That's hilarious. I don't know. I can't remember what it is. All right. Okay. Wait. Wait. Down here. This is my top holiday. Right here's my second favorite. Right here's my third favorite. Okay? You guys ready? Kyler's got three things written down. I'm ready. Kaden's got two things written down. You have to get the top one, the very top one. So make sure the order is correct. All right. Kyler is changing one. What do you guys think? I actually did good with my handwriting. Reveal in three, two, one, boom. Kyler, read them to us. What's number one? Number one, I changed it. It's summer. Because literally, look at that photo right there. That's a good photo. Literally. Summer, basically. That's not a holiday. That's a season. Summer is not a holiday. Okay. Summer is a season. I'm the judge. I'm the judge. Number two. Halloween. Halloween is number two. Is that on here anywhere? What's the third one? Christmas. Number three is Christmas. Is that on here? We've done a bunch of summer videos and Halloween videos. Okay. You are getting no points. Okay, look. Exasperated. Number one is Christmas, okay? Number two is anniversary. because who doesn't love their wife And if it's not number two, he doesn't love my mom. Oh, number three is Easter, Easter. Yes, he got it way wrong. My favorite holidays right here is ding ding ding ding ding, Merry Christmas, but he put it as three. I know, so you didn't get the point. So I got the point, you got one point, Katie got one point. Number two is, do do do do, this is Halloween, this is Halloween. Not your anniversary? Halloween is number two. Wow. Wow, Brandon. My anniversary is very important, you guys. I love my wife. She's not here right now, so we're going to go with normal holidays. Christmas, Halloween. What's the third one? Summer. Let's see if they've got it. I'm going to go with anniversary. I'm going to change it. Okay? I'm going to change it. Is that smart? Okay. I did say the 4th of July, but I better put the anniversary on there or I might be in trouble. So I win. You didn't have the right order, though. Okay, you are being biased. You want it to be close game. You got these two. Oh, you got Easter. You didn't have Halloween. No, you don't get the extra point. Okay, so Katie gets one point. Anniversary was number two. But you are just lying because you want it to be a close game. Halloween was number two. Three to two. Kyler, that means you need to spin the wheel of consequence. You ready? Three, two, one. Name three reasons dad is cool. I like this one. That's easy. That's a good concept. That's easy. Do you hear that? But dad isn't cool in any reasons. You just lost the point right there. All right, Kyler, tell me three things. Oh, wait, I need to take these off. Wait. Okay. How was it? Was that easy or hard? Hard. What if we did a video 24 hours using Mickey Mouse hands? That would be great. You think you could do that? All right. Do your consequence. Dad is so cool because he started this whole YouTube channel. Oh, snap. No, he didn't start it. It was me. Yeah, he didn't. Number two that you're so cool is because you just take us around the world. Yeah, I love it. So I take you around the world. Number three. You take us to Hawaii every single year. That is so fun. Super fun. Give me five. You're a good boy. All right, awesome. Kaden, just for fun, why don't you give me a compliment too? I love... He's thinking hard right now. Your ears are so... Okay, here we go. Draw a picture of me in 60 seconds. The best picture wins the point. Oh, Kyler, draw a picture. Of you? How good are you guys at drawing? I'm so good at drawing. All right. I just have to draw you picking your nose and I win automatically. Don't forget I'm the judge, okay? All right, ready, set, go. How long do we have? You have 60 seconds. And now you have 10 seconds left, nine. Just kidding, just kidding, all right. Kayden gave me a cone-shaped head with the little pointy thing at the bottom. Kyler gave me the shape of an egg head. I can see by how they're drawing that my kids' drawing artistic abilities are about the same as me, okay? I'm not a very good drawing, and it looks like they're not much better. Kyler, what are you doing with this nose over here? One sec, one sec. Kyler drew my nose like that long. It was crazy. All right. It's actually looking pretty good. Okay, you guys really do have 10 seconds left. You guys ready? All right. I'm done. Ready? Actually, I'm going to give bonus points. There's a little sun I drew on the corner. Kaden's got a good picture right here. Mine is so... It looks like Kyler, not dad. These are actually funny. Okay, you guys ready? Because you're laughing your head off. Are you guys ready? Reveal in three. In three, two, one, show the fun squad. This is so good. Mine is so good. It's way better than Kayden's. He copied me with the sun. We're going to dissect this. Here we go. The hair looks pretty accurate. The eyebrows, really? Yeah, you have big, bushy eyebrows. That's how I look right there. The fur on his eyebrows. This is my favorite part. Nose is decent. Kind of looks like a little chicken's leg. It looks like you. Smile is decent. Why is this shoulder flat and this one, is that like a big giant bicep? What is that? That's your shoulders. There's like a mountain on this side. Because your shoulders are so goofy. Okay, and then... Why do I have a giant thumb and a giant pinky? Because you're doing the shakas. It looks like my three middle fingers are normal, and then you put like the Mickey Mouse fingers on there. I did. Okay. And then you have a six pack and a Fun Squad tattoo. Ooh, he just earned points right there. How do I—are you saying I have a tattoo of the Fun Squad on because you got to see the six pack. Yeah. All right. Okay, then. Not bad. All right. I'm going to rate these in a second. You hold that. All right. Here we go. All right, Kyler. This is this is a piece of art right here. Okay, I like it Picasso. That's way better because you're laughing your head off. You're laughing and then you have your tongue out kind of and then you have red cheeks because you're laughing so hard and then you have your eyebrows. I couldn't get really much time. Ears. And then the sun. He didn't get any ears. Oh, Kaden forgot ears. I got this. Nope, it's right here. See? Okay, but Kyler, you gave me tiny ears. How am I going to hear if I have tiny ears? What's with my hair? This looks like, you know, the guy on Back to the Future? Great Scott. Great Scott. This looks like a crazy scientist. I'm not. You're not really good at drawing hair, okay? You're not good at drawing anything! But, dude, look at this. You made my nose bigger than my body. Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait, what? No! The noses are like... Yeah. Okay, I'm gonna give you guys each 10 seconds to tell me why you think your picture's better. Look. It's just way better. I don't even need to explain. Kyler? I already know that one. I mean, I... I'm not good at drawing hair, but that's OK. And then the mouth, you were laughing so hard, I did some red. All right, he made me happy. OK, here we go. So I'm going to make a choice. Kyler, I'm going to give you an 8. Kyler gets an 8 out of 10. Oh, OK. An 8 for that? Oh my, you were actually, if Kyler wins, I swear. Kaden gets an 8 also. You did good, you did good. You could've done a little bit better. You're having him tie with me! So I'm gonna make a tie breaker. We're not gonna give you both points. We're gonna have somebody win this round. Are you ready? The winner of this round goes to the person that drew me with smaller eyebrows. So, I guess Kyler gets the point! you're lying i'm not lying you are the biggest cheater ever oh the game is rigged this is an actual decent painting that okay the the fingers were a little too much in the eyebrows that's drawing of you you think that looks like you and this looks way better like you i forgot about the six pack i should have given it to you sorry the points already been awarded No. All right, we're all tied up. Kaden, go spin your wheel. Watch, I'm going to win the next one because we're tied, and I can only have a one-point lead, apparently. All right, here we go. It is balance a book on your head for the next round. Ooh, that sounds hard. That's light work. This person right here, she is Kyler and Kaden's aunt. It's a cool book. So if you've never seen this before, go buy that book. All right, here we go. Kaden, you're like a natural. You're making this look like easy. Kyler, from my memory, in a recent video, you were supposed to balance a soda can or something on your head and you had a hard time. Is that true? Yeah. Kaden's. Kaden's doing good. All right, we've got Kaden balancing over here. We've got the next question. Don't forget guys, what does the winner get? An ETB Pokemon. What's ETB? I don't even know what that is. It's an Elite Trainer Box. Okay, all right you guys, Pokemon card. I don't know if they even know this. We're gonna see if they know this. I'm gonna give two points if they know this, okay? What did I... Dad, study in college. I know what you did, but I don't know what it's called. I don't think they know. You have to say it exactly perfect. How about this? If you say it exactly perfect, I'll give you two points. If you kind of say what it is, I'll give you one point. When you go to college for something, you focus on one topic, and then that's what your job is after that. Kyler has a blank board. He has no clue. You guys, turn your boards. Three, two, one, turn. Construction. Kyler, what'd you say? Math, because you... A bunch of businesses for math. I graduated in construction management. Oh, but that's not exact. It's not exact, so you don't get two points. But I get one. You did get close, you get one point. Kay gets one point, Kyler gets zero. Five to four, you guys, it's close. Guess I have to spin the wheel. See this baby right here? It's mine. All right, Kyler, let's see what you got. Dance battle. The person who wins gets the point back. Ooh. Yep. So here's what we're going to do. I can get the point still. All right, you guys, you ready for the dance battle? We are going for Kyler's point. If Kyler wins, he gets the point back. He's not going to win. If Cade wins, Kyler doesn't get the point back. Okay? Are we ready? Three, two, one, and go. Let's go. Kyler, you better get going. He's winning you right now. You're sabotaging him. You're sabotaging. Kyler, you're not even dancing. Kyler, Kyler, focus on yourself, don't sabotage. Show me a moonwalk. Three, two, one, and out. All right, okay, dance battle's over. Reminder, Kaden has five points, Kyler has four points. I was destroying you. No, you kept on sabotaging me. You're sabotaging, Kyler, you're not even dancing. If he makes you win again, I swear, because literally he is giving you free points. You guys, I want to remind you what's on the line, right? This awesome box of Pokemon cards, the ultimate consequence is the person has to go to a busy intersection, stand on the corner with an embarrassing sign. Not the person, Kyler. You were trying to sabotage him the whole time. Kaden was dancing and doing all these moves, and Kaden did like a backflip, and you just kept trying to mess him up. Well, I can't do a backflip. Flip. I know, but you're trying to mess him up. But, Kyler, you spent too much time trying to sabotage Kaden, and it did not work. So Kaden is still five, Kyler is four. We are down to the final round. Are you ready? Are you ready? Here we go. Here's the final question. Whoa. It's the final countdown. Wait, I'm already winning, so technically, if he wins, he ties. If I win, I win. This final round is worth... 10 points. Bro! 10 points for this final round. Dude, that's so unfair. Kaden has five, Kyler has four. Extra 10 point. This is the winner. Whoever does this wins the game. 15 points here I come. Are you guys ready? If I, Dad, if I could only eat one food for the rest of my life, what would it be? Happy. I'm gonna let you guys in on the little secret fun squad. It is right here. We're gonna put a picture of it right here. It's delicious. It's pretty much my favorite food. Hold on. I have to go, I have to go into my avatar state and meditate for this one. Okay, what are you doing over here, Kaden? I'm meditating. I'm going deep in the back of my brain. Okay, you should go in the back of my brain, actually. I'm trying. Um... Actually, it's at the front of your brain. I actually don't know. Does it count with health or anything? Anything, or? Maybe. Maybe. If his favorite food is healthy. What do you guys think? Like one meal or one, just food? Just a food. Just one food. I think I know this. Don't forget, all the cookies are on the line. This is worth 10 points, you guys. I'll give you a giant hint. I literally just wrote it on this board and I held it up back here. You guys could have looked easily. I think I know it. I think I know it, bro. You guys could have looked easily and you didn't see it. It has to be somewhat healthy because if you're eating it for the rest of your life, you're not going to want to eat junk food. All right, here we go. I have no idea, but I'm just guessing. All right. Okay, you guys ready to reveal? Yes, I'm ready. Fun Squad, are you ready to reveal? Yeah. Don't forget, we put it on the screen. Let's see if they got it. Three, two, one, reveal. Pizza! Pizza? What did you put? I was thinking this was going to be so good. Sweet pork burrito. What's the picture below? One of them is right, and one of them is not right. Why do you not seem so confident? Correct. Ready? Lynn's not right. Whose is right? Whose is right? Whose is right? For the win for this and the ultimate consequence. That's the worst. You guys just only looking at their body language right now. Somebody looks excited and confident, the other person does not look so confident. And the winner is... Cheers! Doo doo doo doo! What do the Ninja Turtles eat all the time? He's cheating this whole way. You've cheated him this whole way. I'm not cheating. You've cheated him the whole way. I mean, every single person basically likes pizza. With the picture, with the questions, you've cheated him. Put it in. That was as fair as it comes. No, it's actually pizza. Fun Squad, this is a good lesson. You need pizza every day. If you don't win the game, you should be a gracious person. You need pizza every day for the rest of your life. I'm not saying it's healthy, but I'm saying yes, it's my favorite food. I gave you lots of hints, I said that was my favorite food. It's not, no, the question isn't favorite food. It's if I could eat one food for the rest of my life. And you're saying it would be pizza. Yes, and I also told you, yes, and I also told you. I said something healthy because I knew that you'd want something good and healthy at the same time because... But I told you not to eat pizza. So you're telling me you're gonna eat a pizza every day? Every day of life for the rest of your life over a sweet pork burrito. I'm not saying I'm going to. I'm saying that's how it's going to be. No, no, no, no, no, no, no. In a universe where it's only pizza and sweet pork burrito for the rest of your life, what are you choosing? What are you choosing? We have a consequence for you. We have an ultimate consequence for you. What are you choosing? If it's pizza, if it's pizza for the rest of your life. I'm choosing the ultimate consequence for you. Ah, ah, ah, ah, ah. You come in a separate universe. Kaden, you can't kick someone. It's not favorite food. It's for the rest of your life. No, no, no, no, no. What are you choosing for the rest of your life, pizza or sweet pork burrito? Kaden, I'm gonna award something to you. Are you ready? I'm sorry, you didn't get it right. I explained it many times while you were deep in thought. I am mad. You're cooked. I can tell. All right, Kaden. Sleep with one eye open tonight. All right, Kyler gets the ultimate winning prize. There you go, Kyler. Kaden's gonna go do this ultimate consequence. Let's do it right. Here we go. Kaden, we're out here on the corner. We're on a busier road. There's lots of cars coming back and forth. What do you got? Nothing great. All right, let's see if they honk. Oh, our first customer. Oh, our second. Third. We're three for three, you guys. Get out of here. You got to get ten honks. You need ten. You need ten honks. Come on. Dance, dance, dance. Dance, dance. There we go. We got four. We got four. I love it. Kaden kind of looks embarrassed. This is really fun. This is working. This is good. This is good. There we go. There we go. Oh! That's 10, that's 10. All right, let's just do the biker for fun. That's 11. See if the biker will honk at you. See if you've got a honker. Honk, honk, honk, honk. Yeah. All right, he got it. He got bonus points. All right, Fun Squad, the last thing, go check out the Fun Squad Club. Here we go. Woo!