1 in a Billion Moments in Football

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Frankfurt. Yes, a little good and...
...good job.
Pass it.
Who will be the mover?
Yeah!
They're going to have the ball, Bas.
They're going to chip that...
...to the football team.
And here's a...
...ball in the net.
Oh!
But not she!
...quick tip.
Hey!
Oh, that's a big...
...big, big chance!
What are they up to?
Can the Nets...
Martinelli.
A little bit of showboating.
Why not?
Party!
Not as good...
...as a football retriever.
One minute later.
It's Daniel James.
It's come to Kevin De Bruyne.
De Bruyne...
...wonderful from him.
And it's turned across the line for him.
The hard work has been done...
...by KDB.
Dino...
...never is urged to shoot by his supporters...
...trying to find this ball.
And Nunez...
...back on the net.
The foul goes off.
Good!
Penalty!
No!
Oops.
With Kataj, the danger...
...twisting neatly.
And the cross, though...
...well overhead.
All of which, of course, is history.
The course of which Arsenal seek to alter.
But this is Sterling.
It's a few weeks into the season, isn't it?
One way or another.
Tarak...
...from foreshore.
Ronaldo stopped at point-blank range.
Bound to be a goal.
Cross, and Johan had beaten.
Newcastle go ahead.
Oh, the sweep's run over.
It's brought to Aguero.
Aguero makes some space for himself...
...to deflect.
Aguero with another chance.
Oh, it's a lovely chip from Aguero...
...to complete his hat-trick.
Nice to go, it's alone.
Oh, the cross, it's there.
It's for Sergio Aguero.
City.
Okay.
Sambacut...
...yo!
...on what's happening on the pitch.
They should also...
...now...
...it's a goal!
Wow!
There was offside.
That hops...
High save percentages in the division...
...but it's a huge mistake!
Everyone's singing his praises at San Siro.
Five minutes later.
Mendy intervenes...
...second chance for Jesus...
...and it's saved...
...on his line...
...by Thiago Silva...
...and Ligueur.
Thiago Silva's return.
And that's him...
...and Fiorentina.
Oh, incredible!
D'Ambrosio...
...as John...
...Eriksen.
A lovely little chip through.
Oh, what a finish!
That is fantastic!
Good effort.
Oh!
It's a glorious chance.
What are you doing?
Fett stays at home...
What?
...towards the back post...
...and how on earth...
...has Krustovic missed that?
There's plenty of space...
...on the Manchester City right...
...for Bernardo Silva.
A position that he has tended to play...
...as an out-and-out right winger...
...but always giving the licence...
...to come back inside...
...and a good effect as well!
It didn't take Manchester City long!
And oh, yes!
What a goal!
Diogo Jota...
...they have got the...
...Lerma...
...competing with...
...Chris Richards there.
You haven't done a jump-in...
...when...
...Chris Richards...
...straight into midfield...
...and passed it well.
Penetrating run here from...
...Mateus Nunes...
...possibility for Bob...
...and he finds the net!
...forces him back...
...good ball from Kemp though...
...Robben...
...Robben's in!
Robben to shoot...
...brilliant defending...
...behind it goes for a corner...
...Mascherano...
...and the chip...
...Simmons was there...
...and goal...
...and it's...
...Martinez...
...who makes the save!
Will that be it?
Will be...
...that be the last?
...to Barcelona...
...where did the airdrop...
...but just gets the wrong side...
...and she saves!
Chelsea delight...
...Delirium behind that goal...
...to the offside...
...been exposed...
...can they punish them?
Seferovic off the line...
...by the record-breaker!
...Sancho get his finish rally...
...he can't...
...he thinks he was at half-time...
...look at this...
...five minutes later...
...Dembele might not be...
...what's Dembele...
...Sean...
...Ederson got something...
...but not enough of it...
...surely he can't let that go...
...now he...
...Ederson down...
...oh he spilled it...
...oh it's in again...
...it's Dembele again...
...and he's cut...
...that's a decent ball...
...clipped in...
...Ben White...
...and a cut...
...once he takes that touch...
...drops it on to Eddie...
...and Ketias...
...no, I'm scared...
...I don't have the idea...
...the ball is in the middle...
...I'm scared...
...huge headbutt...
...on the captain's line...
...side...
...the keeper restricts it...
...and did it go over the line...
...the referee looks at his watch...
...which doesn't appear to have vibrated...
...sends it in towards Royce...
...he can get near...
...it's not rushed...
...from Lanzini...
...oh it's incredible...
...what a goal...
...by...
...the 50's...
...and it's in...
...one goal...
...and it's in...
...and the ball is in...
...the ball is in...
...Opczaki...
...Obamey...
...in the middle...
...and it's in...
...the free-lock...
...Bronny Batrayan...
...capital intervention...
...Australian...
...what a great ball...
...he made it in the middle...
...to the far side...
...headbutt from Longren...
...outside the penalty area...
...Darida's shot...
...he's in...
...and the penalty decision...
...the referees are ready...
...the sign has come...
...Szyk...
...it's on the ball...
...Szyk...
...he shoots and scores...
...Szyk is shooting...
...Anti-Adres...
...Pizza-Milk...
...and the pass is in...
...and it's in...
...and then the head-to-head...
...with the ball...
...and here's Koulibaly...
...straight to Kerbalen...
...off the line...
...he runs on the line...
...Emre Can was there...
...Koulibaly's shot...
...Katadi...
...Luis Alberto...
...to open the foot...
...Provedel is there...
...Provedel...
...the Providentiel...
...Provedel...
...who comes...
...oh...
...perfect...
...Rasputin...
...he chases us...
...he stops in front of the penalty area...
...he passes the ball...
...and...
...oh...
...he says...
...I'd also like to have a T-shirt there...
...he's in front of the goal...
...he shoots...
...he's in front of the goal...
...he shoots...
...Katadi...
...he's in front of the goal...
...Katadi...
...he's in the first role...
...he's the European champion...
...one on two...
...oh...
...perfect...
...hooks it forward...
...Zohatte...
...in behind...
...Firdbein...
...they got it...
...Firdbein...
...he's in...
...he cannot win the game...
...he is...
...Steven Firdbein...
...I don't believe it...
...here he goes...
...and he scores...
...for Klayo Saka...
...sends Enes in the wrong way...
...confident...
...incredible to deny Mandragora...
...in the 6th additional minute...
...long shot...
...and goal...
...goal, goal, goal...
...Steven...
...Diego Luna...
...denied by Kla...
...the Moose hits it off the post...
...that means...
...Salah's moment has settled the game...
...now the Flackers stay down...
...and Nunes has gone through...
...and Edison has stopped him in his tracks...
...and Ake clears it...
...Soboslai 2-0...
...and Nunes is the 101st player in his career...
...to score a goal in the Premier League...
...the trick...
...Orestano...
...miraculous from Falcone...
...not once but twice...
...out of the strike somewhat...
...here's McAllister...
...what a strike by Alexi McAllister...
...goal again...
...Pulisic...
...around Edison...
...it's cleared off the line...
...to defeat the Arsenal captain...
...who can loop one into the box...
...it's a good error...
...it's a great error...
...they need him most...
...that's it...
...Nelson might have to hit it now...
...he does...
...what a goal...
...Reece Nelson has won it for Arsenal...
...and the place is going wild...
...intervals...
...Nunes...
...he's done well...
...oh and it was blocked away...
...vital defensive work there by Ben Meek...
...they've also got to bring on Douglas Nunes...
...Clumsy from Batman...
...Nunes...
...levels...
...and what a time...
...and Korezma goes again...
...brilliant from Ricardo Korezma...
...Korezma has returned for Portugal...
...simply sensational...
...Beckham could raise the roof here with a goal...
...I don't believe it...
...David Beckham scores the goal...
...oh that was a nice free kick...
...from Zinkernagel...
...and a great reaction from Boda...
...but Zinkernagel...
...hits Salah...
...Fabinho...
...and now...
...he manages to react to this goal...
...will the Belgians be able...
...to turn the tide...
...of their victory...
...but Lukaku was in trouble...
...and it's not over yet...
...it's just the beginning...
...what are you doing...
...Darwin Nunes has been able...
...to play Max Salah...
...and he's got the pace...
...to get past Longley...
...but not get a shot in with it...
...and now the offside...
...unbelievable...
...oh yeah...
...was that in...
...no...
...says the referee...
...comes back to Moat...
...how did that one stay out...
...Moat on the right hand side...
...two seconds later...
...that's a goal by Kimenese...
...but the reaction is...
...it's a goal by Kimenese...
...times...
...a further effort by Kimenese...
...he gets a great chance...
...an amazing pass...
...good ball...
...a good ball...
...but then wasn't over the line...
...would use...
...with the chance...
...with 29 and a half minutes...
...it was enough...
...the head coach search...
...is in the 9...
Five minutes later
20th minute, and the hope, maybe, and the hope, maybe, with Kylian Mbappé
Kylian Mbappé's head, come on, come on, Kylian
Penalty kick, penalty kick, of course
Rebound, one more time
Danger, free header
This could be the opening opportunity for Pep Guardiola
Oh, what a goal from Bernardo Silva
Oops
Goodbye
Oh, what a finish, what a free kick
Sterling
Lovely skill from Raheem Sterling
And he claims a corner
It all started on the edge of
Barjipo
Goal
What a major tournament
He took him all of three touches of the ball
England's lead is back to four goals strong
That's it, man, game over, man
Five minutes later
Bye-bye
Sigurdsson, still, what a way to win it
Back by Locatelli and Milinkovic-Savic
Murillo, Murillo
The centre-back, Murillo, still Murillo
And again
Well, who says it?
Opponents
Four-five now
That's the directive
And I just thought, that's what he did
Raphinha does leave it for Grenier
Well, Forster
Didn't get a touch
Well, did he, huh?
To the officials
Esco, he's going to be free
Good back, Esco
He straightens it with his left foot
He's almost on his knees
He stretches his nerves and is
Welcome
Long time no see from him
He was the last one
Lenky De Jong
Top miners
De Jong and Blind show
Here's Ronaldo
What do you say about the tricks and the flicks?
It's set and that's Kramaric
And now there's Nechmeta and I'm sure
He deserves it
Because Kramaric, in the final moment
Again a long ball, but a really good long ball
We're unbeaten, in actual fact
We turn the telecom arena
It's on Sunday from 11.15
And that's Forster
Just managing to get that one
What are you doing?
What a video!
It's me!
15.15
Now Ake fighting with Michael Mestrada
Mestrada thought he'd be stronger than Ake
But he was wrong
For Fahner
How does he get through?
Easy ramp
No link
Oops
Okay
Bro
Corner by Sadio Mane
They can score
And here's Mane
To have a run here
And it's a great run
And it's a fierce shot
And on the break
Tottenham take the lead
Steven Bergwijn again
Oh, it drops for Sarr
Oh, he's got past the hair somehow
How on earth is that Donny?
