Surviving Jamaica's Lawless Blue Mountains 🇯🇲

I've risked my life too much I want to live It's lawless out here Ok, keep on going. Nothing to see here Maybe the police want to join in the wheelie party This is how chill the people are in Jamaica They just let police officers ride their bikes So if he does that We can go in your truck, right? Ya man, I'll ask someone but if you're going there, I'm going to shoot you Aguam people Today we're with my friend Kyle over here Hell yeah He's the motorbike guy of all Jamaica and today we're taking these big bikes into the Blue Mountains to some remote areas checking out some remote villages I hear it's like one of the most beautiful parts of Jamaica Kyle, what can you tell me about the Blue Mountains? Ya man, Blue Mountains are magical We're going to go up through some coffee plantations check the local villagers and see what they're doing today Awesome, I'm excited It's been a minute since I've been on a bike These are some pretty nice bikes but from what I've seen traffic in Jamaica can be kind of crazy but I reckon I'll get through it So ya, let's go Blue Mountains Kyle just went Remember left side of the road? I would have forgot right away Last time I was here I made that mistake Look at this view of all of Kingston The outside of the hills of Kingston That's almost like the Beverly Hills Ya, the Beverly Hills would be like this side here Ya What's the name of your channel? Seal On Tour Sea what? Seal On Tour Seal On Tour? Ya man And what's your name? Markie Markie? Markie Good to meet you bro Ya man, big up What's happening out here? There's a little fishery going there's a little cookout and things Ok, excellent You guys out here keeping the community safe? Is this where you're usually out patrolling? The whole Irish town Ok, so Irish town must be mellow compared to parts of Kingston Ya, ya You must have a nice job You've got to come around here to cook out and all that Not really nice They have a lot of stolen motor vehicles You ever have to get involved with that? Like chasing down a stolen vehicle? Right, quite a few times Wow This is how chill the people are in Jamaica They just let police officers ride their bikes So if he does that we can go in your in your truck, right? We can take that for a little spin? Ya man, awesome man but if you go in there I'm going to shoot you Enjoy your cookout man What's your name? Maki Maki? Big up Maki Seal on tour Ya, look me up Oh, I appreciate you Alright Jamaica got cool cops Not everywhere in the world you find cool cool police officers but Jamaica got them cool police officers Do any cars come up here or is it only people's bikes? No, like 4x4 will come up 4x4 Side by side ATVs will come up Ya but it's a coffee farm road so like the coffee trucks go up and down it Ya Ok, ya So would it be just coffee farmers that live on roads like this? Just coffee farmers What's Jamaican coffee like? I can't say I've ever tried it Ya, we're going to try it in a few Best coffee in the world Ok No bitter taste Ya I'm not like a huge coffee fan that's the thing I don't like I like the bitterness of it That's what everybody says until they try this one and they're hooked Alright Look how beautiful this is just a nice coffee plantation Outlooking the whole of Kingston And we're right in the clouds now Ya, we're about 4,000 feet elevation Really Hot air Sweet So clumsy Fully raining now We're fully in the clouds and it's fully raining but it's nice It's kind of calming What's that? You want a picture? Ya What's that? Put that I'm not special? Of course you are Oh, really? Ya Oh, thank you Excellent Ok, thank you very much You make me feel like a very special person Where are you from? I'm from Canada So am I Oh my gosh, good to meet you Where in Canada are you from? Ottawa We're Toronto Of course you're Toronto All the Jamaicans go to Toronto You're not even Jamaican? I'm from Guyana You're from Guyana You're Guyana Ya All good, all beautiful places Alright Where are you guys staying? Oh, we're on a little motorcycle trip We came from Kingston That's where we're going And now we're going around Where were you? Where were you going? Ocho Rios And how was it? It's good You got a little spoiled by the weather, but No, no, we didn't have any rain or anything Nice sunny day Beautiful Well I'm glad you enjoyed We came from Kingston, ya Kingston side, I'm going Kingston side Ok How long is it? Oh, I don't know, it might be different from you Maybe, maybe an hour Ya? I'm not too sure Wow What a Oh, sorry Stalled out your bike Counties all in American dollars Oh really? I said no, I thought I was in Jamaica How come I have to pay American dollars? Everyone here wants American dollars We're in Jamaica I go to the bank And I get Jamaican dollars I know You're not even American I know No Americans here We're from Canada, why not give us Canadian Charge us in Canadian first Exactly Alright, have a good time Exactly, you guys enjoy your trip, ok? Alright Ok, thank you You two, watch it Don't look over there Over here? Should I take my bike off then? Safe trip, guys Alright Take care Bye bye Bye Cool tourists out here Ok, I think we're at the coffee plantation now So we're gonna take a little walk around Wagwan, man Nolan Wagwan, Nolan Good to meet you You guys are the coffee roasters out here, Wagwan Smells good out here Nice wood burning and what not I'm not a coffee drinker but I can drink Ya, no, of course Of course, I hear the Jamaican coffee is something special Ya How long have you been in the coffee industry? From Burt, man From Burt You were born into the coffee industry Cheers That's the boy I told you to come call Oh, ok. I see you That's what I'm used to Ya, it's mellow. It's mellow. I like that I'm not into really heavy, bitter coffee but ya, this is mellow They know this is burning the rats They like to eat the skins Ya It's very sweet You grow any herbs here too? As well. Ya, coffee and herbs Ya How's that? Nice, man Coffee and herb It's a good life You're offering me some rum here? Ya, man. Wash this off Oh, thank you, man But you mix it with the water Ya Ok, so you do that just so it's not as strong No, nothing Should I try it straight? Straight? No, it's not good for your experience But I mean, if you drink enough of that it's still not good for you. What's the difference? Nothing at all good for you What about the herb? The herb's good for you, right? Too much, not good Too much, not good? Ya Too much coffee, not good? Too much herb, not good? Not at all Too much food, bang your belly All in moderation, right? Alright, cheers to that Water Water? Ok, if you insist One or two more Just a little bit. That's good there Ok Alright, cheers to good health, my man Ya, brother It is Ya, even with the water it's still pretty strong That's 64% rum Preach your love Thank you very much, sir No aid, preach your love Preach your love Ya, no aid, no appreciate Preach your love Preach your love, ok I'm trying to learn more about the local slang and Preach your love Preach your love, ok Preach your love Enjoy your rum, sir Yes, sir Preach your love Respect, man Alright, cheers guys You come to Jamaica and all the time you're just learning the new phrases and what not that they say here Don't say, you appreciate it You say, preach your love Misty mountains I don't know why this guy was running way out here in the boonies but he just hitched a ride Look at that Jamaica, some of the most lush jungle in the world, baby Oh, we're just ripping through it now Woo These roads are fun A little dangerous for me who doesn't have crazy experience but nonetheless fun Look at these roads Did someone try to pave these at one point? Because they did not do a good job Holy Wow, this is nice Hey, hey, hey Take care This is a comfortable flat wheel What? Wheel or flat? You would have been walking a long time if it weren't for him, huh? That's a long distance to come, huh? Oh my gosh Too much rain on you today Oh, I don't think you need any more today John, you fell You fell from me You fell? Fast food, everyone's having it and you smell nice I don't want to smell your hand, brother I don't know where that hand's been Ok, just hugs for now I ain't smelling that hand I didn't realize how polluted this guy was when he got on the back of Kyle's bike We don't need to sponsor him with any more booze today No man, nothing, nothing, nothing Bottom of Clydesdale St. Peter's Everybody's coffee farmers Coffee depot, so they pick it up and bring it down and then the truck comes and picks it up and carries it to the coffee factory Lots of coffee Some of them man It's a little rough A little rough? Yeah man, as you can see my boat No money Yeah, just a little bit No, not really Mostly the herbs Yeah, the atmosphere is nice Comfortable, you know My name is Pops, you can call me Pops Bike Real bike Stunt bike Can you use one of ours? Sure Can you use that one? That's the one I hope he hasn't had too much Ray and Nefru Red Straight today How long do you got to grow this out for? Ok, about my youth, just like him 21 years 21 years? Yeah Wow man Yeah man It looks good Yeah Ladies like it? Girls like that? Yeah How does it feel? Think you can pop a wheelie with me on it? Or is that dangerous? Dangerous Dangerous? I'm going to get your bike totaled Respect man That was cool Yeah man Heck yeah That must be fun Yeah man, sweet One day I'll learn Yeah man For now, just learning to drive on these roads Crazy out here Yeah We have one of those flats there Oh, like that? Yeah Oh, those look fun too Yeah man, the Angry Bird Oh yeah, yeah Yeah Good stuff A guy who's polluted is definitely on something He's pissing off the locals They're getting in his face at this point Did they find something or is your head just not good? No Coke Coke? Yeah He needs to start smoking some herb Meddle it down a little He mixes them Not a good combination sir You're taking the wrong things man You don't want to mix your uppers and your downers That was a good seat you just made there Oh, I almost feel bad for this guy That's ok, maybe he sees this and then he re-evaluates his ways Maybe I sober him up because of this I'm really doing a service, honestly Alright, I think it's time we get out of here I think it's time I finish this beer and get out of here You better get ready You want to finish it? Finish this beer There you go We'll stoke the fire even more He's nursing it like a baby in its bottle No, you don't You don't want to get on there As if you just found that guy running I was running and when I picked him up I was like Did he f*****g rob those tourist girls? Remember those two tourist white girls? And I was like, should I have picked him up? Did they say anything? And then I started asking him some questions Asking him in a different way And now he's good, he checked out He's just on that combination of coke and weed Alright, I think it's time we keep going Thank you guys, cheers Look at these houses up here That'd be beautiful to live up there Probably a pain in the ass to get up there With the roads and what not There's a little church here Just a beautiful spot to live Oh man Let her on buddy Not having a car here sucks Enjoy the mountains sir? Oh, the mountains are great Beautiful Big up yourself man You live out here? Oh yeah man, what do you mean? You got a good view out here? Everywhere man And when you go you can see Kingston He's going to show you everywhere man It's like that around here, understand? Welcome to the mountains Respect man, respect Where are you from? German? I'm from Canada You know how to do that? Canada Yeah man Good to meet you man We're deep in the hills now Took a while to get out here but It's like the only town For miles out here Where are we right now? What's the name of this place? Mavis Bank Mavis Bank? Okay, up in the Blue Mountains Yes How is it out here? Well It's cool and nice It seems cool and nice The breeze is nice Very good Awesome Well yeah, we'll just take a bike out here And we'll stop for some food Yes, there is food, yes Good food, good vibe? Yes man, good vibe! Alright, thank you, thank you, thank you Oh, you're a good vibe right now Alright, I appreciate you We'll try some food here Alright Fried, barbecued or stew? Chicken Oh, the chicken spot Fried, barbecued or stew? What do you recommend? Okay, I'll try the same I'll try the fried Any parts of the chicken? Oh yeah What's the best part of the chicken? They don't tie our breasts Which one do you rather? Oh, I like them breasts You like the breasts? Yeah man! Can I get two fried chicken breasts? What kind of industry is up here besides coffee? Like what would people do up here? Everything up here is coffee The entire Blue Mountain Ranch Really? Oh, okay Any other types of agriculture? Yeah, they grow coffee, banana But mainly coffee Mainly just coffee You saw that big blue building? That's a big coffee factory So every farmer have them plant And then they pick a box And sell it to the factory But besides that, the Blue Mountains Where you find like the Rasta's, the Rasta Caps And all that, right? Yeah, we can stop there if you want Yeah, we should do that, that would be cool Alright, let's see the hall Oh baby! Very traditional Jamaican box Just these fry centers on the side of the road You always get kind of the same thing Fried chicken with a little pasta or veg And then the good brown rice underneath But this is that good stuff This is the stunt guy I saw you popping the wheelie there Can you do one more for me? I'll try to get on with you I can't No, you can't? I tried, but I can't No, I saw you do it Come on Come on, man, I can't I'll toss you a couple of bills No, no, I can't You can't? I'll fall I just saw you do it perfectly fine Let me do my thing You want to go bust a wheelie in the river I'm going to toss it He's the wheelie man You do wheelie? Yeah, but So you use his bike? No, that one is too slow Too slow Letting me down All good, man Respect, ok I'm trying to find someone who can pop a wheelie out here with me on them I saw many people come by Popping wheelies But they don't want to give me a wheelie No wheelie now Oh, police working I didn't think no police come around here Yeah, police is here, man Officer But they don't like the wheelie things They don't like them? I don't think the police love the wheelie things I still want to find someone, we'll just look out for the cops Respect, man Down there Ok, we'll avoid the cops down there That's a good one There's no cops out here It's lawless out here How you doing? Can you do a wheelie with me on there? Or at least just you do a wheelie about going by here Yeah You got that? This is the guy, the yellow guy there The one who just pulled in there That's the guy I saw doing wheelies with passengers Oh, he's getting on one of ours Oh, I see, I see Cal goes, put a helmet on Was that your yellow bike? I saw you do a wheelie up here, right? Yeah, man Can I do one with you? You want a video? Yeah, a video, I'll pay you Yeah, man But I want to go in the back with you No, you can't Oh, yeah, we can't anymore, huh? They're on to us They heard we were making a ruckus up here Ok, keep on going, nothing to see here We're just having a little chill, you know Maybe the police want to join in the wheelie party Goodbye, keep on going, keep on going He wasn't wrong, there was police nearby That was mental That guy came out of nowhere Oh, my That was crazy Crazy, man Big up On him? You're going to pump a wheelie with me? Alright, this guy's Alright, keep me safe, ok? Alright Oh, my God, for safety Wild, man Wild Holy Ok, I've risked my life too much today I'm good I'm good, I'm good I'm good now Oh, my God, you did a good job Ok, I guess I've risked my life too much I want to live Ok Can I get off now? Respect, man You want to take that one? Take it for a rip It's lawless out here Oh, my gosh The things I do For the sake of YouTube How I risk my life Geez, Luis, I'm fine with no more wheelies For the rest of the day, holy That got my heart racing Cheers, my brother I appreciate you, that was fun, man What's your name? Daniel Alright, you take care, you be safe, alright? Exactly, ok, cheers, man Alright, thanks, guys It makes you think, like Who lives out here, like, these roads But at the same time, I think, like, Jamaica has just Really poor roads Yeah, road condition is bad, I mean Once you get rural, the road conditions are bad Yeah, exactly, but there's still plenty of people out here It's not like it's really bad Because there's no one out here Not quite a happening spot right now Apparently there's always a lot of drunk people But that's ok, it's a really chill day This is a cool rip up here, I'll be honest He wants to bring it down to the river Oh, my gosh He's pretty skilled at what he does He really knows how to ride bikes It's almost like It's like an extension of his body That's how comfortable he is on it Look at him I don't think a lot of people consider Jamaica, like A good destination for a motorcycle trip Well, those people, I'd say they're wrong Because this is a crazy destination To rip around on a bike Let me get over here Dude, this is crazy You got this all the way down here You're a mad man Dude, tell me about, like, what kind of trips You do around here So, we do motorcycle off-road tours Adventure tours around the island From one day to multi-day expeditions You know, we would put on our backpacks Put everything on and hit the road You really get to see the interior And some remote spaces in Jamaica That average tourist would never ever get to see And the only reason why we get to see it Is because of the motorbikes Jamaica's just a place that everyone comes And they stay at resorts, they see the beaches But I think the real hidden beauty Is the interior out here in the Blue Mountains But no one really comes out here No one really knows about it And it's hard to get out here You see those road conditions But that's just what makes it so fun When you're ripping around on bikes like these So yeah, I'm going to put his information In the description And if you're around here, you should hit him up Respect brother Appreciate it. Cheers I like the vibe here Which one's your girlfriend? None of them are my girlfriend Which one? This one? Damn! You're looking thick Nice man Cold water for me. Thank you sir Cheers You see that blue building? Yeah All those houses are part of it We're just going to loop around. It's not far But we've got to walk up. There's no riding up there Nah, that's cool. We're not far off That's crazy. It's a bit weird sometimes A bit weird? Sometimes, but sometimes they're cool I don't want nobody coming in Alright, we're struggling Walking up these steps Kingston's there in the background And we're on our way to Virasta Camp Which is at the top of this hill They have signs here that says Without permission, you can't video What not They seem like quite strict Rastas, but we're going to inquire Say it's good for a good promotion So we got a chance to enter The Rasta community But inside, they're very strict On filming and what not So I think we've come to an understanding About me coming back And staying some nights and actually making A full video here Documenting the life of the Rasta people So I didn't want to go in and Film everything around, but When I come back, we're going to come to an understanding About filming, what kind of Video I'm making That was a good trip I appreciate you, and take in That was just a day trip A whole week Alright So if you reckon you want to do something like that Hit up Kyle, we're going to go in the sports bar Have a little drink Alright, cheers y'all, peace