So You Think You Know Sam | Feat. Kristie Mewis

Sam Kerr
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Hello, Christina.
Did you put chapstick on?
Did you get it?
Can I have some?
I knew you wouldn't put any on.
They knew you were gonna say that to me.
I did.
Now, this should be the cover of the video
now that I have chapstick on.
Do I look 10 times better?
You just look healthier.
Okay, this is So You Think You Know Sam.
I'm Sam.
This is my sister, Christy.
Hi.
So, Christy, what's our history,
and why do you think you know me so well?
Well, I'm your sister,
so I'm supposed to know you the best, aren't I?
Yes.
So, how long have we known each other?
Since your birth.
Good answer.
I thought maybe you would say my birth.
I thought about it.
That was my first thought.
Okay, first things first, what's my birthday?
October 9th, 1993.
It is 1993.
Oh my God, 92?
Oh my God, it's 92.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry, I'm sorry.
Okay, Christy, we thought maybe you'd be the only one
to know it.
I'm sorry, I'm sorry, it's 92.
I don't know why I thought it was.
Christy, off to a shockingly bad start.
What was my major in college?
Oh my God, didn't you like writing or something?
I'm so nervous.
What does it mean, writing?
So, what was the major?
Literature.
We weren't friends in college.
I know, that's.
What school did you go to?
I don't even know, I'm just kidding.
Do you want to give it one more try?
It's something, like English.
Yeah, okay, I.
Besides the Tower of Power, what's my favorite nickname?
Samantha.
What does mom call me?
Samantha June.
What?
This is so awkward.
I don't know, I thought you were gonna say Sammy J,
but we can move on.
Oh, well, yeah, that one.
I always call you Sammy J.
I know, but you didn't say it.
Sorry.
Fine, that doesn't count.
Okay, this isn't easy.
I knew I would do the worst.
I think you're just, you're just, just.
What area of my life would I like to improve the most?
Your stress.
Yes.
What is my guilty pleasure?
Bread.
Bread and butter.
That, it works.
That works.
No, bread is, bread works.
What's my, this, nobody's gotten this yet,
so you could make up for not knowing my birthday
by knowing the answer to this song.
What is my go-to karaoke song?
Oh my God, what was it?
The one at Christmas?
Uh-huh.
Right when you say it, I'm gonna get so mad.
I don't know.
But I can, like, hear it.
Like, I can hear you singing it.
I don't know.
Tell me it.
Mr. Brightside.
No, I didn't know that.
That was not it.
Okay, you only have two left.
My confidence is not at an all-time high.
What's my most embarrassing on-field moment?
It's probably gonna be one of those memories
that I remember and you don't.
I don't know, tell me.
I remember when I was dressing for the game
for the first time and I couldn't find my jersey
hanging up, so I just, like, sat down
and, like, was sad in the corner
because I thought that they, like, made a mistake
and that I wasn't really dressing.
And then you came up to me and you were like,
Sam, what are you doing?
Go get dressed, we have to go warm up.
Where was your jersey?
Hanging up.
I just, like, missed it.
See, she doesn't even-
I don't remember that.
Okay, last question.
What's the most embarrassing off-field moment?
This one, there's a specific answer.
I feel like it's inappropriate.
Okay, then don't say it, and then that's not it.
Should I know this one?
It's just my most embarrassing moment ever.
Oh, I don't like these questions.
I don't know.
Rose, do you wanna tell her?
Oh my God.
Wait, but was it when the kid yelled at you in class?
In the cafeteria.
Yeah, and what did he say?
He said, Sam, go like this!
And I had pit stands.
Oh my God.
Remember, we used to have to wear a shirt and dry?
Yeah, because we, both of us.
I recently purchased a shirt and dry from Amazon.
Can we give Christy, like, a bonus question?
I, like, feel so distant from you.
Can one of you give Christy a question
that will prove she knows me?
Rose said, what's my biggest insecurity?
This has an obvious answer
because it's invisible right now.
Your hair.
That was worse.
The wardrobe comment, or the hair?
Well, it just looks really pretty.
What's visible right now?
I wasn't gonna say that
because I thought you'd get sad.
I am sad.
Did you not see me look down at your skin?
But I didn't wanna say that
because I felt bad.
It's okay.
It's all right.
You didn't do a great job.
I knew I would do the worst.
It's okay.
I'm fine.
Thank God I, thank God I at least have good friends
because clearly I need some work in some other areas.
Okay, thanks, Kuchita.
You did okay.
Did everyone else go?
Yep.
That was this season of So You Think You Know Sam.
We started off strong with Rose,
who has spent a lot of time with me recently
and asks me a lot of questions all the time.
So she did a pretty good job.
Sonnet also did a pretty good job.
Might've done maybe one question less than Rose.
Abby came in hot with the Sammy Bananas,
gave herself some big bonus points.
But now that she's out of the room,
I'm gonna take all those bonus points away
with the wardrobe comment.
Lynn came in and did a really stellar job.
Great performance from Lynn.
Might be the overall champ,
especially considering how poorly Christy did.
Didn't even know my birthday.
And she's my sister.
Also didn't really know anything else either.
Made another comment about my hair.
Otherwise, I'm feeling really confident in myself
and the friends that I choose to spend all my time with,
and I'm really excited to be done with this.
Try not to make me look too pathetic.
