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my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and
this is the weekly dumb Jake showan skin
Jim Zack happy September last September
um how was your weekend it was it was
good simply cu the weather changed and
that was nice how the sports Jim huge
Sports weekend we know the NFL kicked
off but we're going to Minor League
Baseball but we're going to a Hall of
Famer whoa whoa whoa Mad Max Sherer
perfect game at
triaa stopped by an intentional walk and
we have some theories and we think we
have the theory but they're also saying
it's probably the first time a perfect
game has ever been broken by an
intentional wall 11 batters came and
went out out out out out Max sherzer
just IM moralizing them there's triaa
there's Major League Baseball and then
there's Hall of Fame baseball so he's
actually two leagues above them and he
reminded them yeah I have a perfect game
on the line but also I I would like to
work from the stretch and you guys
aren't giving me the opportunity to work
from the stretch so going to need some
base runners God so sherer's ready to go
also the last batter of the inning Nota
reviewed strike three and went to replay
and the article says Sherer laughed on
the mound the review said it was a
strike I would like to see the laugh me
too the article had a little too much
jimy Christmas in it if you know what I
mean don't talk or think about him this
almost breakdown you were at the game
listen listen I like when there's
animals on the field and they're covered
correct directly and we have beautiful
slow-mo shots and they cause from a from
a production standpoint and this rabbit
was on the field versus during the
Northwestern game and they have great
shots of it they have a shot Zack maybe
you can find this one where it's looking
this way and then it turns really cute
it's a good looking rabbit and then the
mascot gets sent to chase it off the
field so now you've got animal versus
animal and you're interested to see what
the rabbit's going to do cuz it's a
giant H what dog giant animal giant
animal I don't know what kind of mas it
was for a school like Northwestern you'd
think they'd have you know a pretty
legit mascot going on basically Wy a
coyote if you put a map of the
US it's Northwestern my neighbors
wouldn't let us run through his backyard
to catch the rabbits and we always
thought that was rude of him but in
retrospect that's fair I don't think you
want kids run through your backyard
right now yeah well I got a lot dog poop
out there no the mascot does the perfect
I'm a football mascot I'm chasing a
rabbit he plays it up well oh I'm going
to catch this rabbit yeah I would have
liked to see the mascot catch rabbit see
what he does with it eat
it Zach's got his pants
off what more Sports more Sports brought
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Sportsbook that's what they're doing man
enough with the rap bring the hook right
back thank you DraftKings uh Jim I
mentioned NFL season has kicked off and
the play that everyone is talking about
from this weekend Thomas Downey High
School perfectly executes a creative
fake punt I love trickeration in
football this is great football talked
about production this fake punt is a
production we're acting it out like it's
a punt the punter is even lining it up
like he's about to drop kick it but he
swirls it up like a punted ball and they
have the the Gunners coming down the
side pretending they're yelling get away
get away get away and then a guy jumps
up catches it for the first down it's
the perfect play Little Giant scene it's
the perfect football play annexation of
Puerto Rico pants on you watch this and
you go whoa how have I never seen that
before they're going to make a rule to
make that illegal soon that's when you
find the perfect Play Perfect yeah like
I don't know how that ever doesn't work
you'd have to have the guys on the line
you'd have to have one guy like take off
and he's just a watcher and he's got the
most booming voice and he just goes
throw throw it's a throw I mean these
Thomas Downey High School games the
Reddit thread someone was in there and
it could be a complete lie or it could
be true said I went to this school he
was my coach we he's been working on
that for 18 years I deep dove into the
Medesto B where I get most my news
where's that is that Modesto there's
your deep diving
slowly this coach has run this play
twice before W in 1999 it scored the
touchdown they won the game 8 to7 they
went for two after the play so does he
have a guilty conscious about the play
yes cuz he ran it one time between then
and now in 2013 he just gives himself uh
like 15 years every 15 years Run play
for 25 years he's run it three times I
believe successfully each time that's
too patient Maybe
wait for a new coach to join the
conference get some name of the play
Zach vomit wow yeah off screen wow pants
off O next up I think it's because of
this not Sports story that Zach was
telling you about there have been a lot
of Ls set around this dinner table here
tonight we've
got a
murder a cat
murder or did you clap no that was Z
clip that together from here's what
happened Nicki Knight three two 1 10
yeah yeah and a cat murder story Nik
Knight so Nicki Knight was on holiday
with her family in Turkey she gets a
notification go visit turkey.com she
gets a notification or just the turkeys
at stew lards she gets a notification on
a ring doorbell and it's her neighbor
who says oh hey Nikki I know you guys
are in Turkey but I just found your cat
in my pond he's dead neighbor sounds
sketch right that's what I'm trying to
say because ring the door said I just
found a a dead cat in my pond I think
it's yours why you checking your pond
for dead cats I drowned it he didn't say
that he didn't say that the cats like
boxed up and cremated I don't even know
if they really like identify the body 4
days later the cat just walks into their
house and it's like what's up how was
turkey good vacay I enjoyed the
Wilderness right and I think the
neighbor was trying to kill their cat
yeah and he killed the wrong cat so I'd
love to check in on his conscience
solution to this cat's alive and well I
don't watch anime the dead one's not
drown and burned but this is what I
picture anime is if this was anime this
would be a two cat love
story and one of the cats got murdered
anime what and that's anime it's the
employee of the
week glory of the week goes to a man
yeah who forced Chris Rose to take his
shirt off Colin Stone Colin Stone
congrats Colin MVP of the warehouse his
brother leads Major League Baseball
leads the Dodgers in Innings pitch gav
leads the Dodgers in Innings pitch and
may leads Major League Baseball in some
stat maybe definitely and f one okay
most strikeouts by a guy born on his
birthday probably leads that probably
Innings pitched sure congrats to the
Stoners Colin Stone got Chris Rose
naked visit turkey.com that was a weekly
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Sportsbook another cat came into the
picture that looks like that cat wanted
a nice cat life that cat Liv you think
this is like a con man situation what
was it it's one of the uh he and Peele
movies us us it's called us and they're
tethered people isit turkey.com you mean
the Jordan Peele movie you're thinking
the KE Peele skit I like when you say
Key and Peele I think comedy good
Rebrand by him kind of like he's like an
M might shamalan guy oh oh Zach Bugaboo
how is that Bugaboo did you see trap got
terrible reviews wow wow visit
turkey.com what was his first movie get
out get out yeah us they're shamalan
esque how who they're like horror movies
with twists so the one movie that I was
definitely never going to see but I like
the preview you're telling me got bad
reviews let's watch it who watches you
who get who do you get your reviews you
want me to
watch if I watch another Super producer
you got to watch trapped I'll watch
trapped is that a super Seducer for trap
trade Zack will shake on that I don't
have hands