Dwayne Johnson and Emily Blunt Funny Moments

I am Emily Blunt and I play Dr. Lily Houghton. Who gives a s***? I'm Dwayne Johnson and I play Frank, I'm only kidding. And I play Frank Wolfe in Disney's Jungle Cruise. Some egg in it, some oatmeal. And just a hot dog swallowed whole. And a hot dog swallowed whole. He just loves sausages. Okay, wow. Is that right? Because you have more fat on you. Okay. So you'd last longer. And you have herpes. Oily s***. What the s***? ...surgeries from football and... That's why you have a fake leg. And a torn Achilles. No, I don't have a fake leg. Because you're not on social media. That's the only thing that's on your phone is selfies. Because you're not cool. Okay. Well... Oh, I have mystique. This one doesn't use deodorant, so you can imagine what that is. Wow! No, I'm kidding. That's the headline from all this. Arms down. I'm kidding. Take one of the hibiscus, Emily. Give one of the flowers. I'm kidding. Don't I always smell nice? You do. Wow. That is fantastic. Here. This is the sound of a snake going up Emily's ass. No. Oh! No, come on. What do you like? What do you enjoy singing? I would prefer to sing like... No, we're not doing it. We're not doing it. You're not going to drag me in. No, I love a bit of Sam Cooke. He knows that. The Lotus Redding. Okay. Okay, let's do the next one. What have we got here? Does Emily Blunt wear glasses? She does, and she needs to wear them more. Keep going. Yeah. Does Emily Blunt speak Spanish? I understand a lot of Spanish, and I don't speak it very well. Stop. It's not happening. I don't want to sing Sam Cooke. No, I don't. I don't. Another time. No, you can't. You'll sing now. You'll sing now, and you'll like it. You see this? Who's a control freak? Who's most likely to be a control freak? Dwayne Johnson. Do you like to sing for BuzzFeed? No, I don't. Go ahead and sing. No, no, no, no, no, no. Go ahead. You think you're cool? Go ahead. I don't do that. You think you're cool? Go ahead and sing. No, I don't do that. I don't do that. Sing! He has no friends. He doesn't even know how to throw a dinner party. And that would be Emily. Life. And then on this side is a... Emily Blunt's face. Mixed with... This is weird. That's just because I can never remember what his name is. It's like, I mean, I don't know if anyone... I keep telling her it's Dwayne Johnson, and it's like... No, I was like, what is it? Dave Gobson. Dave Gobson, yeah. I just, it's, I'm sort of just, I'm trying to help get him known out there in the world, but I can't, I just can't get his name right. Benching is when you're on your back and you lift it, right? Is that benching? Yes. So you can bench. I don't know what that was, what you just did, but... Is Emily Blunt doing right now? Unfortunately, talking to Dwayne Johnson. Is Emily Blunt's... Oh, for God's sake. Herping medicine. No, no. Good with your thumbs? I'm great with my thumbs. No, no, you can't, you're not allowed, you're not allowed, you're not allowed. Got me, that was good. What is the deal with the Rocks abs? What's wrong with the Rocks... What's wrong with the Rocks abs? That's so... What is wrong with them? Who wrote that? What is wrong with them? There's nothing wrong with them. It's not his fault, guys. These f***ing a**holes who are... It's not, not his fault. Who are Googling what's wrong with the Rocks abs? Okay, what's wrong with your abs? Well, it's called a wrestling match for 45 minutes. Where are your abs? In the top of my... You're open to eating an odd human being. Meaning you. Yeah, like you'd probably kill me or Jack so that you could survive, and you'd be fine with that. I would be absolutely fine with that. Remorseless about it. Completely. Anything to survive. Yes. Her, because with her British sense of umma. Nope. As she likes to say. No, I don't, I've never said it. British sense of umma. I've never said it. Umma. It gets worse. British sense of umma. Hated it. Staged it. Emily hated it. Hated it. Emily was... Because she has no British sense of umma. That's not how you say it. That's how you say it. Jack. Like you, very scared of snakes. No, no, no, no, no. You scream like a little... B.I.H. Not a B.I.H. ever. When did you last eat something? I was wondering how much food is on your hands. So... Because it might attract. Go on, Toots. You got it. There you go. Just a gentle brush. That is a snake. How do you feel, Toots? It's fine. Do you feel quite calm? Of course. I'm one with the animals. You look like my child. I look like your child. That's the truth. Go ahead. Daddy. I hate the daddy bit. It's the worst. Daddy. No. Daddy. It's awful. Shh. We've got brute strength and brains. Right? We got brute strength, brains, charm. Sex appeal. And a massive ego. Yeah, it's going to be Toots and... Don't. You're going to say tits or something, weren't you? Toots and tits. No, you said that. I didn't say that. It was like that. He also hiked my pants up so high. So he did it without me realising as we were swinging. They were literally up under my tits. And then when they cut, it was disgusting. I was like, we cannot do this. I didn't hike them up that high. You hiked them up very high. Just a little. No, it was like wedgie height. It wasn't great. A little. Just give a little. Give a little front. The director's note is, maybe less for wedgie. It's going to be hard. I never meant to... It's funny because he's never brought it up. So it's very hard. He's never brought it up. So I don't know how you would get this. This is impossible. The sexiest man alive. Unfortunately, it really was. That is the truth. It won't stop until you feel it. I want you to just know that you are a real action. And you do not need to make your tits bounce anymore for anyone. That's how I got my roles. Making my tits bounce. That's it. For life. And he is my most enormous buddy. And will always be my most enormous buddy. I'm pretty sure he was just... Did you... Don't do... No. Those days are done, alright? You like that? He's giving the people what they want. I'm giving it? Don't give it to... Go for it. I'm trying to encourage him not to do that. They will not stop until you feed them. She's reckless and funny. That tenacity. That sense of adventure. Are you wearing knickers? How inappropriate is that? It's a Daisy Duke. Alright. Daisy Duke right there. He's black and I'm half black. Don't say... That's how we say it in England. I just said Duke. That's how we say it in England. You said... You're insane. Wow. We're going to talk. We'll talk. I'm going to talk to her after this. Do you know when the first Jungle Cruise trip was? 1955. Well done. Well done, sir. Well done. Dwayne Johnson was on that ride in 1955. It's great to be back. 95% of Emily's acting was CGI? I have to get drunk for it. Wow. I had to get high for it. How about that? You can't swim. You sunk it. That's what you did. Who cried when they saw Baywatch? Dwayne's agent cried. Co-star with someone who I've loved and admired over the years. Gal Gadot. No, I knew it. Oh, you knew it, right? For a second, I was like... No, Emily Blunt. Well, when I first came on board, Jason Momoa was doing it. I was like, oh my God. What do you mean? What's my name? Lame boy. Wow, don't encourage that, guys. Do not laugh. And so your name, remember? Okay, Big Head. Come on. Have you seen my head next to yours? Wow. Let's not even get going on this. Don't laugh at that. Okay. You're beautiful. Hey! Go ahead. Do you know when I was scared was running on the rooftop? I have a point that I was going to make. I know, but I didn't... It's long-winded. Let's go. We've only got three minutes here per segment. Let's go. I need to pee. Okay. Is that all right? Me too. Edge of tomorrow? Edge of tomorrow, too. Who would you do that? Tom Cruise. F*** that. No, you do it with me. What? Don't you say it. No, I'm not going to say it. I would definitely take like a blanket... Don't say it. And it's... Don't even try it. I'm not even going to... Sorry. I won't. I would take a sleeping bag and a tent, and I would take food, and I would take... Vagisil. I did, yeah. I had my a** waxed once every Thursday in the morning after breakfast. Talk about a jungle, okay? You know what I would take? I would take the... I've been saying this, but this is true. I would take the thing that's most important to me because I'm a good human being. Anal beads. I'm sweating. It's a Disney movie. That's it. What is happening? This has gone off the rails.