Husky Refuses To Sell His Fluff! He Runs Off!

Hello? Are you being dramatic? Oh, you are. It's so cute that you leave us. I can barely see the pink. It's almost all grown back in. We have a problem. Okay. More your problem than my problem. Okay, you can't ignore the problem. Hello? Hello? Okay, about this problem. We're going to be having lots of guests over soon. We're going to have a house full of guests. You're going to love it. You will. You love seeing family. No. Well, you know what they don't love? Getting covered. Getting covered in your fluff. Your neck. Your shedding. All the fluff on your neck is coming off. We need to do something about it. We do. So that people don't get covered in it. Look at this funky hairdo. No, don't run away. Come back. We can do it out there. Don't run away. Oh dear. You're choking at the thought of losing some fluff. Well, the fluff's already on its way out so we need to get it all out so that it doesn't get stuck to people's clothing. I will pay you. I will pay you for your fluff. I promise. Oh. What are these sounds? This is the worst part. I'm just trying to get the worst part done quickly. I'm going to have to brush the beanbag off after this. This wasn't a good spot to be on. Okay, I'm sorry. I'm not paying you enough, am I? Come on this way. That is so hot on my neck. Do you think you should be paid again? Good boy. Is that good? Okay, it's not just your neck. Your whole body is shedding like crazy. How many itchy bits have you got, monkey? You're covered in itchy patches. Poor monkey. Is that good? Is that the spot, is it? I've got tongue hanger now. I feel good. There's so much. So much fluff. I just remember putting his stupid eyes on him. I forgot I did that. Rotate your butt that way. No, no, no. Touch your legs. And rotate your butt that way. That's it. Good boy. It's a big butt. This butt cheek in particular is very, very fluffy. Look at it all. Look at that. That was like three brushes. One cheek, and a short fluff. Neck fluff, butt fluff. Look at you. The amount of fluff is more than the mass of your body. That's it. Shake fluff Glitter everywhere. Are you getting revenge by digging my bean bag? You're a happy jig. What? I paid you for your fluff. You got a fair wage for that. I've got to bag all this up. I'm going to be washing it and spinning some yarn.