The Rock & Kevin Hart Argue Over The Internets Biggest Debates | Agree To Disagree

When you got freaky with your lady, well, way back in the day, you did not put cheese on the n*****. No! You told me you did! That's incompetence! Kevin could roast Dwayne better than Dwayne could roast Kevin. One, two, three. No, I'm going to disagree. I'm going to strongly disagree. No, your impression of me is pretty goddamn good. Hey, what's up, man? All right, cool. Good to see you, bro. All right. What we got here? Okay, we got all this on the shop. We got a tab right here. Okay, cool. Hey. My man! Hey, make sure you give me the thing. All right. There it is. Yeah! No, dude! No, man! Take out the phone. Hey, hey, hey, hey! Hold on, hold on. Yeah, don't worry about us. We just talking s***. That's it. Oh, hey! No, but wait a second. I can do a decent one. You do a good one. I got a good one. Do a f***ing good one. First of all, big announcement. Big announcement. Okay. First of all, you, not me, but you have helped me this thing because of you. We are in Thailand. In Thailand, in the anti-artic area, we just reached the number one, the number one status of all time. The global... But it's not me. It's you. Hey, get in there. Hey, listen. Hardest workers in the room start with what? Okay, okay. In 2016, People magazine were right to vote Dwayne the sexiest man in the world. I've never seen a bigger piece of... One, two, three. As a matter of fact, I should throw this water all over the country. Strongly agree. Why are you so angry? What's the problem? I mean, DJ, I've never been more upset in my life. Not at the fact that you won, at the fact that I wasn't even considered. And that year, that was one of my sexiest years. I'm just putting it out there, DJ. That was one of my sexiest years. There's a lot of shirt off play that year. On purpose. There was a lot. I really strategically put myself in a position to be in a run. And I just felt like, I don't know, I just felt like it was a setup. It was a hoax. I wasn't even in a running, which is bullshit. You were in the running. No, no. I wasn't, DJ. You were. Then I see the picture of you in the pool acting like... What? Why? What ugly face is that? Acting like you're not looking at the camera. What is that? I've got too many poses. There's still hope. You got to keep hope alive. I'm trying. I'm going to try. I'm going to go at it again this year, buddy. Being too short is better than being too tall. One. Two. Yeah. Strongly agree. There's not a pair of pants or a shirt that I can't find in my size. I mean, talking about anything. Women's sneakers. If I like them, I'll just get a bigger size. They're available for me. Some women's pants. I'm not afraid to admit it. I've been in them. You know, they've just been a better fit for me. I got little hips. I mean, I can go down a line here of why this is better for me. I mean, yeah. Clothes are us over here, baby. Well, you thought I'd go here. Yeah. But I went here. OK. Why didn't you strongly agree? I strongly agreed with you, but then I thought, well, maybe I just agree because you strongly agreed. Oh. So I wanted to keep it in the same agreement family because I'm your friend. OK. But I want to get back to something. OK. You were in women's pants? Well, I mean, we don't have to get into it. But you said it. Well, it was a pair of pants that could have been quote unquote unisex. I didn't find out later until later that they weren't. Actually, my stylist didn't tell me. She just put me in them. I was like, man, these jeans are nice. She was like, well, they're a petite fit. First of all, I'm confident with whatever I do. I'm just saying it was a shock to know that I was in a pair of women's jeans. How did they feel, though? How did they feel? Got to be honest with you, DJ. Made my ass feel amazing. Like I told you, my hips are different. Your hips are different? Whatever. We don't need to get into it. Let's go to the next one. Dwayne the Rob Johnson would be a brilliant U.S. President in three. Oh, wow. Yeah. I said it. You know why I said it? Thank you, man. I said it because I want to see the crash and burn. So you want to get me in the White House just so I can crash and burn? Just so I can crash and burn? Just so you can stretch yourself out. Jesus. I want to see. I just want to see you do this 13 times. I'm so sick of these people. I think he is more than capable of doing whatever he puts his mind to. That's why I'm over on that side. Wow. Thank you. Thank you very much. Thank you. You thought I would be an asshole. Well, I said disagree because I feel that just because I have a few leadership qualities doesn't make me necessarily a good presidential candidate. I love that you are thinking like that, but I'm just saying that you are a put your mind to something accomplished guy. I personally would give you a call before you start to do like, hey man, you sure you want to do this? All right. It's been good, man. You done had a good run. You had a good run, man. You don't got to do this, man. If you chose to do it, I'm like, all right. Life is good. Yes. Pineapple on pizza is disgusting. One, two, three. What? I just can't believe you said that. Come on. It's amazing. It's disgusting. No. Listen, pineapple mixed with ham or mixed with bacon on pizza is f***ing incredible. Oh my God. Why don't you just give me a bucket now so I can barf it? What don't you like about it? What do you mean what don't I like about it? Pineapple is a fruit. It's a fruit that should be eaten by itself. I'm sorry. What is it? All of a sudden there's rules to put on pizza? I didn't know that you could mix pineapple with cheese and enjoy it. That's disgusting. Okay. Well, what do you like on your pizza? How about just some cheese? Just cheese and a little tomato and some white sauce. That's it? Yes, that's it. No, man. I don't want anything else on it. It's called a Hawaiian. Oh, I get it. See? I see what's happening here. Oh, God. No, it's bad. When you got freaky with your lady, well, way back in the day did you not put cheese on the nipples? No. You told me you did. It's incompetence. Flight would be the best superpower to have one, two, three. I don't know. I disagree. Me too. What kind of superpower would you like to have? I want to be able to hold my s***. I don't want to s*** anymore. Like hold it in? Yeah. I don't want to be able to s*** anymore. Oh, so just no more s***? No s*** comes out of my mouth. So not even holding s***? No. Just no more s***? No more. But that's my power. If I chose to, I could. But my power is saying, I don't want to today. I'll shut it off. So I can eat all day, right? And on that day, if I feel like going, I'll go. But if I'm like, not today. That's my power. Wow. Yeah. F*** on command. Boom. Woo. Come on. Yeah, that's it. I want x-ray vision where I could see through. Oh. Wait a minute. Wait a second. That's a little dark, buddy. No, just see through. I just want to see through things. What are you trying to see? What are you trying to see through, buddy? What? You know, like when you look out and you see a sea of people. Yeah, I see that. I understand. Check and see. What are you trying to see, specifically? Like you? No, just like the inside people's heart. Soul. Huh. That's where we get in trouble. Kevin Hart would be incredible in the WWE. One, two, three. Boom. Yes. I already know what I would do. Go. Tell me. Okay. First of all, my man, my guy that I would create. Yeah. Nobody's ever really incorporated food into their diet. No. Into like wrestling. And my whole thing would be peanut butter. Oh. Like, yeah. Hey. You want things to get a little nutty butter? Yeah. That would be my tagline. Oh, God. Here comes Kevin Hart. He's going in his shorts. Boom. Nutty butter all over their face. And what's the finishing move? I didn't think that through. I thought the nutty butter would take you out. No. If it didn't. There's a bunch of wrestlers. Yeah. So they'll be, they'll like the peanut butter. They would lick it. Well, then that's what I would give them the, I would give them the handy. The handy. I would, oh. Right. And I would come across. Like a lay the smack down kind of thing. Well, or I would give them the poke of death. Oh, yeah. Where would you poke them? In the forehead. Like a, like take this. Well, but that doesn't do anything. Yeah, it does. My finger, my fingers have been all over the world. Oh. Boom. Yeah. Or I'll stomp. Boom. Let me create this hypothetical scenario. You and Brock Lesnar. Oh, I want some. You want some. I want some of that. You want some. He's 6'3". He's, you know, 280 pounds. Sounds like lunch. Beast. That's lunch. Sounds like lunch in a bowl. How would you, how would you beat that ass? Hey, Brock, AKA my. It's time for you to get a little thing called the poke. Come on, man. I'm in. Come on, man. I'm in. Oh, let me tell you something. I'm going to tell you why I want Brock. He's got nothing on me. He's a vegetable, a piece of broccoli. I snap him in half and throw the piece I don't want away. That's going to sound like a little bit of that Coco. Coco, beware. One of the best wrestlers of all time. Come on. I like American football. I just will never understand. is very dangerous. Why it's called football. Because they don't use their feet. I just don't understand why it's called football. Yeah, it should be causally different, maybe. Throwball. Whatever you want to call it. Throwball. But you don't kick it.