What Made You Cheat on Me? - Forgetting Sarah Marshall | RomComs

What's going on? You fainted. Oh. I didn't want you to wake up by yourself. How's your friend? Is he all right? Yeah. I gave him stitches and he's sleeping it off. Oh, hey, you want to hear something funny? What? Are you ready to laugh? Because this is a gas. Okay. Edward Scissorhands over there told me that you two were fucking each other for a whole goddamn year while we were together. Shit. How about that, Sarah? I'm sorry, Peter. Pete, you shouldn't be up and walking around. Can you please just... Please don't touch me. Just don't touch me, okay? I'm not touching you. Will you just please sit? Please? All right, I'll sit down, but I'm sitting down because I want to, not because you've asked me to sit. Okay? Great. I'm here. Listen, I get it, okay? I just, I need to understand what I did to make you cheat. I just... Pete, it's not anything you did. You didn't do anything. I mean, you were great. Will you please cut the bullshit and have a talk with me? Fine. Cutting the bullshit. It got really hard to keep taking care of you when you stopped taking care of yourself. I tried to get you out of the house. I tried to get you off your little island you love so much, the couch. You didn't want to see the light of day. God, there was one week when you wore sweatpants. Every day. You shall not pass! Oh, you know what? If they were Sean John sweatpants, it would have been fine, but because they're Costco brand, it's like the worst thing I could do. That has nothing to do with it. That's what you don't get. I'm sorry that I didn't end up being who we thought I was going to be, you know? I tried really hard. I promise you that. I just didn't have it in me. I think if you just maybe tried harder. Oh, I tried. You have no idea how hard I tried, Peter. I talked to a therapist. I talked to my mother. I read every book possible. I took love seminars. I took sex seminars. None of it worked. None of it made a difference to you. And I couldn't drown with you anymore. Don't you dare sit there and tell me that I didn't try. I did. You were just too stupid to notice.