The New Kardashian Series is Already a Chaotic Mess..

I love that slide and ball pit situation a few moments later yeah to me that's what's so exciting is just that side of our lives like people don't see like I cleaned out the playroom today like that kind of stuff gets me makes me horny I hate talking about myself that's a lie but I'm two years in to school I am literally just studying for the bar and I've just been in like mom mode carpool mode do you want to go with dad to the Grammys and be his date I've been pretty busy since you last saw us I get up at four o'clock every morning sure Jan how can people not answer their phone at 7 a.m. it's like it's almost lunchtime oh it's a game oh well then we're suing them if it's a game with my name and picture Kendall's not here because she's just got the flu or something I actually didn't have the flu sorry your sister is gonna host SNL when I divorced him you have to know it came down to just one thing his personality everyone around me is like you have to do this and I get it it's so cool so cool but I always put myself in these situations that I think I'm fulfilling other people's dreams honestly of like my mom's just not funny like that you are you are funny it's just you just don't know you're funny can't eat you you're already eating so where's your head out with court honestly I think for like the first time probably in my life amazing is this all for SNL no I mean it would be so cool for the kids to see like mom and dad on SNL together that's like oh so cool so cool but then like I might be more stressed out like you know the more people you know that are there like I might just be like oh my god I don't know what you mean that ice who's coming from your family I'll make my mom be a part of it can you believe I'm old enough to have a daughter who's getting divorced no you can't because my surgeries worked do you know what you want to say in the monologue no I want to say hi hi you know I you guys make fun of me for having a bigger vagina than most yeah I'm a robot I please get the iceberg lettuce wedge as well but all chopped can I add tomato to it and can I add egg and ranch dressing it always smells so good in here doesn't it why am I always talking to myself because you're old you're not doing anything wrong you're protecting yourself and your reputation for your children's sake yeah and I'm not doing anything wrong I'm protecting myself for my reputation and my children's sake really it's okay it's okay I have all the time all the money and all of the resources to burn them all to the ground