AKBINGO! Ep180 [English sub]

WHEN THE HELL DID THIS ALL START!? Up until now, AKBINGO! has again and again played many pranks. Even now the members are incredibly wary! Excuse me. For example, when infiltrating with a camera to the frequently pranked members. What are you doing? -We're AKBINGO! Woah, woah, woah... How suspicious! Is this a prank? -They are suspicious. -It's definitely a prank. It amasses to a lump of suspicion! Oh, it's all right. How suspicious! We no longer have any use for members we can't prank! So this time we'll be carrying pranks on members ranging from HKT, with no experience of being pranked, to other "not so cautious" members. [A mysterious psychic from India has arrived in Japan!] [The members will again and again continue to be pranked!] Will she do it? "Gets!" The strategy this time around is... ...the "if a pretended psychic came to the studio" super prank strategy! Putting NTV's company fortunes on the line with the casting of a psychic... This time, there is going to be a special show during prime time, so that special show will be advertised on this AKBINGO! However! All of it is a complete lie! The psychic will continually cause the AKB members to go through unthinkable situations! During this recording there are members with little experience being pranked. The truth is that a plan had been hatched before the recording. First off, a bogus, important man explains about the super VIP psychic man. Please just pay earnest attention so as to not be rude to this person. Okay, thank you. And so, with a feeling of nervousness greater than always, the recording will start! -(Staff) Time till we record... 3, 2, 1! Tonight, AKB48 will be the witness... to an Indian Psychic man! Urgent Coming to Japan Special! [Fake!] -Today I will replace Sata-san, who is in poor shape. I'm Tsunehisa Fujii, an announcer for NTV, it's great to be here. Thank you for coming. So, Kiyoto-san. -Yes? The day that will remain in the history of AKBINGO! has come! -Yes, that's right. The atmosphere in the studio is different from usual. The truth is that at that very time... Welcome heavenly seat holders! -Yay!!! What those guys are currently doing is actually the underside project. This side is where the main show is! -Awesome! Sata being in poor shape is then, of course, a complete lie! He'll be in a separate room with these 4 people observing the state of the studio. They'll be quizzing about what kind of reactions the members will have to the pranks by the fake psychic. And now we have this kind of introductory video about the fake psychic, in order to convince the members. Please watch this. Tonight, you will come to understand the meaning of miracles. Taresa Mada. Urgent arrival in Japan. He uses the sky, the sea and the land... By penetrating your body with all the powers of the Earth... ...he'll give rise to an unprecedented supernatural phenomenon. The kind of powers that Taresa Mada has, includes... ...a large number of people witnessing his levitation! Taking spirit photographs of the true form of Buddha. Using clairvoyance to predict the well-being of the survivors of the Chile mining incident before others. And tonight, he'll reveal before AKB's eyes, a new supernatural phenomenon. I've got goosebumps all over me. -I know! I do too! What? What's with that? The members all now completely believe in the lie. And then finally... Well then, let's have our guest come on. The Indian psychic, Taresa Mada! [From now on a fake psychic will appear on stage] The music is playing. -This is for real! This is for real! -Yeah, the real deal. He's really... -He has appeared! He has finally appeared! He is indeed the psychic, Taresa Mada! Why are you appearing on such a show as this? [The accomplice this time - Fake Psychic: Taresa Mada] My hopes are to use my psychic powers to preserve the global environment and for world peace. [Fake Interpretation] And because I heard that these girls here currently have the most influence in Japan, so I've come. [All a Lie] -Sounds realistic, right? -Amazing! Okay everyone, what is Taresa Mada backwards? Damasareta! (To be tricked) The fact that he is from India is not wrong, but he currently lives in the Chiba prefecture, in Matsudo City... And he loves soba. -What!? -That's adorable. He is currently speaking in Hindi, but he is normally fluent in Japanese. -What!? -Really? There is a hidden earphone in the bogus psychic, so that he can receive commands from Sata. Which means that... Taresa-san, while getting interviewed, can you casually pick your nose? [Command: Pick your nose] That's rude. -That wasn't casual! That was way too unnatural! -That wasn't done casually! [Unnatural?] Don't do it so boldly! -Taresa-san! Well then, to begin with I'll announce the first prank. It's this! "What if the psychic's feet were extremely stinky?" -What? Come now, the first target is the energetic Yamauchi Suzuran from Team 4! The bogus psychic will claim to produce power using his feet. Then saying that he'll grant psychic powers to Yamauchi, he'll make her smell his extremely stinky foot. But, because he's moody, you can't just say that his feet are smelly. Now, what will Yamauchi say in response to "Did you feel the power?" after smelling his extremely stinky feet? By the way, how does his feet smell? Ah! That stinks! That stinks!! The smell is an unbelievable 10 times the stink of a regular sock that has been worn for a week. This time, with the cooperation of the Yamamoto fragrance stock company, an extract of the stink of feet has been painstakingly reproduced. Now then, what will Yamauchi say after smelling this? Well then, let's start with Sato Amina. -Okay. Okay. "This is what power is like, right? This type of feeling, right?" I see, kinda gentle. -In outline... The rushing feeling, she... -She won't say that, right? Because he's moody, she'll frantically try to patch it up. I see. So, next is Nagao. Okay. "I really felt the power!" Suzuran is the acting type. So, after saying it, she'd go, "It stank". [Myao: "It kinda stinks..."] [Masuda: "What!? It stinks!"] [Nagao: "I really felt the power!"] [Sato: "This is what the power is like, right?"] You can see the answers of the four. Let's see what happens. First off is to grind into the members that he's a moody person. You will now be asked a question from Kiyoto, so please get all suddenly pissed off at it. Um, it's difficult for me to tell by your appearance, but how old are you? [Command: Suddenly get angry] He is pissed. -He's angry. He's angry. He said, "Why are you asking about my age?" [Forcibly getting angry and possibly returning home, the bogus psychic] -That kind of thing is actually forbidden in India. [That's not true] And the studio freezes over! [All the Staff are Extras] The staff that are trying to calm down Taresa, are actually extras. I bet it's like all of the AKB members have no idea where the landmines are in this minefield. -They're not sure what to do. And so Taresa-san is a hard-to-please person. [This person is scary...] I would think that they would know that by now. [Grinding in plan 2: His psychic abilities are real!] Next, rubbing in that he is a holder of real psychic powers. Now, instead of a greeting, we will be having Taresa-san show us his power in an experiment prepared by the staff. This here is what the staff has prepared, these are called ESP cards. -ESP card? There are five kinds of cards. From now, he will tell you which one card you picked, using his clairvoyance. What? The person that will pick the card will be one of you girls, so please select someone. Is there anyone that wants to volunteer? The members are completely frightened at Taresa. So Kiyoto has nominated Maeda Ami. Which means that Terasa will tell which card Maeda picked. -Okay. First off, in order to produce his psychic powers he must perform some outrageous prayer. The natural power comes from the inside of his head, into his body. He then receives the power from the tips of his feet. And he is currently doing that prayer. The power is currently flowing from inside his body? -Yes, that's right. The bogus psychic is sucking in the psychic power from his feet. However, everyone is convinced of it, from the target, Yamauchi to the rest of the members. She will now pick the card, so can Taresa-san please turn his back? Well then, Maeda-san can you please pick one card and then turn them all over. He'll do this using clairvoyance. She has now picked a card. How do you actually do this? But how does the bogus psychic actually find out the card? Taresa-san, it's the kanji for "ten" (The cross). The kanji for "ten" (The cross). [By voice?] Taresa, after receiving the instructions from Sata, is giving a plausible performance. He has selected a card! -How's that? -How's that? Please show us the card you selected, Maeda-san! That's correct! -Amazing! [The members are surprised at his bogus psychic powers] Amazing! -This is so cool! He's got the right character. -Scary... Wow! Everyone seems so innocent. And after that, no matter how many times you do it, he will of course get it right. The star. That's correct! Now that the groundwork is all complete, we'll now get to the real issue at hand. After this, we'll make the target, Yamauchi, go through the clairvoyance challenge. During it, the bogus psychic will say that he'll grant powers to her, while she smells his extremely stinky foot. But, because he's hard to please, you can't just say that his feet are smelly. Well then, what will Yamauchi say in response to "Did you feel the power?" after smelling his extremely stinky foot? With clairvoyance? -Yes. At long last, Yamauchi will take the challenge of clairvoyance. First, Kiyoto will select one card. Everyone is firmly believing it, right? -Yeah. They think he's first-class. Now, Yamauchi will try some clairvoyance, but prior to that... -Yes. ...he'll grant the power, right? -No way, this is scary. [Fake Ritual to bring forth psychic powers... Start!] Raise both your hands and please feel the power of the sky. He'll chant a spell, so while your eyes are closed, please carefully repeat that spell. -Okay. Kabayodasou! Kabayadasou! Please read out backwards the spell that Yamauchi just said now. -Huh? Kabayodasou... Uso Da Yo Baka! (It's fake, you idiot!) [Yamauchi chanting the spell which she knows nothing about] -It's fake, you idiot! And finally, Yamauchi will smell his stinky foot. Please breath out and in -She smelled it! Ready? A direct hit with the strong odor! Well then, what will Yamauchi say in response? She smelled it. A slow reaction! How slow... -Please concentrate. -How slow... -Please lean forward. [Myao: "It kinda stinks..."] [Sato: "This is what the power is like, right?"] [Masuda: "What!? It stinks!"] [Nagao: "I really felt the power!"] -How is it? Do you feel the power, Yamauchi? -It like... has a weird smell. [Correct answer: "It has a weird smell."] -How is it? Do you feel the power? [It stinks so bad!] Like... I don't really understand... [Yamauchi is thinking about answering like an adult, taking into consideration the moody psychic] -It has like an interesting smell... Which means that you're all wrong! Afterwards, Yamauchi is going to try use clairvoyance, however... There's no way she'll get it. Well then, please select one. She's chosen one. I got it wrong! -How unfortunate! I was confused between these two. [Being considerate until the end so as to not displease the psychic] She sort of saw it. -Don't just say whatever you like. -Saying whatever you like after it has finished? Come now, the next prank is... If a strange ghost appeared in a spirit photograph? The target is the auntie character, Katayama Haruka. The bogus psychic will say that he senses a bad ghost around Katayama, then using a special camera, he will take a fake spirit photo. Then after seeing it, she will be surprised and then a fake exorcism will be carried out. What will Katayama say in response to "Do you feel at ease?" after being exorcised? Well then let's start with Sato. -Okay. "Wow! Like... I feel like I'll be having plenty of fun tomorrow!" -I see. With a positive attitude. Katayama has recently been positive. Next, Masuda. -Okay. "I can finally eat after this." Because she can't eat now? -I've heard before that she doesn't really have much of an appetite. Is that so? -Yeah. So she might think that her lack of appetite might be from this. [Nagao: "My shoulder stiffness has healed"!] [Masuda: "I can finally eat now."] [Amina: Fun things will happen to me!] [Myao: The truth is that it has been difficult for me.] Here you can see the 4 member's answers. Well then let's see what happens. Please look at this photo. Taresa-san has, without moving from India, taken a spirit photograph of something. What do you girls think has been taken? The Statue of Liberty? -Yes! That's right! -What!? It's the Statue of Liberty of the USA. Without leaving India, he sent his thoughts and took it with a camera. Ah I get it, I was... well looking around it. -So a photo of the Statue of Liberty was taken. Because they are convinced of his powers, we'll finally start the prank on Katayama. Um... I don't know if I should be saying this but... ...there is just one person that is bothering me. Who? Who? It's Haru-chan! In the first row, the second closest. Me? What's wrong with me? What can you see in Katayama-san? A kind of bad aura. -No way! No!! [Attention: It's a lie] -You've been selected. Cry! He feels that you may normally feel like your body is a bit heavy. What do you think? I have trouble waking up in the morning, among other things. Having trouble waking up...? The only reason you have trouble waking up is because you're tired! If we are able to borrow a camera, then we'll use it to take a spirit photograph. What!? No way! -That's scary! And so... ...they managed to get a special camera from an accomplice journalist cameraman. Now let's take a photo! The truth is that this special camera, using two shutter movements, can overlap two photos together. Which means that they prepared it by taking another photo. [Taking of the Spirit Photograph] -She's making a face. -I feel like crying... -So he's clicked the shutter. But he's not in much of a rush. The photograph has come out. At last, the spirit photograph has emerged. What? What is it? Um... Let's have a look at the photo. [Fake Spirit Photo] [Katayama is crying aloud at the fake spirit photograph] -You can clearly see it on her shoulder. -It'll be fine. How? The truth is that this ghostly hand is actually Nagao's hand. Katayama and the members, not knowing that, are shocked and frightened at the hand. How? How? However, an unthinkable helping hand will reach out to the freaked out Katayama. Don't fret. If you'll allow me to have some of your time, then I'll be able to remove this bad aura. Is that so? Then Katayama-san please definitely do it. -Yes. Which means that from now he'll be doing a fake exorcism. Firstly, while following my movements, please chant the spells following me. -Okay. Face the sky and please say this in a loud voice. Kabayodasou! (It's fake, you idiot!) Katayama is performing the exorcism seriously. However... Then raise your hands and bend your elbow. Then continue to move it closer to your shoulder. It's the "Aiin"! I've never seen such a serious "Aiin" before. Katayama isn't noticing at all! Furthermore... Bend and go down. Then using the power of the Earth. Will she do it? "Gets!" Will she do it? Please point your fingers straight forward, then turn around. -"Turn!" It's done! The "Gets". While you revolve around, this time feel the power of the air. [Impossible! In spite of the exorcism, no one is noticing] No one is noticing. The fake exorcism has finished with no problems! You're all fine now, the state of your eyes and body is covered in a lovely aura. Thank you very much. -Thank goodness. Come now, what will Katayama say in response to "Do you feel at ease?", let's see those answers! How is it Katayama? Do you feel more at ease than previously? -From here. Yeah, but... I don't really know but... with the different atmosphere of the studio, and it suddenly changing... But now I really feel relaxed. Which means that no one got the correct answer! That's it for this week! Next week will be the conclusion of this bogus psychic prank, continuing the assault of pranks on the members. What!? And then finally is the revelation of it! It was seriously like the smell of feces! The whole story will be revealed next week! After this is Watanabe Mayu's studio solo live! [AKB48 News] At the Saitama Super Arena Concert the other day, AKB48's anticipated new single "Manatsu no Sounds good!" had its first performance. The release date will be on the 23rd of May, please enjoy! Currently popular, and on sale... ...Watanabe Mayu's solo debut single, "Synchro Tokimeki"! Tonight will be the first showing of this solo studio live. Going over the fence and leaving the emergency exit Is the shortest path to the classroom I suddenly looked to my side to see the habitual latecomer I got into a race with you When you climbed the spiral staircase (Because you went up the stairs first) Your skirt was way too short (The flickering of your butt was so tempting) After several seconds... the commencing bell will ring but I am not concerned about that kind of thing Right now fervently... run to the same goal! This breathing, and pulsing... My heart is pounding, pounding, pounding at this premonition of love The gushing out sweat, our messed up hair Our feelings are synchronizing to the throbbing This breathing, and pulsing... My heart is pounding, pounding, pounding at this premonition of love The gushing out sweat, our messed up hair our feelings are synchronizing What's continually attracting me is the synchronizing of our throbbing Coming next time, the pranks will continue! Wow! A human has fallen over! Next week, the concluding part to this bogus psychic prank. -This is bad! Quickly! Furthermore at the revelation, the members will be torn into pieces! Aren't I just an idiot!? -Yes, you are an idiot! The next AKBINGO! will be late at night at 19 past 25 o'clock. Please enjoy it! I had way too much courage during my first time being pranked. "AKBINGO!" will end today. On the 13th of April (Friday) "GaseGase" will start, please enjoy! I don't believe it. -"I don't believe it"!