Aaron Judge's home run plaque is stolen & Joey Chestnut beats Kobayashi | Weekly Dumb

[Applause] [Music] [Applause] my name is Jimmy his name is Jake and this is the weekly dumb Jake how do you do happy Labor Day Zach uh doing all right man dude the weather's kind of been fantasy little chill in the air Best August ever best September ever how about the sports they're really really winding down and winding up Aaron judge broke the Home Run Record two years ago and he's kind of doing it again unfortunately the Yankees are visiting and his home run plaque hath been stolen twice thought I had a Texas hat this isn't a Texas hat tell them Jim this is sad news on a lot of fronts all directed towards the Texas Rangers and the people who do the stuff in the stadium you could paint it if you wanted to commemorate the spot drill it you know you could like you don't think putting it down with icing was the right move the super glue doesn't work czy and it seems like the fan base doesn't want that memory they don't want to buy a ticket to go see the Rangers game and they're like what the [ __ ] is this yeah they're not going to replace it cuz it was kind of a weird thing to do in the beginning what if someone high up in Texas was like hey we want to put this there the lower ups were like no we like the Rangers we don't want to put this there we'll put it on bad so it gets stolen twice now there's no plaque not even cleaning up like the superglue like once you decide to not pretty nuts once you decide we're not going to yeah we're not going to replace it to not be like all right go buff that up yeah this generation's lazy welcome back what's this almost a breakdown you showed me earlier the shortest ball put in play of the Season you can't put a ball in play and have it travel less than this ball it's a record across the history of baseball Jack Lopez up to bunt they say let's do the suicide squeeze Washington he's old school he's having fun let's see if these kids can do it Jack Lopez bunts it he really catches the ball that's what they teach you to do sure like it's impressive that he got it to travel nowhere he doesn't run to first I'm guessing cuz he thinks it's going to be a foul ball Calley just picks the ball up and tags Ward out just kind of like everyone's out here and then just the laziest flip to get the out at first double play but yeah I don't you'll never see a ball put in play and travel less than that what do they say on a suicide squeeze just get it down Jack Lopez did he listened to the coaches didn't run but he did everything else wrong I'm JLo that's what I heard that he walks in every Clubhouse and he says I prefer to go by JLo Jack Lopez I didn't know he was now we do now I do no such thing as bad P yeah yeah murders you know getting caught in a scam sound familiar zacho which part the murder speaking of the not Sports is crazy more Sports more Sports first though teaser and it's brought to you by DraftKings bet you didn't think I was going to do that who now you owe him maybe a hot dog cuz that's what Chris Rose 3 2 1 and a half yeah Chris Rose he works here he's one employee of the week stay tuned for that we got you got to start tee up the episode what's coming yeah I said officiates he I don't think he was the official but he commentated on the Kobayashi vers Joey Chestnut eat off 15 years in the works what an honor kobashi got dusted embarrassed hey if you have a one V one matchup you better be in the same league and and worst of all Zack worst of all up listen kobashi did well he set his personal record yeah so it's not like he had an off night so kobashi is not going to go home be like I could beat him I just had an off night no dude you did the best you've ever done and he beat you by 20 hot dogs you're undeserving of being in this show some people are born with itbe it's Maybelline you have something to say you look like you were about to chim I got nothing was that a sneeze or something I liked what you were saying yes maybe it's Maybelline the not sports that got teased before is right up James's alley yeah Jake said hey I think you're going to like this story and I was like yeah that's good I like it and I kept reading I was like this story is awesome so there's this remote island which actually is your alley you love Islands marry an island between South Africa and Antarctica and what happened was in the early 1900s or 1800s humans introduced mice to the island which is fine mice are on pirate ships stop theice mice would get off that happens okay that happens the mice started um [ __ ] each other which creates more mice and all a the Artic all of a sudden the mice are eating the seabirds yeah they started by eating the baby chicks of the seabirds then they figured out that they can kill the adult albatrosses in the saddest way possible yeah they climb up on them and just weigh them down so they can't fly cuz they got mice on them and they just slowly eat them till they die that's sad uh I didn't think a group of mice could kill a bunch of birds so you're thinking wait how is this story good listen to this in 1948 researchers took five cats to the island right Charlie Kelly what did those five cats do they said why would we eat these mice when we can eat these big old birds and the cats started murdering the albatross then the cats started [ __ ] which creates more cats so then they had feral cats all across the island killing an estimated half a million Birds a year and that lasted to the 70s and over the next 20 years they eradicated the cats hey we [ __ ] up just a three decade [ __ ] up no four 40 years 1948 to 1991 all these cats we brought let's Now kill them uhhuh you like that how how they eradicated the cats one dude it was a Mr Beast video you're not allowed off this island until you murder all the cats is the employee of the back to Wiggly D the stupid fat Americans employee of the week this week is jpen jpen that's what he goes by talking Giants Bobby skins Bobby skins and jpen congrats jpen congrats to jpen football season starting Giants looking good the betters have them as uh worst worst worst worst offense worst defense worst outcome uh I have them going five and the other number a football analysts got asked hey who do you like in the NFC and they said you know it's tough to say who I like but I think the Giants will be bad and that was JP no all right congrats and now I will viip this paper that was the weekly dumb today's episode of the weekly dumb was brought to you by Draft Kings with football season kicking off it's the perfect time to dive into the action with our partners at DraftKings the number one place to bet on touchdowns right now all new customers who bet just $5 we instantly get 250 in bonus bets plus one month of NFL Plus premium did you hear that plus one month of NFL Plus premium now that's something we can all celebrate so download the draftking Sportsbook app now new customers use promo code dumb and bet just $5 on any wager and get 25 bonus bets instantly that's promo code dumb only at 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